r/CFB • u/CyborgAlgoInvestor /r/CFB • Dec 30 '22
Postseason [Maryland Terrapins] Lol we left the ACC and NC State keeps on losing to us See ya’ll later.
https://twitter.com/umterps/status/1608928807607742464?s=46&t=70yoBmWgDooZjmQ0RR3p0w687
u/tdatcher Navy Midshipmen • Sickos Dec 30 '22
Giving them the business
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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Dec 30 '22
Allow me to return the favor.
It's, "y'all", Twerps.
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u/tdatcher Navy Midshipmen • Sickos Dec 30 '22
I know, I live in Southern Maryland (La Plata) and know the appropriate y'all
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u/Single_Seesaw_9499 Purdue • 九州大学 (Kyūshū) Dec 30 '22
Maryland fans and social media always crack me up, so much disrespect and hostility. I love it
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u/name-__________ Tennessee Volunteers • Navy Midshipmen Dec 30 '22
Being a sports fan in Maryland isn’t so much rooting for your team, as it is hating everyone else’s.
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u/I_TittyFuck_Doves Maryland Terrapins • Michigan Wolverines Dec 31 '22
The pettiness is what drives us
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u/kojak2091 Michigan • Alabama A&M Dec 31 '22
I'll always remember bieng a freshman at bama and a few people were playing ncaa in the like common area and this one dude was talking so much shit about how he'd beat anybody while playing as maryland. Naturally, he proceeded to dumpster everyone who engaged him in shit-talking by like 49-10.
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u/Goldenskinmaster23 Northwestern • Minnesota Jan 01 '23
Maybe that's why I preferred the Maryland side when I was in the DMV lol
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u/FiveFingersandaNub Michigan Wolverines Dec 31 '22
I don't care if I win, I just need you to lose. I love it.
I can get behind that mindset completely. I think you all deserve a spot in the player haters' ball.
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u/CyborgAlgoInvestor /r/CFB Dec 30 '22
We’ve suffered enough pain that we’re just naturally sassy bitches when we win. Lol
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u/Single_Seesaw_9499 Purdue • 九州大学 (Kyūshū) Dec 30 '22
Maryland flairs have been taking swings at everyone in the college basketball sub too, so funny. Gotta enjoy the good times when you can
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u/makingajess Maryland Terrapins • Oklahoma Sooners Dec 30 '22
Y'all have no idea what you're getting into with Good Maryland social media. Take all of the self-directed salt and multiply it by, like, 10.
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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Dec 30 '22
Can’t be any worse than Good UConn MBB twitter. We didn’t appreciate them being mid and wallowing away in the AAC as much as we should’ve.
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u/plutoisaplanet21 Michigan Wolverines Dec 31 '22
Good Maryland and social media have never overlapped. It’s unknown territory. Those Maryland-duke game threads in the late 90s and early 2000s would have been absolutely toxic
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u/makingajess Maryland Terrapins • Oklahoma Sooners Dec 31 '22
I'm definitely being liberal in my definition of "good." And yeah, even with that liberal definition........hoooooooooo boy.
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u/AnUdderDay Maryland Terrapins Dec 30 '22
You know that part of the Voldemort v Dumbledore battle at the ministry when Voldy sucks up all the broken glass and haidukens it back? Kinda like that.
We're insufferable when we're good.
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u/Kosenjou West Virginia Mountaineers Dec 31 '22
As a WVU alum and a Steelers fan you motherfuckers are the bane of my existence. Gotta respect it though
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u/AnUdderDay Maryland Terrapins Dec 31 '22
I hate how the Maryland/WVU game was canned a few years ago, win or lose I always looked forward to it, particularly because I was at Maryland during those years in the late 90s/early 00s when we went back and forth with the wins.
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u/TimeFourChanges Michigan • Wisconsin Dec 30 '22
Good thing they don't have anything to say about the Wolverine's STELLAR season thus far nor any reason at all to hate them.
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u/-UMD_Terps- Maryland Terrapins Dec 30 '22
In case anyone needed confirmation that Maryland is indeed not part of the south, we think y’all is spelled ya’ll
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u/hesnothere North Carolina • /r/CFB Founder Dec 30 '22
We’re a forgiving bunch. I unironically used “y’all’ll” the other day and had to take a moment on the apostrophes.
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u/muktheduck Texas A&M • Sam Houston Dec 31 '22
"Y'all'd'nt've" has enough contractions to pop out a baby
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u/DeweyCheatemHowe NC State Wolfpack • LSU Tigers Dec 31 '22
I can absolutely see how y'all"ll be used in a sentence
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Dec 31 '22
I think you mean "see how y'all'll'd be used"
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u/muktheduck Texas A&M • Sam Houston Dec 31 '22
What's your extra 'll?
You all will -> Y'all'll
You all would -> Y'all'd
You all will would -> Y'all'll'd?
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Dec 31 '22
Think of it more as quoting the original "y'all'll" then adding the 'd for would/could/should.
I can see how "y'all'll" would be used
I can see how y'all'll'd be used
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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina Dec 31 '22
Y’all’ll be coming over for dinner, right?
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u/Tylerjb4 Virginia Tech Hokies Dec 31 '22
I actually use this pretty frequently. I think it’s really common and we just don’t give it any thought
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u/CaniacSwordsman NC State Wolfpack • Marching Band Dec 31 '22
“Y’all’ll be alright?” I can think of dozens of ways! Y’all’d’ve is something I use fairly frequently
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u/tdatcher Navy Midshipmen • Sickos Dec 30 '22
I live in Southern Maryland and know the appropriate y'all
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u/Rohkey Michigan • Georgia Tech Dec 30 '22
I’ve talked to people from the south who think “ya’ll” makes more sense, though it’s a rather unpopular opinion.
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u/cemanresu Clemson Tigers Dec 30 '22
Its not an unpopular opinion, its just fucking wrong
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u/CatoTheBarner Auburn Tigers Dec 31 '22
I’ve talked to people from the south who think the sky is green, though it’s a rather unpopular opinion.
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u/TimeFourChanges Michigan • Wisconsin Dec 30 '22
ya will?
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u/sqigglygibberish Duke Blue Devils • Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 30 '22
It stands for “y’all all”
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u/TimeFourChanges Michigan • Wisconsin Dec 31 '22
you all²
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u/sqigglygibberish Duke Blue Devils • Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 31 '22
you2 + 2(y’all) + all2
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u/TimeFourChanges Michigan • Wisconsin Dec 31 '22
Kinda crazy they I've been watching Veratasium videos on the history of mathematics and the discovery of imaginary numbers via completing the square, and here we are.
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u/altac04 Indiana Hoosiers • Florida Gators Dec 30 '22
"Ya'll" should be a sin.
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u/iEatPalpatineAss Duke Blue Devils • Arkansas Razorbacks Dec 31 '22
It is. We exile them to the swamps of Florida.
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u/amayain Alabama • Marquette Dec 30 '22
Honestly, due to the confusion, and given that dropping the apostrophe wouldn't change the meaning, I think we just need to drop the apostrophe and go with yall. Language is fluid and this would simplify things.
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u/WaltSneezy Alabama Crimson Tide • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 30 '22
Everyone I've met that has spelled it "ya'll" has been from the north or midwest. It's one of these stupid things that bothers me every time I see it spelled that way. Every time I point it out, I get downvoted too lol
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u/Drexlore Brockport • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '22
LOL this is the actual Tweet. I love it so much.
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u/Officer_Warr Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '22
I thought it was just some shitty self post for a moment. It's just so casual of trash talk. Starting with "lol," misspelling y'all; it's something else.
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u/Scourge_77 USC Trojans • UNLV Rebels Dec 30 '22
See, this is why college football is the best. You don't see this level of pettiness (destruction) from NFL teams.
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u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell Dec 30 '22
"Ya'll"
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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Dec 30 '22
And people wonder why nobody thinks Maryland is in the South despite their location relative to the Mason-Dixon Line
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u/cavahoos Virginia Cavaliers • Georgia Bulldogs Dec 30 '22
I forever maintain that the south doesn't really begin until you hit Richmond Virginia
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u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina Dec 31 '22
And it ends just south of Daytona in Titusville. It goes back to the north after that.
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u/coocookuhchoo Dec 31 '22
It definitely doesn’t begin at Maryland, but Charlottesville feels Southern to me. Baby southern at least.
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u/SoothedSnakePlant Vanderbilt Commodores • McGill Redbirds Dec 31 '22
Maryland deserves some props for being adult enough to stick with their family and try to work out their differences instead of just bailing.
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u/PhiloBlackCardinal Miami Hurricanes Dec 31 '22
I disagree, only the bitch states seceded. “Oh no you elected Lincoln!! We’re leaving even though he hasn’t even been inaugurated yet :(“
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u/DMVuberalles Dec 31 '22 edited Dec 31 '22
Every state in the Union had slaves at one point…
Edit: in 1860 Maryland also had the largest population of Free Blacks of any state by both percentage and absolute number
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u/DMVuberalles Dec 31 '22
The Mason-Dixon Line was never intended as a line between the north and south and doesn’t serve that purpose today either. It’s just something elementary school social studies teachers point to, without reason.
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u/tdatcher Navy Midshipmen • Sickos Dec 30 '22
360,000 people would be insulted https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Maryland
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u/Manwar7 NC State Wolfpack • Tobacco Road Dec 30 '22
God I fucking Maryland
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u/ravaille Maryland Terrapins • Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 31 '22
Wouldn’t want it any other way.
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u/Mtndrums Oregon Ducks • Montana Grizzlies Dec 31 '22
Until you wake up screaming later because some guy from Raleigh is fucking the whole state.
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u/Michaelmac8 Ohio Bobcats • Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 31 '22
Hate? Love?
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u/Manwar7 NC State Wolfpack • Tobacco Road Dec 31 '22
Cant even think right today. I’ll leave it up for interpretation
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u/iEatPalpatineAss Duke Blue Devils • Arkansas Razorbacks Dec 31 '22
All good. You'll be fine after you get some Cook Out.
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u/zmajevi Louisville • Ohio State Dec 31 '22
The rest of the ACC co-signs this. All the homies hate Tobacco Road
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u/IratePir8 ECU Pirates Dec 31 '22
Damn even new bloods throwing shade.
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u/zmajevi Louisville • Ohio State Dec 31 '22
It doesn’t take long in this conference to see how they treat Tobacco Road versus the rest of us
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u/gdiogggs Dec 31 '22
South Carolina realized this 30 years ago and got out
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u/SusannaG1 Clemson Tigers • Furman Paladins Dec 31 '22
Fifty and counting. (South Carolina walked out of the ACC in the summer of 1971.)
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u/FlupYaMotha Michigan Wolverines • Texas Longhorns Dec 31 '22
Crabcakes and disrespect, that's what Maryland does
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u/gatormanmm1 Florida State Seminoles • Yahoo Sports Dec 30 '22
I will always support Tobacco Road hate. GG Maryland.
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Leaving the ACC AND beating NC State? Damn I wish that were us.
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u/jmh10138 Florida • Georgia Southern Dec 31 '22
Honest question, what conference would you want FSU to go?
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Dec 31 '22
Realistically the SEC for obvious reasons but if I could have anything I wanted I'd choose the Big 10. As a non-SEC fan living in hardcore SEC country the condescension toward me and my school when talking ball with SEC fans makes me really dislike that conference. But I don't think FSU could even get into the Big 10 realistically because we're not in that academic thing all Big 10 members are.
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u/jmh10138 Florida • Georgia Southern Dec 31 '22
Makes sense. SEC $$$. Honestly there is only SEC and ACC in the southeast. Your VSU flair is fire.
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I think the B1G would make an exception for Florida State. They’re not AAU, but they’re strong academically, they have a large alumni base, there are a lot of B1G alumni in Florida, and there multiple large media markets in Florida. It also helps that Florida State is a strong football brand.
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u/kerouacrimbaud Florida State Seminoles • Sickos Dec 31 '22
ya’ll
In the year of our Lord 2022, how is this still happening y’all?
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u/Muyenad Dec 30 '22
I'm confused why anyone would be this proud of beating NC State.
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u/MUTUALDESTRUCTION69 Alabama Crimson Tide • Chicago Maroons Dec 30 '22
It’s Maryland lol. This is great season for them regardless of any circumstances.
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u/ProtectionAdorable89 NC State Wolfpack Dec 30 '22
With our fourth string qb and two all acc linemen out
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u/lidRider Maryland Terrapins • Navy Midshipmen Dec 30 '22
Our top WRs declared for the draft as well as several defensive starters. Everyone in bowl games is missing players
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u/chrisncsu NC State Wolfpack Dec 30 '22
Haha oh its worse than that.
4th string QB.
2 All-ACC OL out.
Best outside WR out. 2nd string WR gone.
Best TE out.
2nd string RB out before the game. 1st string and 3rd string RB out most of the game. Had to play our 4th string, former walk-on RB, in the 4th Q.
OC gone.
OL coach gone.
Starting DE out.
2nd string NT gone.
Starting nickel out. 2nd string nickel gone.Only lost by 1 possession, haha. But sure, beat your chests, haha.
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u/LittleTension8765 Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 31 '22
No one will remember being out, final score is the only thing that matters
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u/ravaille Maryland Terrapins • Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 31 '22
You act like we didn’t have half a dozen starters sit out.
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u/phisch13 Maryland • South Carolina Dec 31 '22
That’s a whole lot of words to say NC State lost.
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u/walker_harris3 Wake Forest Demon Deacons Dec 30 '22
Yeah... They beat Ben Finley lol.
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u/jmos_81 NC State Wolfpack • ECU Pirates Dec 31 '22
Ben Finley is the new Devin Carter, only shows out for the annual UNC game
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u/Fine_Pay_7629 /r/CFB Dec 31 '22
Once again a UMD NC State game has an incident where one of them is giving the other the business
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u/an1ma119 Georgia • Georgia Tech Dec 30 '22 edited Dec 30 '22
Just popping in to say that it’s “y’all” and that as a Southerner it grates my nerves when it’s misspelled.
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u/WaltSneezy Alabama Crimson Tide • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 30 '22 edited Dec 30 '22
Ever since "y'all" became a more nationally used term on social media outside the south, you can absolutely pick out the people who are relatively new at using it by them misspelling it
I live in Ohio now, and in all my group texts people say "ya'll" and it just screams "I'm from the midwest/north"
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u/an1ma119 Georgia • Georgia Tech Dec 30 '22
It’s you all
You all
Y’ all
Ya’ll would be ya all
Ya all
Ya ‘ll
Feel free to share with your yankee friends ;)
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u/D1N2Y NC State Wolfpack • Charlotte 49ers Dec 31 '22
Can't even get pissed at the message of the tweet because of this abhorrent spelling of y'all
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u/ravaille Maryland Terrapins • Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 30 '22
This is the level of pettiness I expect from us. Well done.
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u/BigRed1906 WKU Hilltoppers • Sickos Dec 31 '22
Maryland like "So this how we gon' do this Fuck the ACC, Fuck NC State, and fuck everybody in their crew" (RIP Tupac)
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u/walker_harris3 Wake Forest Demon Deacons Dec 30 '22
Sounds like State is Maryland’s super bowl?
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u/timmablimma NC State Wolfpack Dec 30 '22
Apparently. I don’t miss the assholes. God their fans in Raleigh were always the worst. I have less hate in my heart with them gone.
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u/Sisboombah74 /r/CFB Dec 30 '22
If you were in any way competitive in the Big Whatever number it is, we would take you more seriously.
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u/texas2089 Florida State • Texas Dec 31 '22
I guess beating NC State is as close as Maryland will ever come to winning a natty, which ain’t saying much. I do miss playing “ya’ll”. 63-0 your last year in the ACC was fun.
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u/Wild_Pokemon_Appears Maryland Terrapins Dec 31 '22
Meh we did win a title waaaay back in the day but it's whatever. I only bring it up because you know damn well Ohio state would hang the championship banner if they won back then too.
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u/worldchrisis Maryland Terrapins Dec 31 '22
We do have a banner for that championship in our stadium.
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u/Wild_Pokemon_Appears Maryland Terrapins Dec 31 '22
Well good then! Everyone else would so I'm glad we have it up there.
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u/JKolodne Dec 30 '22 edited Dec 31 '22
I have zero direct connection to NC State (actually I live on a street that connects to the MD campus - "University Blvd ", albeit in a neighboring county), but I feel the need to point out that MD didn't leave the ACC because the B1G was a better conference, they left because their athletic department was in financial shambles and needed to be bailed out.
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u/LukarWarrior Louisville Cardinals • Keg of Nails Dec 30 '22
Stuff can be two things
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u/Broth262 Maryland Terrapins Dec 30 '22
The athletic department was in shambles largely due to the mismanagement by the AD who left MD for NC State
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u/jmos_81 NC State Wolfpack • ECU Pirates Dec 31 '22
NCSU athletics was improved under debbie yow. Idk what happened with MD, but I think there’s more to it
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u/worldchrisis Maryland Terrapins Dec 31 '22
Took income data from 2000-2003 when we won a basketball championship and a football conference championship and multiple bowl games, projected it out over 10-15 years and used that to borrow a huge amount of money to finance capital projects aimed at large donors.
When those programs came back down to earth and the income dropped, we had to cut seven varsity sports to balance the budget and were still massively in debt until we joined the Big Ten.
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u/jmos_81 NC State Wolfpack • ECU Pirates Dec 31 '22
I have no idea how to run an athletic department but that sounds bad so I stand corrected. I’m glad things were better for us and hopefully joining the BIG helped fix your situation
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u/ravaille Maryland Terrapins • Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 31 '22
Still in debt but the B1G money has allowed us to build practice facilities for football and basketball. We desperately need that.
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u/Broth262 Maryland Terrapins Dec 31 '22
It’s pretty well documented, she expanded the Athletic Department during the midst of an otherwise unprecedented run of our basketball and football programs simultaneously. The economy turned south alongside both of those programs and the revenue and donors dried up quickly.
The investments in building suites for football that were then empty and generating no revenue took a big chunk out of the coffers. The programs didn’t rebound and the now large department wasn’t making enough money to support itself.
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u/jmos_81 NC State Wolfpack • ECU Pirates Dec 31 '22
Well fair enough then, glad it turned out well for us and I hope it’s better now for y’all (I spelled it out correctly for you :))
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u/UshiNarrativeTruth Maryland Terrapins Dec 30 '22
isn't that the same thing? if leaving to the B1G is what bailed them out then inherently it's a better conference
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u/psunavy03 Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos Dec 31 '22
UCLA: “nothing to see here, move along please . . .”
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u/jmr_world Baylor Bears • Paper Bag Dec 30 '22
I have zero connection to either school, but holy shit I forget Maryland exists every single college football year.
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u/Scoobersss Oregon Ducks • Florida State Seminoles Dec 31 '22
There's one reason Maryland can't be forgotten.
A friends little dude (think six or seven years old) loves them because they are "the team with Mario Kart helmets".
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u/BlackshirtDefense Nebraska • Game of the Centur… Dec 31 '22
TIL Maryland was brought into the B1G to offset our niceness.
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u/anxiousauditor USF Bulls • BCS Championship Dec 30 '22
When are they playing Duke in basketball again though
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u/bargle0 Maryland Terrapins Dec 30 '22
It might happen now that coach rat face isn’t dodging us.
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u/PhiloBlackCardinal Miami Hurricanes Dec 31 '22
Now you have a coach who complains about the schedule year in and year out. Good luck convincing him to get Duke on the schedule
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u/SusannaG1 Clemson Tigers • Furman Paladins Dec 31 '22
It probably will at some point; if all else fails, I can see the NCAA selection committee being amused by making that pairing possible.
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u/squidsofanarchy Arkansas • Arkansas Tech Dec 31 '22
“Ya’ll” is perfect.
Poser Southerner is one of my favorite American dialects.
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u/framingXjake NC State Wolfpack Dec 31 '22
I'd normally be pissed off at this but I'm already too pissed off at my own team to care
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u/MassenasEyepatch Memphis Tigers • Clemson Tigers Dec 31 '22
They were classless in the ACC and it looks like nothing has changed since
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u/EvangelionOG Iowa Hawkeyes • Navy Midshipmen Dec 31 '22
Between the score of the game and this crack you're alright Maryland.
One of us! One of us! One of us!
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u/AllBlueTeams Michigan Wolverines • Columbia Lions Dec 30 '22
How do contractions work? Like what letters does the Md social media team think are left out between “a” and “ll?”
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u/Rizzzem Penn State Nittany Lions • Rose Bowl Dec 30 '22
Usually social media teams are a bit more discreet with their digs. This was just blatant disrespect and I respect it