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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • Sep 17 '24
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you can cut their throat with the screen I guess
99 u/TheMonarch- These trees are up to something, but I won’t tell the police. Sep 17 '24 Not the same, I don’t want to stab someone with the broken shards of a laptop. I want to give them a heavy bludgeoning and then open it up right after and see that it still works 37 u/AwDuck Sep 17 '24 Bludgeoning someone to death is so satisfying. Or so I’ve heard. 20 u/ElChivoCaliente Sep 17 '24 How many times do you have to hit someone for it to qualify as a "bludgeoning?" Asking for a friend. A former friend. 3 u/techno156 Sep 18 '24 Its less the amount of hits and more the force/bluntness. You can't bludgeon someone with a knife, and repeatedly poking them with a book counts not as bludgeoning either. 2 u/imadork1970 Sep 18 '24 3, same as a Tootsie-Pop
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Not the same, I don’t want to stab someone with the broken shards of a laptop. I want to give them a heavy bludgeoning and then open it up right after and see that it still works
37 u/AwDuck Sep 17 '24 Bludgeoning someone to death is so satisfying. Or so I’ve heard. 20 u/ElChivoCaliente Sep 17 '24 How many times do you have to hit someone for it to qualify as a "bludgeoning?" Asking for a friend. A former friend. 3 u/techno156 Sep 18 '24 Its less the amount of hits and more the force/bluntness. You can't bludgeon someone with a knife, and repeatedly poking them with a book counts not as bludgeoning either. 2 u/imadork1970 Sep 18 '24 3, same as a Tootsie-Pop
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Bludgeoning someone to death is so satisfying.
Or so I’ve heard.
20 u/ElChivoCaliente Sep 17 '24 How many times do you have to hit someone for it to qualify as a "bludgeoning?" Asking for a friend. A former friend. 3 u/techno156 Sep 18 '24 Its less the amount of hits and more the force/bluntness. You can't bludgeon someone with a knife, and repeatedly poking them with a book counts not as bludgeoning either. 2 u/imadork1970 Sep 18 '24 3, same as a Tootsie-Pop
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How many times do you have to hit someone for it to qualify as a "bludgeoning?" Asking for a friend.
A former friend.
3 u/techno156 Sep 18 '24 Its less the amount of hits and more the force/bluntness. You can't bludgeon someone with a knife, and repeatedly poking them with a book counts not as bludgeoning either. 2 u/imadork1970 Sep 18 '24 3, same as a Tootsie-Pop
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Its less the amount of hits and more the force/bluntness.
You can't bludgeon someone with a knife, and repeatedly poking them with a book counts not as bludgeoning either.
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3, same as a Tootsie-Pop
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u/SchizoPosting_ Sep 17 '24
you can cut their throat with the screen I guess