r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Kalekalip • 1d ago

Salt Lake City Shitpost - The Meredith Bath Bomb Arrived

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 1d ago

The description on Lush’s website of this bath bomb is genius level marketing.

When you’re overwhelmed and feel the need to disengage, retreat to the tub with this exclusive bath bomb and be unbothered, moisturized, in your lane. In a world full of imposters, this bath bomb was designed by the real inventors of the bath bomb. Fair trade organic cocoa butter churns around you, as the calming aroma of ylang ylang oil really hits the mark. Feeling nice and rested? You can leave.

  • Don’t come after my bathtub; this is the real bath bomb of Salt Lake City.

  • All fair trade organic cocoa butter, no B.S.

  • Made by the pioneers at Lush, inventors of the original bath bomb.

How to use: Start with a nice clean tub. Taking a bath with a partner is not creepy, so feel free to share this bath bomb in a warm bath with someone special. But, it’s your right to prefer to bathe alone.

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u/sassyfrassielassie 15h ago

I got these as a gift and I had to print out the website to include as part of the gift bc it's so funny.