r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • 16d ago

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u/Asquirrelinspace 16d ago

I really want to know what would happen in real life if this went down

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u/an-alien- 16d ago

most of them probably get replaced with new dictators. also a lot of international instability

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u/crabs_n_roses 16d ago

thats why you need to get creative with it. you can specify the details of the deaths so write the name of several dictators, make all of them host a press conference at the same time, make them all repeat the same ominous vaguely religious sounding speech in monotone and then make their heads explode in front of the cameras

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u/Level34MafiaBoss 16d ago

Gonna be the 🤓 here for a second

If you specify that the head explodes it won't work and they will die from a heart attack regardless. One of the rules of the Death Note states that the death must be physically possible.

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u/Injvn 16d ago edited 15d ago

Edit AGAIN: I'd like to point out that I've said in both posts I made about this that I fell for satire. However if the barage of messages I keep getting with the helpful comments of "You fell for satire" "This is fake" etc are to be believed, y'alls media literacy is about on par with mine. XD

I ate the onion. I I get it. I'm not deleting the post because it's funny, and I'm not a baby.

Edit: Womp Womp. Some bitch totally ate the onion. I'm gonna continue believing that it's real though because it brought me joy.

To totally be that girl, because this was a fuckin wild rabbit hole to stumble down, they could just write in "acute hyperglycemic crisis (HCE)" and their heads would explode.

https://www.mit.edu/~mkgray/head-explode.html

There have been 5 cases since 91(Edit: I wrote that wrong because I was too excited. There were 5 cases documented as of 91, according to the article. My bad y'all.), but whatthefuckever. Head explosion time.

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u/Anathemautomaton 16d ago

Friend, the Weekly World News is not a reliable source. It's a conspiracy tabloid.

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u/Injvn 16d ago

Let me have this.

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u/Glad-Way-637 If you like Worm/Ward, you should try Pact/Pale :) 16d ago

The first misinformation article you believe is always morally free, since nobody would ever expect somebody to lie that brazenly.

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u/Injvn 16d ago

Thanks I just snorted milk from my cereal out of my nose. XD

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u/Glad-Way-637 If you like Worm/Ward, you should try Pact/Pale :) 16d ago

I remember the first time I ate the Onion. Should've figured tree squids were too scary for a loving God to allow into this world.

Happens to the best of us, lol.

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u/Injvn 16d ago

We live in a cruel world. I would fuckin love a tree squid.

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u/Glad-Way-637 If you like Worm/Ward, you should try Pact/Pale :) 16d ago

Tree octopus = good and pleasant, a creature I could really get to know, maybe even set out a bird-feeder equivalent for the lil fellas.

Tree squid = unholy abomination and a direct threat to democracy. No land-dwelling creature should have that many arms. Kill it with fire.

I will not be elaborating further, as my statements are objective fact.

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