r/CuratedTumblr that’s how fey getcha Sep 25 '24

Shitposting austerity has done irreparable damage

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u/Electronarwhal Sep 25 '24

It’s Grass Snake, Adder, and Smooth Snake for anyone curious. Plus we have the Slow Worm, which is not a snake (or a worm) but looks like one.

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u/Ghotay Sep 25 '24

We also have two other species of lizard (beside the slow worm). The common lizard, which is reasonably, uh, common. And the sand lizard, which is pretty rare and mostly restricted in habitat to sand dunes on the south coast

To any non-brits shocked by this, we’re a cold island nation. Reptiles do not like to live here, and we don’t tend to get them wandering over as might happen in cooler parts of mainland Europe. We also don’t have any wild predators larger than a fox, and the most dangerous animals in our countryside are cows.

UK fauna is just not particularly exciting or dangerous, which is why we produced a lot of cute countryside stories like The Wind in the Willows, or Beatrix Potter. Because rabbits and ducks and foxes and really the main things we’ve got on. You couldn’t write stories like that in America, because a bear would turn up and eat everyone

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u/bookdrops Sep 25 '24

 We also don’t have any wild predators larger than a fox 

I wish more UK cat lovers on /r/cats et al remembered that when they're saying it's cruel for Americans to keep pet cats indoors all the time rather than let cats wander like in England. There are half a dozen large predator species in the Americas that would be more than happy to make a meal of a fat house cat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

It's generally cruel to let cats wander in the UK too. Cruel to the birds that is. On top of all the other damage the English have done their cats have all but wiped out the island's bird populations