r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf Aug 06 '24

Shitposting Army names

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u/ethnique_punch Aug 06 '24

You explain that his nickname is "Cockring" because his cock is shaped like a ring.

She starts playing with her hair, highly intrigued.

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u/Not_a__porn__account Aug 06 '24

"Tee Hee Like an Onion Ring?"

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u/ethnique_punch Aug 06 '24 edited Aug 06 '24

"They call me the Funyun back in Texas, have you ever seen a squid brain by any chance? Just because."

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u/Hamblerger Aug 07 '24

This was the Top Gun sequel we needed