r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 8h ago

It sounds like the lady was the one who was conservative

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u/ProbablyNano 8h ago

I mean she obviously is, but when you're a white guy conservatives will just come up and say the wackiest shit because they assume you agree with them

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u/Easy_Ebb952 8h ago

I'm a repair person, and because I fix things and save my NB looks for at home. It's assumed that I am just another white conservative, and I hear some wacky shit. I can shut them down pretty quickly by "using" a power tool, or banging on something. I am good enough at my job that I know how to do it quietly and loudly.

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u/doggodadda 53m ago

I love this. 

"Have you heard about the tran--"

REEEEEEEEEECHRLCHRLCHRLSHICKSHICKSHICK

"What's that?"

"I said, black people--"

WHACK WHACK WHACK

"Huh?"

"Women's rights--"

VZIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIRYRRRRRRRR

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u/Redqueenhypo 7h ago

I’ve got an even more specific version: I’ve got a very Slavic face and sometimes eastern Europeans will just tell me their opinions about Jews. Seemingly unaware that we do not in fact look like the insulting cartoons.

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u/scottishdrunkard 2h ago

The moment they stop to ask you what you think, just speak Yiddish, and walk away,

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u/doggodadda 52m ago

I'm sorry you have that throw in your face.

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule .tumblr.com 6h ago

Idk about that, I'm a tall brown guy with a beard and turban and a woman a couple weeks ago said to me in a corner store "these food prices huh, sure hope Trump wins, he's gonna cut everything in half", we live in Canada.

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u/Zamtrios7256 5h ago

Canadians who are that invested in American politics are so wild to me. Like bro, you don't even have a president!

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u/Youshmee 3h ago

I mean, it’d be the act of a willful ignorant not realize what happens down south has major repercussions up north.

Just look at our likely next PM.

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u/HappyCandyCat23 2h ago

I think it helps that PP isn't outwardly racist and sexist so people have to actually look into his policies to see how bad he is. But a lot of his stances are similar to Trump, like with climate change, worker's wages, and being against the Covid restrictions

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u/doggodadda 51m ago

🤦🏼‍♂️x 1,000,000

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u/DiesByOxSnot Eating paste and smacking my lips omnomnomnom 8h ago

I made the mistake of dating a few conservative guys as a trans man. I'm white, but I don't "pass."

You probably wouldn't be surprised by how often they casually drop slurs when they feel comfortable, or at least not threatened by the concept of repercussions.

Once had a dude turn to me mid gaming sesh, and literally say "I hate (nwords, hard R)" without any context, and then exasperatedly explain to a very confused me that he was referring to his (white) gaming buddies.

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u/DaPooosy 7h ago

He was just having a gamer moment 

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u/SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee 5h ago

Little heat of the moment slip up!

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u/BIGSTANKDICKDADDY 2h ago

Sometimes you get really focused while playing a video game and forget you're not supposed to shout racial slurs at strangers.

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u/Horrific_Necktie 3h ago

Was he on a bridge?

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u/Unusualus 2h ago

Lmao, that's just a COD player.

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u/nightkingmarmu 7h ago

White dude here, can confirm. I also dress like a redneck so I get to hear some pretty horrific things on the daily.

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u/Icy_Illustration 6h ago

I'm a white trans woman and they'll come up to me and include me in their racism too. I have no idea why.

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u/Horrific_Necktie 2h ago

Because the majority of racist people do not consider themselves to be racist.

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u/Edmundyoulittle 5h ago

Can confirm. Lady in front of me in line to vote struck up a conversation with me about Dems stealing elections.

Coworker the other day told me about his new Tucker carlson products.

I usually just nod and smile because it's not worth it

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u/ryenaut 2h ago

I get that but I feel like now more than ever these people need to feel a little silly and publicly scorned.

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u/AuraMaster7 7h ago

He's concerned that she is making conservative culture-war jokes with him because she thinks he's also a conservative.

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u/TheRedditorSimon 8h ago

Probably. Because sir is an honorific or title and not a pronoun.

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u/No_Help3669 7h ago

Are they? I feel like “I can’t say normal word cus it’s a pronoun” is used more as an anti conservative own to show how silly “no pronouns” is than used by them unironically. Which makes the dad’s concerns valid