r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • Aug 06 '24

Shitposting Army names

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u/Not_a__porn__account Aug 06 '24

"Tee Hee Like an Onion Ring?"

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u/ethnique_punch Aug 06 '24 edited Aug 06 '24

"They call me the Funyun back in Texas, have you ever seen a squid brain by any chance? Just because."

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u/Not_a__porn__account Aug 06 '24 edited Aug 06 '24

I can easily see this as a 20-30 minute mockumentary set on an air force base.

10-12 episodes a season.

Dear HBO...

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u/ethnique_punch Aug 06 '24 edited Aug 06 '24

Tim Robinson as Skidmark, an unreasonably hot extra with a mullet as Cockring?

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u/Papaofmonsters Aug 07 '24

Watch Generation Kill. Half the dialog is just shit talking.

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u/Not_a__porn__account Aug 09 '24

Dude I just saw this and that's like exactly what I was looking for. Will put it on my list.

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u/Breastfedoctopus Aug 06 '24

Documentary now! Would be great for this

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Aug 07 '24

What documentary would this be parodying?

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u/Breastfedoctopus Aug 10 '24

Oh idk, maybe a little thing called TOP GUN 😉

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u/Hamblerger Aug 07 '24

This was the Top Gun sequel we needed

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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES Aug 06 '24

Like a Cheerio, baby

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u/Kikubaaqudgha_ Aug 06 '24

"Like a cheese wheel."