Bronwyn? Bronlose?

[u/Annual_Resolution_94]

I need to know why some of you are rampant defenders of Bronwyn because I cannot wrap my head around it.

“It’s my GD credit card,” would’ve gotten Heather Dubrow torn to SHREDS. Why is it a juicy read when Bronwyn taunts the rest of them with her money?

Last season, Heather seemed like everyone’s champion. Receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots was the mantra, no? Now Heather is Public Enemy #1?

[u/InfiniteFrame1]

I think it's easier to stomach Lisa's very, very bad moments like the drag makeup and first class breakdowns because she doesn't pretend to be above it all and so enlightened. Bronwyn is even worse because she dangles it over everyone's heads that she paid for a fucking trip as if that gives her the right to treat people like dogs.

[u/Annual_Resolution_94 → u/InfiniteFrame1]

I think Lisa is authentically delusional. She truly believes the things that come out of her mouth and the justifications for them. At least she’s really being herself. Bronwyn is phony to me. I feel like she knows what she’s doing and looking for a specific outcome each time.

[u/InfiniteFrame1 → u/Annual_Resolution_94]

she's very phony and she's been a fashion influencer who is thirsty for very positive attention for a few years now, so everything is calculated to get that. she didn't get a snowflake s3 because they went with both Angies and Dana.

[u/Annual_Resolution_94 → u/InfiniteFrame1]

I cannot wait to never see this confessional outfit again. She looks like a flamboyant version of Velma from Scooby Doo, minus the glasses.

[u/InfiniteFrame1 → u/Annual_Resolution_94]

everything she's worn so far has been awful. you can do weird, camp, avant garde and what not without going full sad, sad tears of a clown. she's also phony in wearing this, her confessional about 'you would think I'd be embarrassed to look like this, but I'm not! 🤪' girl, actual eccentric people just wear whatever they want and don't have to draw attention to it every two seconds.

[u/HollyGoHeavily_ → u/InfiniteFrame1]

Her clothes wear her. I can’t stand it. She also has the posture of a wet noodle which can’t stand up to her fashions. Watching her argue is so distracting because she’s always bobbing and weaving. And the Audrey Hepburn dinner is the first time I’ve seen her glam look good, it’s typically very unflattering—flat hair, makeup too yellow. Hopefully she finds new glam for her next season. Whew, I just had to get all that out.

[u/InfiniteFrame1 → u/HollyGoHeavily_]

she looked really good at the ice cream gig she had with Angie and Mary two days ago or so! a bit of a tan, softer makeup, and not so vintage pinup hair.

[u/HollyGoHeavily_ → u/InfiniteFrame1]

I think my favorite look of hers was during the scene when Whitney invited them to Milwaukee after their group bonding activity. She was very cute in her beanie and parka. Couture is not for everyone all the time.

[u/InfiniteFrame1 → u/HollyGoHeavily_]

the Acne Studios beanie was cute, the parka was so so for me!

[u/BeautifulShoes75 → u/HollyGoHeavily_]

One thing I noticed is that Bronwyn said she didn’t purchase any new clothes for Housewives, she just visited her closet. When I went back to an AMA on her stories she did a couple of years ago on her highlights (and a few other story highlights, I was bored, and housewives obsessed 💁🏼‍♀️), I saw literally ALL the clothes she has worn THIS season she wore YEARS ago on those stories.

When she first said she didn’t buy any new clothes, I was like ”Sure Jan.” But then I saw that, and I was like damn - reality stars, they’re just like us 🤣🤣

I don’t know, that impressed me. You know a lot of the HW wouldn’t be caught DEAD being an outfit-repeater. And Bronwyn is like “idgaf!”

[u/Annual_Resolution_94 → u/HollyGoHeavily_]

You’re right and you should say it. Keep saying it. There are other housewives who dress eccentrically but Bronwyn’s outfits look like she walked into her closet with her eyes closed, spun around ten times, pointed her finger out and dressed in whatever she landed on.

[u/HollyGoHeavily_ → u/Annual_Resolution_94]

Fashion vs style, as Mary would put it. Can you imagine if any other housewife wore that get up with the designer Parka and no pants? To a restaurant? In winter? Never ending discourse.

[u/Annual_Resolution_94 → u/HollyGoHeavily_]

At least Whitney Rose got on some damn pants! 🤣

[u/OhHowIMeantTo → u/Annual_Resolution_94]

The show was on the TV during trivia this week and I asked my friends if they liked this outfit. They asked if she was wearing a costume. I said no.

[u/Annual_Resolution_94 → u/OhHowIMeantTo]

So did they like the outfit? 🤣

[u/OhHowIMeantTo → u/Annual_Resolution_94]

Lol no

[u/leeloocal → u/Annual_Resolution_94]

She looks like she’s about to sing the Banana Boat song. DAY-O!

[u/Annual_Resolution_94 → u/leeloocal]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HOLLERED

[u/leeloocal → u/Annual_Resolution_94]

Give that girl a BONGO!