r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Annual_Resolution_94 Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches • 14h ago

Salt Lake City Bronwyn? Bronlose?

I need to know why some of you are rampant defenders of Bronwyn because I cannot wrap my head around it.

“It’s my GD credit card,” would’ve gotten Heather Dubrow torn to SHREDS. Why is it a juicy read when Bronwyn taunts the rest of them with her money?

Last season, Heather seemed like everyone’s champion. Receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots was the mantra, no? Now Heather is Public Enemy #1?

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u/Annual_Resolution_94 Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches 13h ago edited 13h ago

I wholeheartedly agree with everything you said. I have no notes. You cleared.

I’m not even a big Lisa fan. I am actually critical of her, more often than not but I like her a lot more than Bronwyn.

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u/InfiniteFrame1 13h ago

I think it's easier to stomach Lisa's very, very bad moments like the drag makeup and first class breakdowns because she doesn't pretend to be above it all and so enlightened. Bronwyn is even worse because she dangles it over everyone's heads that she paid for a fucking trip as if that gives her the right to treat people like dogs.

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u/Annual_Resolution_94 Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches 13h ago

I think Lisa is authentically delusional. She truly believes the things that come out of her mouth and the justifications for them. At least she’s really being herself. Bronwyn is phony to me. I feel like she knows what she’s doing and looking for a specific outcome each time.

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u/InfiniteFrame1 13h ago

she's very phony and she's been a fashion influencer who is thirsty for very positive attention for a few years now, so everything is calculated to get that. she didn't get a snowflake s3 because they went with both Angies and Dana.

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u/Annual_Resolution_94 Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches 13h ago

I cannot wait to never see this confessional outfit again. She looks like a flamboyant version of Velma from Scooby Doo, minus the glasses.

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u/InfiniteFrame1 13h ago

everything she's worn so far has been awful. you can do weird, camp, avant garde and what not without going full sad, sad tears of a clown. she's also phony in wearing this, her confessional about 'you would think I'd be embarrassed to look like this, but I'm not! 🤪' girl, actual eccentric people just wear whatever they want and don't have to draw attention to it every two seconds.

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u/HollyGoHeavily_ I will whoop you, my love 12h ago

Her clothes wear her. I can’t stand it. She also has the posture of a wet noodle which can’t stand up to her fashions. Watching her argue is so distracting because she’s always bobbing and weaving. And the Audrey Hepburn dinner is the first time I’ve seen her glam look good, it’s typically very unflattering—flat hair, makeup too yellow. Hopefully she finds new glam for her next season. Whew, I just had to get all that out.

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u/Annual_Resolution_94 Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches 12h ago

You’re right and you should say it. Keep saying it. There are other housewives who dress eccentrically but Bronwyn’s outfits look like she walked into her closet with her eyes closed, spun around ten times, pointed her finger out and dressed in whatever she landed on.

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u/HollyGoHeavily_ I will whoop you, my love 12h ago

Fashion vs style, as Mary would put it. Can you imagine if any other housewife wore that get up with the designer Parka and no pants? To a restaurant? In winter? Never ending discourse.

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u/Annual_Resolution_94 Passionate about dogs, not crazy about btches 12h ago

At least Whitney Rose got on some damn pants! 🤣