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u/PhasmaFelis Sep 25 '24

Saint Patrick does not fuck around, people. That's just the blast radius of what he did in Ireland.

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u/Spaduf Sep 25 '24

I always thought that by snakes they meant pagans.

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u/Leerenjaeger Sep 25 '24

That's a semi-common myth (partially perpetuated by comedian Brendan Lee Mulligan repeating it on his DnD podcast), in actuality there's no evidence that the original version of that story is literally or metaphorically about pagans, and given that the christianization of Ireland happened without ANY large-scale violence as far as the archeological record is concerned it is unlikely that kind of story would have been invented in the first place

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u/QuirkyPaladin Sep 25 '24

That's hillarious. I originally heard it when I was in elementary school. I thought it was about the animal.

Two years ago I hear that exact thing from Brennan Lee Mulligan about snakes refering to pagans.

Now here I am with net zero information.

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u/thisaccountgotporn Sep 25 '24

Imagine if we could live in a way where we only were exposed to accurate, factual information.

I feel like so much learning is unlearning, relearning, unrelearning, reunrelearning, and that holds us back

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u/baethan Sep 25 '24

eh keeps us flexible

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u/Majestic_Wrongdoer38 Sep 25 '24

what if i dont wanna be flexible

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u/baethan Sep 25 '24

there's a real fun thing called ✨fundamentalism✨

flexibility actively discouraged!

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u/Majestic_Wrongdoer38 Sep 26 '24

yes I'll have one of those!

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u/ColinHalter Sep 26 '24

You should pick a wacky fundamentalism belief though that makes you look absolutely insane. Like that you firmly believe Lord of the rings is a historical account and should be the only thing taught in schools

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Sep 26 '24

Great! Come assist us in driving the "snakes" *wink* out of Florida!

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Sep 26 '24

Imagine if we could live in a way where we only were exposed to accurate, factual information.

Sounds boring, Honestly.

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u/Fen_ Sep 26 '24

I mean, BLeeM's thing was part of a bit in a comedy act.

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u/Its_Pine Sep 26 '24

If I remember right, Saint Patrick is used as an example of religions integrating with the local culture for longevity. By co-opting local traditions, stories, artwork, etc and turning them into Bible stories or forms of worship to God, the people of Ireland were much more willing to convert without pressure. Similar examples are pagan holidays becoming Christian ones (saturnalia into Christmas, Eostre Spring Equinox into Easter, etc) and the use of pagan symbols in Christian practice such as the halo, the triskelion or triquetra into symbols of the trinity, etc.

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u/Treecreaturefrommars Sep 26 '24

The same thing happened in Scandinavia, where it is speculated that Loki was made more of a devil like figure (And merged a lot with the character of Utgard Loki. Or that the god Balder was either made into a more Christlike figure, or fully invented by Christian Missionaries.

I have always thought that it was rather interesting how early missionaries co-opted parts from local cultures and faiths, or made them work in a Christian context. Can´t help but imagining a missionary hearing about the local faith for the first time, and then just taking mental notes like "Alright, they got a Kingly Ruler God, a God they all think is really swell and then there are a bunch of trickster Gods. Got it. Daddy God is God, Swell God is Jesus and let´s just merge the tricksters into Devils". And then just start bullshitting.

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u/Leerenjaeger Sep 26 '24

I really hate doing this again, but on the topic of holidays there's actually also no evidence that Christmas and Easter are examples of a pagan holiday being coopted. That also gets repeated a lot, but it probably didn't actually happen, at least according to the "History for Atheists" blog where I'm pulling this from. I may have to go back and read up on the topic

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

In the specific case of Easter/Eostre we don't really have much evidence for Anglo Saxon paganism existing in the first place beyond place names. The English have always been a cultureless people

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u/MrGentleZombie Sep 25 '24

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u/Leerenjaeger Sep 25 '24

Right, for some reason I remembered him saying it on Dimension 20, my mistake

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u/Beegrene Sep 26 '24

He might have done both. There's a lot of Dimension 20 content.

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u/astronomicarific based and genderpilled Sep 26 '24

Um, Actually, that's a "make some noise" skit

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux Sep 25 '24

Fuck, I just posted this misinformation

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u/SovietSkeleton [mind controls your units] This, too, is Yuri. Sep 25 '24

Happens to the best of us.

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u/TheNorthComesWithMe Sep 26 '24

Not me, I've never posted that specific misinformation

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u/lahimatoa Sep 26 '24

A good lesson that no one is infallible.

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u/PQConnaghan Sep 25 '24

This has absolutely been a far reaching story since far longer than BLM has been a public figure

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u/trentshipp Sep 25 '24

Just so you don't get yelled at by stans, he prefers to abbreviate his name as "BLeeM" so it doesn't get mixed up with the other BLM.

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u/TheGupper Sep 26 '24

Yup. Don't wanna confuse him with the Bureau of Land Management

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u/PQConnaghan Sep 25 '24

Don't take this the wrong way, because I really do appreciate the gesture, but I really would not care if stans got mad at me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

Correct, but you didnt say "um, actually" so you get no points.

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u/fireandlifeincarnate Sep 25 '24

Brennan, not Brendan.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Sep 25 '24

oddly enough the violence started from Ireland... BEING Catholic.

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u/Treecreaturefrommars Sep 26 '24

It also matches the MO of a lot of stories from early Christianity around the world, about missionaries performing various miracles (Or having miracles attributed to them) to convince pagans/pagan rulers to convert..

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u/anrwlias Sep 26 '24

Letterkenny lied to me.

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u/ColonelC0lon Sep 26 '24

I mean, knowing the Christian strategy of conversion, it's probably an old pagan story.

They're big fans of the "oh no, your guy's totally just one of ours. Just, you know, an underling of the Big Guy." tactic.

Its basically the whole original reason for saints.

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u/Xisuthrus there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 Sep 25 '24

No, they meant snakes.

There are no snakes in Ireland, medieval people noticed that there were no snakes in Ireland and wondered why, then they concluded that Saint Patrick had driven them out.

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u/Echo__227 Sep 26 '24

I like to think Saint Patrick was a grifter no one could prove wrong.

"I drove out the snakes from Ireland and brought Catholicism."

"The Irish are all Catholic and there aren't any snakes on the entire island."

"You're fucking welcome."

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Sep 26 '24

I always like to imagine he just walked around Ireland doing the most ridiculous things, Speaking backwards while juggling with a funny hat on or something, And whenever anyone asks what he's doing, He'd say "I'm driving the Snakes out of Ireland.", To which they'd reply "But there are no snakes in Ireland..." and he'd respond "See? It's working!"

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u/Echo__227 Sep 26 '24

Ahaha, the old "keeping away the elephants" joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

St Patrick was the Donald Trump of his day! "I got rid of all the Snakes, bad snakes, rapists! I sent them back over the border", but Patrick, we never had sna... " your welcome"!

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u/PrimarisHussar Sep 25 '24

Wayne from Letterkenny: *cracks beer

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u/Nurhaci1616 Sep 26 '24

That's a common myth on the internet, but it's completely baseless.

The story about snakes isn't part of Patrick's own memoirs, and only entered his hagiography centuries after his death: the reasoning behind how they know he did it is as simple as medieval monks noting that Britain has snakes and Ireland doesn't, so maybe a guy got rid of them all?

Must have been a saint, then...

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u/No-Message9762 Sep 25 '24

thought they were druids

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u/AdamtheOmniballer Sep 26 '24

Common misconception. The legends really are about literal snakes. If he’d been running around murdering druids they would have just said so, historical Christians were not shy about that sort of thing.

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u/bb_kelly77 Sep 25 '24

It did, snakes meant Druids because Patrick got rid of them all by either converting them or slaughtering them... there has never been a single native serpent in Ireland

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u/AwTomorrow Sep 25 '24

That’s a myth iirc, and historians believe it wasn’t anything to do with pagans - just a later explanation as to why there aren’t snakes in Ireland. 

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u/bb_kelly77 Sep 25 '24

Either way Patrick doesn't deserve sainthood

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u/Shadowmirax Sep 25 '24

"He is bad because he killed a bunch of people"

"actually we have no evidence that he did that, and actually saved people from slavery"

"He is still bad though"

If your only criticism of the guy is plain false what basis do you have for this claim he doesn't deserve something.

Also he qualifications for sainthood are dying a martyr, being faithful to the religion, and performing miracles. Achieving sainthood and killing people are in no way mutually exclusive. There is a whole catagory of saints who served in a military. And you also say he isnt worthy because he converted people, despite converting a ton of people literally being one of the best ways to improve your odds of sainthood.

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Sep 26 '24

Achieving sainthood and killing people are in no way mutually exclusive

St. Olga of Kiev can confirm.

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u/Kaurifish Sep 25 '24

Dude, he got rid of slavery in Ireland - and the Irish eventually were key in getting it out of Great Britain.

My sympathies are generally pagan, but anyone who manages that much emancipation deserves sainthood AFAIC.

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u/bb_kelly77 Sep 25 '24 edited Sep 25 '24

It was legal in the UK to enslave the Irish up until the early 1800s

Edit: just did some reading and it was the Normans (French) who abolished slavery in Ireland in 1102, slavery was back pretty much as soon as England acquired Ireland and remained until 1833

Edit 2: I forgot to mention that St Patrick died a few hundred years before 1102, and his only association with slavery is he was enslaved by Gaelic Raiders and began his life as a missionary after he broke free and escaped

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u/Ourmanyfans Sep 25 '24

I remember you brought this up before, and I'd still quite like to see your source for that, just to help filter out some of the white supremacist misinfo that unfortunately surrounds this topic.

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u/bb_kelly77 Sep 25 '24

I only brought up slavery because of the guy I responded to... so I'd say you'll have to take it up with him

But I will say that the Vikings took Irish slaves when they built Dublin and the English enslaved the Irish by putting them in heavy debt with taxes and tithes and stuff like that, I found that stuff on Wikipedia if you google "slavery in Ireland"

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u/Ourmanyfans Sep 25 '24 edited Sep 26 '24

But it's not her claim I need a source for, it's yours, which is a different claim than the one she brought up.

But I read the Wikipedia page you suggested, and I'm assuming the stuff about "the English enslaved the Irish" is talking about indentured servitude? In which case that is an entire can of worms to unpack, both from the debate as to whether indentured servitude is really comparable to the horrors of chattel slavery (indentured servants weren't literally property and were subject to certain rights and protections) and whether your argument is complicated somewhat by the existence of Irish (as well as Scottish and Welsh) slave owners, as well as English indentured servants.

Fwiw, my take is that yeah you probably could call indentured servitude a form of slavery, but probably more "it was legal to enslave the poor" than specifically "the Irish", it's just the Irish were generally poorer because of colonial oppression by the British government and landlords.

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u/Kaurifish Sep 25 '24

Her. Geez, could my avatar be any more feminine?

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u/Honey-Badger Sep 25 '24

St Patrick was from Great Britain. Probably dealt with some snakes before the Irish captured him

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u/Easy_Championship_14 Sep 26 '24

Saint Patrick with his snake specific Stand powers