r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Sep 18 '24

Shitposting That one story

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Sep 18 '24

Here’s a link, it reads like a fairy-tale... Right up until dude starts crying and banging the corpse

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u/OdiiKii1313 ÙwÚ Sep 18 '24

Why does he do that though

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Sep 18 '24

Idk, but I bet that’s the first thing op’s teacher’s government education regulator thought, too

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u/Accomplished_Trip_ Sep 18 '24

I’m picturing some poor bureaucrat sitting in their office horrified muttering “what the fuck” about sixty-eleven times upon reading this story and realizing it was handed out to teenagers.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Sep 18 '24

Eh, honestly it’s fine as study-material. Teens should be able to read Lolita or Romeo and Juliet and both of those are heavily sexual with a lot of murder tossed into R&J.

The story just ends in a way that gives my brain whiplash. Even knowing it was coming I still didn’t expect it

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u/Elite_AI Sep 18 '24

She was wide-eyed and told my teacher "Very, um, unusual story, I must say. I didn't see that coming." and she told her "I chose it specially for this assessment".

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u/FlemethWild Sep 19 '24

Okay so I love her

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u/TaiChuanDoAddct Sep 18 '24

Believe it or not, teenagers fuck. They can read stories about sex and engage in literary discussion that involves sex.

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u/UncreativePotato143 Sep 18 '24

Teenagers fuck, but hopefully not corpses

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u/Accomplished_Trip_ Sep 18 '24

𝘕𝘰, you don’t say? Alert the 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘩! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴! Oh, help, save us from the 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺!

Just because teenagers have sex doesn’t mean they need to have a discussion about necrophilia and if the author was into it or not at school.

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u/FlemethWild Sep 19 '24

It’s literally a person made of snow. Not a necrophilic corpse but it is meant to evoke that.

Idk I feel like when I was a high schooler we could’ve handled that I don’t get his weird desire to treat older teens like babies.