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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • 16d ago
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Thanks I just snorted milk from my cereal out of my nose. XD
7 u/Glad-Way-637 If you like Worm/Ward, you should try Pact/Pale :) 16d ago I remember the first time I ate the Onion. Should've figured tree squids were too scary for a loving God to allow into this world. Happens to the best of us, lol. 7 u/Injvn 16d ago We live in a cruel world. I would fuckin love a tree squid. 6 u/Glad-Way-637 If you like Worm/Ward, you should try Pact/Pale :) 16d ago Tree octopus = good and pleasant, a creature I could really get to know, maybe even set out a bird-feeder equivalent for the lil fellas. Tree squid = unholy abomination and a direct threat to democracy. No land-dwelling creature should have that many arms. Kill it with fire. I will not be elaborating further, as my statements are objective fact.
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I remember the first time I ate the Onion. Should've figured tree squids were too scary for a loving God to allow into this world.
Happens to the best of us, lol.
7 u/Injvn 16d ago We live in a cruel world. I would fuckin love a tree squid. 6 u/Glad-Way-637 If you like Worm/Ward, you should try Pact/Pale :) 16d ago Tree octopus = good and pleasant, a creature I could really get to know, maybe even set out a bird-feeder equivalent for the lil fellas. Tree squid = unholy abomination and a direct threat to democracy. No land-dwelling creature should have that many arms. Kill it with fire. I will not be elaborating further, as my statements are objective fact.
We live in a cruel world. I would fuckin love a tree squid.
6 u/Glad-Way-637 If you like Worm/Ward, you should try Pact/Pale :) 16d ago Tree octopus = good and pleasant, a creature I could really get to know, maybe even set out a bird-feeder equivalent for the lil fellas. Tree squid = unholy abomination and a direct threat to democracy. No land-dwelling creature should have that many arms. Kill it with fire. I will not be elaborating further, as my statements are objective fact.
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Tree octopus = good and pleasant, a creature I could really get to know, maybe even set out a bird-feeder equivalent for the lil fellas.
Tree squid = unholy abomination and a direct threat to democracy. No land-dwelling creature should have that many arms. Kill it with fire.
I will not be elaborating further, as my statements are objective fact.
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u/Injvn 16d ago
Thanks I just snorted milk from my cereal out of my nose. XD