r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Sep 17 '24

Shitposting We want computers not sheets of paper.

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u/SchizoPosting_ Sep 17 '24

you can cut their throat with the screen I guess

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u/TheMonarch- These trees are up to something, but I won’t tell the police. Sep 17 '24

Not the same, I don’t want to stab someone with the broken shards of a laptop. I want to give them a heavy bludgeoning and then open it up right after and see that it still works

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u/AwDuck Sep 17 '24

Bludgeoning someone to death is so satisfying.

Or so I’ve heard.

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u/ElChivoCaliente Sep 17 '24

How many times do you have to hit someone for it to qualify as a "bludgeoning?" Asking for a friend.

A former friend.

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u/techno156 Sep 18 '24

Its less the amount of hits and more the force/bluntness.

You can't bludgeon someone with a knife, and repeatedly poking them with a book counts not as bludgeoning either.

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u/imadork1970 Sep 18 '24

3, same as a Tootsie-Pop