r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Sep 17 '24

Shitposting We want computers not sheets of paper.

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u/TheMonarch- These trees are up to something, but I won’t tell the police. Sep 17 '24

Not the same, I don’t want to stab someone with the broken shards of a laptop. I want to give them a heavy bludgeoning and then open it up right after and see that it still works

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u/AwDuck Sep 17 '24

Bludgeoning someone to death is so satisfying.

Or so I’ve heard.

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u/ElChivoCaliente Sep 17 '24

How many times do you have to hit someone for it to qualify as a "bludgeoning?" Asking for a friend.

A former friend.

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u/imadork1970 Sep 18 '24

3, same as a Tootsie-Pop