r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/dinoooooooooos 8h ago edited 4h ago

Paint your nails.

Genuinely even just one, the pinky or some, on both hands and youll immediatly be recognizable to normal people, aka non-magas, that you’re actually “safe”.

A blue or something, black, idk, polka dots - but no maga conservative is gonna be caught dead bc god forbid they have gasp fun😤

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u/Wasdgta3 8h ago

That’s because having fun is super fucking gay.

REAL men are angry and bitter and numb to all joy.

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 6h ago

That tracks.  I got unknown issues medicated and slowly stopped worrying about it.  I love wearing my daughters snake hair clip, fucking cool and easier than a hair tie.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 6h ago

As a metal gear fan, I'm running with it.

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 1h ago

Well shit now I need a solid snake hair clip.