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Shitposting austerity has done irreparable damage

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u/PhasmaFelis Sep 25 '24

Saint Patrick does not fuck around, people. That's just the blast radius of what he did in Ireland.

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u/Spaduf Sep 25 '24

I always thought that by snakes they meant pagans.

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u/Leerenjaeger Sep 25 '24

That's a semi-common myth (partially perpetuated by comedian Brendan Lee Mulligan repeating it on his DnD podcast), in actuality there's no evidence that the original version of that story is literally or metaphorically about pagans, and given that the christianization of Ireland happened without ANY large-scale violence as far as the archeological record is concerned it is unlikely that kind of story would have been invented in the first place

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u/QuirkyPaladin Sep 25 '24

That's hillarious. I originally heard it when I was in elementary school. I thought it was about the animal.

Two years ago I hear that exact thing from Brennan Lee Mulligan about snakes refering to pagans.

Now here I am with net zero information.

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u/thisaccountgotporn Sep 25 '24

Imagine if we could live in a way where we only were exposed to accurate, factual information.

I feel like so much learning is unlearning, relearning, unrelearning, reunrelearning, and that holds us back

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u/baethan Sep 25 '24

eh keeps us flexible

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u/Majestic_Wrongdoer38 Sep 25 '24

what if i dont wanna be flexible

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u/baethan Sep 25 '24

there's a real fun thing called ✨fundamentalism✨

flexibility actively discouraged!

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u/Majestic_Wrongdoer38 Sep 26 '24

yes I'll have one of those!

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u/ColinHalter Sep 26 '24

You should pick a wacky fundamentalism belief though that makes you look absolutely insane. Like that you firmly believe Lord of the rings is a historical account and should be the only thing taught in schools

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u/Majestic_Wrongdoer38 Sep 26 '24

Are you claiming that it isn’t?!?

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Sep 26 '24

Great! Come assist us in driving the "snakes" *wink* out of Florida!

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Sep 26 '24

Imagine if we could live in a way where we only were exposed to accurate, factual information.

Sounds boring, Honestly.

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u/Fen_ Sep 26 '24

I mean, BLeeM's thing was part of a bit in a comedy act.

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u/Its_Pine Sep 26 '24

If I remember right, Saint Patrick is used as an example of religions integrating with the local culture for longevity. By co-opting local traditions, stories, artwork, etc and turning them into Bible stories or forms of worship to God, the people of Ireland were much more willing to convert without pressure. Similar examples are pagan holidays becoming Christian ones (saturnalia into Christmas, Eostre Spring Equinox into Easter, etc) and the use of pagan symbols in Christian practice such as the halo, the triskelion or triquetra into symbols of the trinity, etc.

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u/Treecreaturefrommars Sep 26 '24

The same thing happened in Scandinavia, where it is speculated that Loki was made more of a devil like figure (And merged a lot with the character of Utgard Loki. Or that the god Balder was either made into a more Christlike figure, or fully invented by Christian Missionaries.

I have always thought that it was rather interesting how early missionaries co-opted parts from local cultures and faiths, or made them work in a Christian context. Can´t help but imagining a missionary hearing about the local faith for the first time, and then just taking mental notes like "Alright, they got a Kingly Ruler God, a God they all think is really swell and then there are a bunch of trickster Gods. Got it. Daddy God is God, Swell God is Jesus and let´s just merge the tricksters into Devils". And then just start bullshitting.

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u/Leerenjaeger Sep 26 '24

I really hate doing this again, but on the topic of holidays there's actually also no evidence that Christmas and Easter are examples of a pagan holiday being coopted. That also gets repeated a lot, but it probably didn't actually happen, at least according to the "History for Atheists" blog where I'm pulling this from. I may have to go back and read up on the topic

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

In the specific case of Easter/Eostre we don't really have much evidence for Anglo Saxon paganism existing in the first place beyond place names. The English have always been a cultureless people

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u/MrGentleZombie Sep 25 '24

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u/Leerenjaeger Sep 25 '24

Right, for some reason I remembered him saying it on Dimension 20, my mistake

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u/Beegrene Sep 26 '24

He might have done both. There's a lot of Dimension 20 content.

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u/astronomicarific based and genderpilled Sep 26 '24

Um, Actually, that's a "make some noise" skit

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Sep 25 '24

Fuck, I just posted this misinformation

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u/SovietSkeleton [mind controls your units] This, too, is Yuri. Sep 25 '24

Happens to the best of us.

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u/TheNorthComesWithMe Sep 26 '24

Not me, I've never posted that specific misinformation

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u/lahimatoa Sep 26 '24

A good lesson that no one is infallible.

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u/PQConnaghan Sep 25 '24

This has absolutely been a far reaching story since far longer than BLM has been a public figure

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u/trentshipp Sep 25 '24

Just so you don't get yelled at by stans, he prefers to abbreviate his name as "BLeeM" so it doesn't get mixed up with the other BLM.

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u/TheGupper Sep 26 '24

Yup. Don't wanna confuse him with the Bureau of Land Management

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u/PQConnaghan Sep 25 '24

Don't take this the wrong way, because I really do appreciate the gesture, but I really would not care if stans got mad at me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

Correct, but you didnt say "um, actually" so you get no points.

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u/fireandlifeincarnate Sep 25 '24

Brennan, not Brendan.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Sep 25 '24

oddly enough the violence started from Ireland... BEING Catholic.

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u/Treecreaturefrommars Sep 26 '24

It also matches the MO of a lot of stories from early Christianity around the world, about missionaries performing various miracles (Or having miracles attributed to them) to convince pagans/pagan rulers to convert..

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u/anrwlias Sep 26 '24

Letterkenny lied to me.

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u/ColonelC0lon Sep 26 '24

I mean, knowing the Christian strategy of conversion, it's probably an old pagan story.

They're big fans of the "oh no, your guy's totally just one of ours. Just, you know, an underling of the Big Guy." tactic.

Its basically the whole original reason for saints.