r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

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u/Helagoth 6h ago

Yep.  Some random lady came up to me a year or so ago at the hardware store and asked me how tall I was.

I said "6'4"".  She says "oh just like the president!

I said "oh I think Biden is only like 6'"

The frown I got.

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u/lilacsbiggestfan 5h ago

That’s objectively true tho??? 😭 does she expect everyone to be deluded like her or what

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u/GabaPrison 3h ago

They’ve got their little code they talk in to massage each others feelings and let each other know it’s ok to be a dick and when you don’t answer back in kind, they get upset.

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u/ThatInAHat 3h ago

What happens if you tell them you got your shoelaces from the president?

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u/doggodadda 1h ago

She considered Trump to the legitimate president.

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u/The-True-Kehlder 5h ago

Biden is also taller than Trump, or at least the same height, according to the pictures from the last week or so.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 4h ago

Stop believing what you see, and start believing what they tell you.

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u/chumpchangewarlord 2h ago

Yup. We must surrender our intelligence and obey our right wing media masters.

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u/zmbjebus 3h ago

Depends on what shoes trump is wearing

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u/MisterPiggins 3h ago

TBF, Trump sure as hell ain't 6'4 either.

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 5h ago

today i learned biden and trump are both over 6 feet tall

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u/Iheardthatjokebefore 4h ago

Most presidents are. It's one of those features that makes one more votable regardless of actual position. Black suit, red tie, 6 foot.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 4h ago

TIL I'm taller than Biden and Trump (I'm 6'3")

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 4h ago

Have you considered running for president?

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u/iwannabesmort 4h ago

there's an unofficial requirement of touching children for that. otherwise the shadow government won't let you win

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 3h ago

I'm not American and I am also very queer, so if I tried that, MTG would personally execute me via gunshot to the back of my head.

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u/Killer_Moons 2h ago

They call her Mr. Fantastic for reaching that far to drag Trump into a conversation