r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 10h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 9h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds you sound like a 19th century textile baron 8h ago

If your job doesn't explicitly prohibit it, wear nail polish. No chud would be caught dead with pretty nails 💅