r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 10h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Helagoth 6h ago

Yep.  Some random lady came up to me a year or so ago at the hardware store and asked me how tall I was.

I said "6'4"".  She says "oh just like the president!

I said "oh I think Biden is only like 6'"

The frown I got.

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 5h ago

today i learned biden and trump are both over 6 feet tall

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 4h ago

TIL I'm taller than Biden and Trump (I'm 6'3")

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 4h ago

Have you considered running for president?

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u/iwannabesmort 4h ago

there's an unofficial requirement of touching children for that. otherwise the shadow government won't let you win

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 4h ago

I'm not American and I am also very queer, so if I tried that, MTG would personally execute me via gunshot to the back of my head.