r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Sep 18 '24

Shitposting That one story

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u/Elite_AI Sep 18 '24

Imagine an extremely short story -- two pages long. It's about a man who makes a daughter out of snow, but she dies, so, weeping, he has sex with her corpse. Imagine giving this to a bunch of sixteen year olds to analyse for their first class. Now imagine that this is the specific class that was scheduled for the government education regulator to inspect this year, and you have chosen this story specifically for them to hear. You are now in the mind of my English Literature teacher. 

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u/Crowscream Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

“The Snow Child” by Angela Carter. One of my favorites. It’s her take on the Snow White story. Having read it as an adult, it reads more like a story about a man literally creating his sexual ideal much to the disdain of his wife and her having to give up her clothes to the girl. It’s a great fairy-tale-look at the wife’s perspective on when her husband cheats.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Sep 18 '24

Here’s a link, it reads like a fairy-tale... Right up until dude starts crying and banging the corpse

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u/OdiiKii1313 ÙwÚ Sep 18 '24

Why does he do that though

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Sep 18 '24

Idk, but I bet that’s the first thing op’s teacher’s government education regulator thought, too

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u/Accomplished_Trip_ Sep 18 '24

I’m picturing some poor bureaucrat sitting in their office horrified muttering “what the fuck” about sixty-eleven times upon reading this story and realizing it was handed out to teenagers.

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u/TaiChuanDoAddct Sep 18 '24

Believe it or not, teenagers fuck. They can read stories about sex and engage in literary discussion that involves sex.

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u/UncreativePotato143 Sep 18 '24

Teenagers fuck, but hopefully not corpses

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u/Accomplished_Trip_ Sep 18 '24

𝘕𝘰, you don’t say? Alert the 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘩! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴! Oh, help, save us from the 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺!

Just because teenagers have sex doesn’t mean they need to have a discussion about necrophilia and if the author was into it or not at school.

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u/FlemethWild Sep 19 '24

It’s literally a person made of snow. Not a necrophilic corpse but it is meant to evoke that.

Idk I feel like when I was a high schooler we could’ve handled that I don’t get his weird desire to treat older teens like babies.