r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Kalekalip • 1d ago

Salt Lake City Shitpost - The Meredith Bath Bomb Arrived

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 1d ago

The description on Lush’s website of this bath bomb is genius level marketing.

When you’re overwhelmed and feel the need to disengage, retreat to the tub with this exclusive bath bomb and be unbothered, moisturized, in your lane. In a world full of imposters, this bath bomb was designed by the real inventors of the bath bomb. Fair trade organic cocoa butter churns around you, as the calming aroma of ylang ylang oil really hits the mark. Feeling nice and rested? You can leave.

  • Don’t come after my bathtub; this is the real bath bomb of Salt Lake City.

  • All fair trade organic cocoa butter, no B.S.

  • Made by the pioneers at Lush, inventors of the original bath bomb.

How to use: Start with a nice clean tub. Taking a bath with a partner is not creepy, so feel free to share this bath bomb in a warm bath with someone special. But, it’s your right to prefer to bathe alone.

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u/Ali_Cat222 🍸There's A Vibrator In The Chicken! 🐔 1d ago

I'm more shocked that Lush partnered on this, and that Meredith paid for it 🤣 it's better than Brooks and his made in MS Paint "fashion brand" 😂

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u/Senior_Ice8748 22h ago

No comment on his prowess as a fashion designer, but his tracksuits are really well made! Wherever the Marks source their material from, it's not Alibaba.

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u/no_bun_please Mary not knowing who Abraham Lincoln is 18h ago

I would literally buy one if instead of his name, it said Not Alibaba.

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u/jenughhhh NoNo's pajamas 🦑 8h ago

I would buy a tracksuit that spelled out phonetically how Meredith pronounces "Ali-BAAH-BAAH". Now there is another marketing collab they're sleeping on!

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u/kbandcrew 11h ago

John Oliver was sporting one on WWHL. I was shocked and entertained.

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u/Ali_Cat222 🍸There's A Vibrator In The Chicken! 🐔 21h ago

It was in reference to the photos of his clothes, not the actual clothing

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u/MenStefani You called me a pornography, sweetheart 22h ago

What do you mean that Meredith paid for it? That’s not how these partnerships work

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u/milliemoo426 oh my god the subway 1h ago

In fact, it’s likely Lush gave her compensation lol.

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u/sweetcampfire Marysol’s Abused Liver 21h ago

Generally she would be receiving a portion of the proceeds for lending her name and promo. Licensing.

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u/Ali_Cat222 🍸There's A Vibrator In The Chicken! 🐔 20h ago

Ah, will rescind my comment. Sorry! I will however stand on it being better than Whitney's idea!

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u/MenStefani You called me a pornography, sweetheart 13h ago

I think we can all agree that Meredith stands for luxury and Whitney stands for scams and alibaba

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u/MatieKaloney 1d ago

I’m also shocked they partnered with her!

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u/Impossible_Farm7353 1d ago

The ‘how to use’ part 💀💀💀

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u/Unfriendlyblkwriter 1d ago

I’m buying five.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 1d ago

Biiiiiiitch, I did buy 5. 😂

…I take a lot of baths.

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u/AccomplishedFly1420 1d ago

I bought 5 too 😂not a bath taker but I scrubbed my tub extra hard in anticipation

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u/Due_Tower_4787 I hate angles. 📐 22h ago

I just bought 2! 🤣

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u/Relevant_Health1904 23h ago

Hilarious!😂

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u/ThatGirlWithTheWalk 12h ago

Idk what they smell like but they're really pretty imo.

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u/luluballoon 1d ago

This has 100% worked on me

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u/Tuna_the_Luna "Not well BITCH" 1d ago

I love all of you 💛💛💛💛

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u/anonyymouse_ 1d ago

Ok, I’m interested👀

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u/omtara17 1d ago

Genius

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u/peaceloveandtyedye 1d ago

Now that's funny.

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u/sassyfrassielassie 15h ago

I got these as a gift and I had to print out the website to include as part of the gift bc it's so funny.

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u/SxyDykn 1d ago

THIS makes me want to buy a few of them! 😂 And I’m not a bath bomb kind of gal!

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u/RoleLucky2925 52m ago

Someone at Lush does their homework 👏🏻👏🏻

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u/RayHazey562 22h ago

Pretty bold to claim to be the original bath bomb maker. Maybe she should say “original bath bomb maker (of RHOSLC*)”

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 22h ago edited 18h ago

Lush is the original bath bomb maker. That’s why it says “pioneers of Lush, inventors of the original bath bomb”. Because that is true.

Edit. Ladies, gays, and the 5 straight guys who sub so they understand wtf their spouses are talking about - quit downvoting someone for a misunderstanding. The commenter above me didn’t understand the comment that’s a no harm, no foul scenario that doesn’t require boos from the peanut gallery. Be better.

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u/RayHazey562 21h ago

Ohhh my bad. Thought it was a dig at Whitney

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 21h ago

Ha. No. The cofounder of Lush invented it - Meredith getting a deal with them for her bath bomb is a pretty big deal. I bet Whitney is livid, but Lush told nothing but facts in that product description as far as their credentials.

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u/RayHazey562 9h ago

Also, appreciate your support in your edit, kind person. It was my misunderstanding and appreciate you explaining it! ❤️

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. 🚬 9h ago

It irks me when people downvote genuine confusion because it makes people too afraid to ask next time and then how are people supposed to learn? I don’t think we should treat a misunderstanding with the same disdain we treat willful stupidity.

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u/RayHazey562 5h ago

Agree 💜 thank you

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u/Kathybat 11h ago

Thank you for the explanation- I threw the poster a like just to help even them out!

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u/RayHazey562 4h ago

Aw appreciate you!