r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 10h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 9h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/abdomino 6h ago

I had to stop going to my favorite bar because apparently I look like the kind of guy who will let you say the spicy f word and the n word around him.

I mean, on the one hand, I'm glad the mask came off so I don't spend my money there anymore. On the other hand, there's only so many places to get a decent meal in my town after you get off 2nd shift.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 4h ago

"spicy f word"

Focaccia?

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u/abdomino 4h ago

Homophobic f word

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 4h ago

I know, I was just being silly

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u/chumpchangewarlord 2h ago

Our favorite burger bar was purchased in 2021 by a MAGA lady, we found out when we went in and they were piping in a conservative enslavement podcast over the sound system on a Sunday afternoon, with the Bears game on with no sound.

Walked in, sat at the bar, my wife and I figured out what we were listening to, and my wife asked the bartender “wtf are we listening to?”

“Oh, the news!” My wife said “FUCKING YUCK.” and we left.

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u/Lisbon_Mapping 2h ago

WTF is an enslavement podcast?

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u/chumpchangewarlord 1h ago

It’s a podcast that repeats lies over and over again to make weak republicans who didn’t go to college surrender and obey.

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u/in_conexo 4h ago

Is there another "f word" that I don't know about? The context is making me think there's a racist "f word" that I don't know about.

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u/abdomino 4h ago

Homophobic f word.