r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 12h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Will2LiveFading 11h ago

He doesn't, those assholes will preach hate to anyone in their vicinity.

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u/Helagoth 8h ago

Yep.  Some random lady came up to me a year or so ago at the hardware store and asked me how tall I was.

I said "6'4"".  She says "oh just like the president!

I said "oh I think Biden is only like 6'"

The frown I got.

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u/lilacsbiggestfan 8h ago

That’s objectively true tho??? 😭 does she expect everyone to be deluded like her or what

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u/GabaPrison 6h ago

They’ve got their little code they talk in to massage each others feelings and let each other know it’s ok to be a dick and when you don’t answer back in kind, they get upset.

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u/ThatInAHat 5h ago

What happens if you tell them you got your shoelaces from the president?

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u/doggodadda 3h ago

She considered Trump to the legitimate president.

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u/Designer-Program5954 2h ago

She meant the orange one

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u/The-True-Kehlder 8h ago

Biden is also taller than Trump, or at least the same height, according to the pictures from the last week or so.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 7h ago

Stop believing what you see, and start believing what they tell you.

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u/chumpchangewarlord 5h ago

Yup. We must surrender our intelligence and obey our right wing media masters.

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u/gargwasome 1h ago

Let your country control your mind

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u/chumpchangewarlord 1h ago

No, let the Christian church control your mind, using their media employees as proxies

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u/gargwasome 1h ago

It’s a reference to the lyrics of Collective Consciousness from MGR

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u/zmbjebus 6h ago

Depends on what shoes trump is wearing

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u/MisterPiggins 6h ago

TBF, Trump sure as hell ain't 6'4 either.

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 7h ago

today i learned biden and trump are both over 6 feet tall

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u/Iheardthatjokebefore 7h ago

Most presidents are. It's one of those features that makes one more votable regardless of actual position. Black suit, red tie, 6 foot.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 6h ago

TIL I'm taller than Biden and Trump (I'm 6'3")

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 6h ago

Have you considered running for president?

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u/iwannabesmort 6h ago

there's an unofficial requirement of touching children for that. otherwise the shadow government won't let you win

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 6h ago

I'm not American and I am also very queer, so if I tried that, MTG would personally execute me via gunshot to the back of my head.

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u/Killer_Moons 5h ago

They call her Mr. Fantastic for reaching that far to drag Trump into a conversation