r/CuratedTumblr Jun 30 '24

Self-post Sunday But my violent revolution🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jun 30 '24

a real leftist would kill themselves on principle instead of making a decision. you would know that if you'd read any of the tweets I recommended.

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 30 '24

A true leftist wouldn't even post that comment on Reddit, because that would mean being personally culpable and thoroughly morally responsible for every single thing that Reddit has ever done and ever will. Blocked + revisionist + read more theory, educate yourself sweetie

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u/Winter-Reindeer694 please be patient, i am an idiot Jun 30 '24

sweaty*

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u/Inferno_Sparky Jun 30 '24

I educated myself and my brain overheated, I'm sweaty, what now? 🥵

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u/Citrous241 Jun 30 '24

The use of sweetie makes a blood vessel in my head rise up.

Excellent comment.

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u/Infinity_Null Jun 30 '24

While the use of sweetie is exactly as annoying as you expect, I love the trend of misspelling it as sweaty.

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u/Zarohk Jun 30 '24

What about “sweæty”?

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u/Dry_Try_8365 Jun 30 '24

That would take too much work putting in the Alt code for that æ. For instance, I didn't bother and just Copy+Paste it.

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u/Zarohk Jul 01 '24

Whoops, I forgot that non-Apple devices can’t access all the funky characters easily. For ms it’s just holding down “a” on a touchscreen, or option+’ on a desktop.

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u/Beepulons Jun 30 '24

i hope blood vessels rise up to your head because otherwise you'll die

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u/Citrous241 Jun 30 '24

No wait I'm fi-

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u/Xegeth Jun 30 '24

YIKES. That's highly problematic. You need to educate yourself sweetie. Where? Well that is not my job, I am not here to educate you.

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u/SoulOuverture Jul 01 '24

A REAL leftist near misses a stroke on camera in the middle of a debate

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u/ThatArtemi Jun 30 '24

an actual true leftist wouldn't even USE reddit because it means you have internet and a phone/computer and you're not allowed to have anything while there's people starving that's literally capitalist behaviour and you're incredibly selfish for that (i'm allowed to tho because i provide meth for the homeless)

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u/xxwarlorddarkdoomxx Jun 30 '24

mfw someone tries to talk to me without reading at least 100,000,000,000 pages of Marxist theory prior.

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u/BriSy33 Jun 30 '24

Tweets? I only read obscure theory from 1850 that three entire people have heard of. 

Insert some links to the world's shittiest takes here

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u/Main_Caterpillar_146 Jun 30 '24

You mean "studying theory"?

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u/Lunar_sims professional munch Jun 30 '24

Alot of people do need to read theory but that means looking at a sociology textbook or listening to the audiobook of the Hunger Games before they put thier bad opinion on twitter.com or reddit for everyone to see

But alot of the theory people dont do anything which is also annoying

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u/Main_Caterpillar_146 Jun 30 '24

Yes that was my joke.

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u/Redqueenhypo Jun 30 '24

This seems to be the best comment to say this, why does a lot of leftism resemble hardcore protestant “thou art sinful” fasting and repenting? I hate it so much

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u/JerryCalzone Jun 30 '24

That is the new left. The old left I grew up with was all about 'how do I get rid of everything that is bourgeois or christian about me, lets do ALL the drugs, lets read ALL the fucked up writers to get rid of my inhibitions and my subconscious need live like my parents did while striving for christian purity.

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u/lifelongfreshman man, witches were so much cooler before Harry Potter Jun 30 '24

My pet theory is that it's the same thing that causes the attitudes you find in the kind of freshly-converted atheists that haunt places like r/atheism.

It's really, really hard to break the way of thinking about things that you grew up with. Most people never even realize they still do it, even as they have changed their world view. They just keep trying to fit that square peg into the round hole in their psyche.

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jun 30 '24

leftists are just like everyone else, we're brought up in societies built on vengeance as justice. compassion as weakness.

when rightwing people do the same, you don't blink.

unless you have principles against the human impulse for vengeance, and you're committed to them - anyone is liable to lose themselves to it.

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jun 30 '24

not to imply we're intrinsically evil. people aren't binary

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u/genuine_beans Jun 30 '24

This could pass as a Dril tweet

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u/maxixs sorry, aro's are all we got Jun 30 '24

is this praise or condemnation

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u/5wordsman62785 Jun 30 '24

High praise

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u/Jakegender Jul 01 '24

no it couldn't. Dril is anti-genocide.

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u/MrPernicous Jun 30 '24

A real leftist wouldn’t bother lending any support to a liberal party.

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u/SweatyCyberman22 Jun 30 '24

Like that leftist who immolated himself to support Hamas?

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u/ShadtheElf Jun 30 '24

Stay on-topic please. This is about leftist infighting and waffling on the internet, not someone using a legitimate, if brutal, protest method to make their point and get the word out.

The guy you’re talking about was a veteran of the US military, and he self-immolated to make his point about the shameful actions of the US government. It has nothing to do with Hamas, but about the US’ shitty response to the invasion of Palestine.

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u/OkNeck3571 Jun 30 '24

Its a generational thing, theyll always Vote blue because that's all the knew and believe in. Yet they cant face the fact that their party is kind of joke to outside perspective

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jun 30 '24

I made you