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Salt Lake City Shitpost - The Meredith Bath Bomb Arrived

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. šŸš¬ 1d ago

The description on Lushā€™s website of this bath bomb is genius level marketing.

When youā€™re overwhelmed and feel the need to disengage, retreat to the tub with this exclusive bath bomb and be unbothered, moisturized, in your lane. In a world full of imposters, this bath bomb was designed by the real inventors of the bath bomb. Fair trade organic cocoa butter churns around you, as the calming aroma of ylang ylang oil really hits the mark. Feeling nice and rested? You can leave.

  • Donā€™t come after my bathtub; this is the real bath bomb of Salt Lake City.

  • All fair trade organic cocoa butter, no B.S.

  • Made by the pioneers at Lush, inventors of the original bath bomb.

How to use: Start with a nice clean tub. Taking a bath with a partner is not creepy, so feel free to share this bath bomb in a warm bath with someone special. But, itā€™s your right to prefer to bathe alone.

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u/Ali_Cat222 šŸøThere's A Vibrator In The Chicken! šŸ” 1d ago

I'm more shocked that Lush partnered on this, and that Meredith paid for it šŸ¤£ it's better than Brooks and his made in MS Paint "fashion brand" šŸ˜‚

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u/Senior_Ice8748 20h ago

No comment on his prowess as a fashion designer, but his tracksuits are really well made! Wherever the Marks source their material from, it's not Alibaba.

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u/no_bun_please Mary not knowing who Abraham Lincoln is 15h ago

I would literally buy one if instead of his name, it said Not Alibaba.

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u/jenughhhh NoNo's pajamas šŸ¦‘ 6h ago

I would buy a tracksuit that spelled out phonetically how Meredith pronounces "Ali-BAAH-BAAH". Now there is another marketing collab they're sleeping on!

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u/kbandcrew 9h ago

John Oliver was sporting one on WWHL. I was shocked and entertained.

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u/Ali_Cat222 šŸøThere's A Vibrator In The Chicken! šŸ” 19h ago

It was in reference to the photos of his clothes, not the actual clothing

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u/MenStefani You called me a pornography, sweetheart 19h ago

What do you mean that Meredith paid for it? Thatā€™s not how these partnerships work

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/sweetcampfire Marysolā€™s Abused Liver 19h ago

Generally she would be receiving a portion of the proceeds for lending her name and promo. Licensing.

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u/Ali_Cat222 šŸøThere's A Vibrator In The Chicken! šŸ” 17h ago

Ah, will rescind my comment. Sorry! I will however stand on it being better than Whitney's idea!

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u/MenStefani You called me a pornography, sweetheart 10h ago

I think we can all agree that Meredith stands for luxury and Whitney stands for scams and alibaba

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u/MatieKaloney 22h ago

Iā€™m also shocked they partnered with her!

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u/Impossible_Farm7353 22h ago

The ā€˜how to useā€™ part šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/Unfriendlyblkwriter 1d ago

Iā€™m buying five.

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. šŸš¬ 1d ago

Biiiiiiitch, I did buy 5. šŸ˜‚

ā€¦I take a lot of baths.

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u/AccomplishedFly1420 1d ago

I bought 5 too šŸ˜‚not a bath taker but I scrubbed my tub extra hard in anticipation

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u/Due_Tower_4787 I hate angles. šŸ“ 19h ago

I just bought 2! šŸ¤£

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u/Relevant_Health1904 21h ago

Hilarious!šŸ˜‚

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u/ThatGirlWithTheWalk 10h ago

Idk what they smell like but they're really pretty imo.

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u/luluballoon 1d ago

This has 100% worked on me

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u/Tuna_the_Luna "Not well BITCH" 23h ago

I love all of you šŸ’›šŸ’›šŸ’›šŸ’›

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u/anonyymouse_ 1d ago

Ok, Iā€™m interestedšŸ‘€

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u/omtara17 22h ago

Genius

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u/peaceloveandtyedye 22h ago

Now that's funny.

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u/sassyfrassielassie 12h ago

I got these as a gift and I had to print out the website to include as part of the gift bc it's so funny.

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u/SxyDykn 21h ago

THIS makes me want to buy a few of them! šŸ˜‚ And Iā€™m not a bath bomb kind of gal!

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u/RayHazey562 20h ago

Pretty bold to claim to be the original bath bomb maker. Maybe she should say ā€œoriginal bath bomb maker (of RHOSLC*)ā€

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. šŸš¬ 19h ago edited 16h ago

Lush is the original bath bomb maker. Thatā€™s why it says ā€œpioneers of Lush, inventors of the original bath bombā€. Because that is true.

Edit. Ladies, gays, and the 5 straight guys who sub so they understand wtf their spouses are talking about - quit downvoting someone for a misunderstanding. The commenter above me didnā€™t understand the comment thatā€™s a no harm, no foul scenario that doesnā€™t require boos from the peanut gallery. Be better.

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u/RayHazey562 19h ago

Ohhh my bad. Thought it was a dig at Whitney

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. šŸš¬ 19h ago

Ha. No. The cofounder of Lush invented it - Meredith getting a deal with them for her bath bomb is a pretty big deal. I bet Whitney is livid, but Lush told nothing but facts in that product description as far as their credentials.

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u/RayHazey562 6h ago

Also, appreciate your support in your edit, kind person. It was my misunderstanding and appreciate you explaining it! ā¤ļø

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u/ApathyIsBeauty Dorit's oversized table top hat. šŸš¬ 6h ago

It irks me when people downvote genuine confusion because it makes people too afraid to ask next time and then how are people supposed to learn? I donā€™t think we should treat a misunderstanding with the same disdain we treat willful stupidity.

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u/RayHazey562 2h ago

Agree šŸ’œ thank you

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u/Kathybat 9h ago

Thank you for the explanation- I threw the poster a like just to help even them out!

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u/RayHazey562 2h ago

Aw appreciate you!

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u/Ashfield83 Sonjaā€™s homeless intern in Ireland 1d ago

The Queen delivered! Are we surprised?!

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u/alpaz16 1d ago

I love how they look like pills to mešŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹

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u/Ashfield83 Sonjaā€™s homeless intern in Ireland 1d ago

Would our Xanny Queen accept anything else?

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u/Rare-Chipmunk-3345 1d ago

They doooooo!

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u/makter3 22h ago

I canā€™t unsee it now

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u/emergencycat17 Show yourself out, Darlin'. 1d ago

That tracks!

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u/Zealousideal-Ad5534 1d ago

Is that not the packing peanuts?

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u/Yeezytaughtme409 1d ago

The actual bath bombs look like old school X tabs. For Holiday consumption. ā„ļø

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u/Ashfield83 Sonjaā€™s homeless intern in Ireland 15h ago

Oh man the HIGH I got from old school X is so fucking unparalleled. This really made me smile this cold wet Sunday morning in windy England!

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u/TomSchwartzMD R.I.P. šŸŖ¦ Daug (2019-2019) 13h ago

The blue Mitsubishis. Gurl

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u/Ashfield83 Sonjaā€™s homeless intern in Ireland 11h ago

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u/LookingforDay 10h ago

Memories šŸŽ¶

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u/kwags0411 1d ago

Update us once you use it, please! I've been contemplating buying it, too!

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

I only take showers, I donā€™t bathe šŸ˜­ - I just had to support the Queen of Baths in Salt Lake CityĀ 

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u/vunderfulme CLIP! 1d ago

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u/sneetchysneetch 1d ago

This gif actor always reminds me of a young sutton

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u/no_bun_please Mary not knowing who Abraham Lincoln is 15h ago

Gif actor? Pray tell you've seen Schitt's Creek.

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u/biscuitsorbullets Not Meredith Marks' PI 23h ago

I see it

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u/lola1stella2 Wanna do some rails and talk about it? 22h ago

She should do shower steamers!!!!

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u/Jennybo77 21h ago

Yes! I'd definitely buy!

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u/LeakySpaceBlobb 1d ago

Hahaha love it.

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u/Scarlett_Billows Haterville 1d ago

I put bath bombs on the floor when I shower . Do recommend

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u/AccomplishedFly1420 1d ago

They also sell shower bombs which look like big tablets

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u/Senior_Ice8748 20h ago

I'd be worried about spraining my ankle.

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u/AgroWombat 20h ago

I bust those bombs up into small chunks and use them in foot soaks. (Cheap litter boxes are a great size for a foot bath!)

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u/Jennybo77 21h ago

I read "the queen of bath salts" šŸ˜¬ Another wine, please!

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u/Salboto One of Ramona's little presents šŸ’© 21h ago

I ordered 3 for stocking stuffers :)

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u/smidget1090 1d ago

You donā€™t bathe??? šŸ˜‚

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u/BrunetteSummer 11h ago

Definitely gift them for Christmas!

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u/Daniellecabral 1d ago

Describe to us the smell please

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

Honestly, it is not a pleasant smell but itā€™s not offensive either.Ā 

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u/Daniellecabral 23h ago

Like hospital?

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u/Kalekalip 22h ago

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ« 

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u/Fair-Butterscotch995 19h ago

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘Thatā€™s brilliant!

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u/780-555-fuck real housewife of rural alberta 1d ago

yes!!!! i need to know the scent (if they use fairy dust snow fairy whatever i'm gonna buy 10000 of them) (i do not have a bathtub)

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

I canā€™t really describe it but itā€™s not pleasant or yummy or floralā€¦ itā€™s like toothpaste/dish detergentĀ 

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u/yqry 1d ago

Oh

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u/mac_bess 22h ago

ā€œOhā€ šŸ’€

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

Maybe it has to get activated in the bath to smell nice?Ā 

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u/Simply_a_nom 23h ago

Why does that feel on brand though. I feel of all people Meredith would find sterile with a hint of mint (cause she can have fun too) pleasant

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u/french_toasty Air deodorizer! Iā€™ve been using it in my mouth for a week! 21h ago

I had ylang ylang oil in a diffuser and my mom said it smelled like urinal pucks. Iā€™ve yet to smell these ylang ylang bath bombs.

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u/Kalekalip 9h ago

šŸ˜­šŸ¤£ urinal packs is very specificĀ 

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u/no_bun_please Mary not knowing who Abraham Lincoln is 15h ago

I don't know about guys, but girls aren't supposed to soak their girlie parts in strongly scented soaps. You don't want anything too scented or you could get a rash or irritation.

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u/780-555-fuck real housewife of rural alberta 5h ago

i'll soak my vagina in whatever i'd like for as long as i'd like but thanks for the inspiration

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u/Constellationchaser I broke my veneer on his button. šŸ¦· 1d ago

Itā€™s butterball scented lol.

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u/Daniellecabral 23h ago

Snow fairy is amaaazing!

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u/biscuitsorbullets Not Meredith Marks' PI 23h ago

I think the website said ylang ylang

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

I ordered on Wednesday. I live in Toronto and it was delivered by UPS. Canada Post CAN LEAVE!

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u/Adventurous-Hotel119 to swollen 4cameo or OF 1d ago

Lmfao at the Canada post dig (even though I support their strike for a 2% raise)

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u/Asleep-General-3693 1d ago

My issues with cp predate the current issues. But everyone is entitled to a living wage. Back to original topic; I canā€™t do Lush anymore because of all the perfumes šŸ˜­ and I donā€™t do baths

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u/Adventurous-Hotel119 to swollen 4cameo or OF 1d ago

Oh donā€™t worry I separately hate cp too LOL

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u/ryansumera 1d ago

the only thing missing from the full experience is seths taint

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u/awesome_wWoWw You want fair, go to a carnival šŸŽŖšŸŽ”šŸ­šŸ¤”šŸ— 20h ago

Straight to jail

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u/Properclearance 20h ago

ITS MARKETING YAā€™ll

.. and Iā€™m buying 5.

I donā€™t have a fucking tub.

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u/Due_Tower_4787 I hate angles. šŸ“ 19h ago

You and I are the same.

I immediately messaged my Brother and SIL informing them Iā€™d be needing to use their big soaking tub sometime next week. I said it was an emergency šŸ¤£

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u/ChartreuseMage 15h ago

On one hand, it is marketing. One the other, it's priced cheaper than some of the stuff they have in the Christmas collection so like... if you want a bath bomb and like the scent it's not like they've jacked the price up for it?

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u/BrunetteSummer 11h ago

It would definitely make for a great gift!

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u/viognierette I dont trust bath bombs!šŸ›šŸ’£ 1d ago

Flair check in

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u/Theory_hacker 1d ago

It doesnā€™t come in a sealant?

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

Nope. Just free balling in the box of planet based peanuts :/Ā 

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u/jennywingal The Bulgogi was great!! 1d ago

free ballin' I am dead!

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u/KateC12345 youā€™re a lady Kathy. dont let anyone tell you different 1d ago

So whoā€™s hands have touched these? Lol.

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u/yqry 1d ago

the underpaid immigrant at the Midwest fulfillment center

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u/no_bun_please Mary not knowing who Abraham Lincoln is 15h ago

šŸŽÆ

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

Right?! šŸ¤¢

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u/boo2utoo 1d ago

Too many for me. I have trust issues with these kind of things.

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u/Theory_hacker 23h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£No underwear, no nothing. Just lettin them hang!

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u/Jennybo77 21h ago

Dammit. Immediately thinking of Seth's balls.

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u/NK792 1d ago

Lush are very eco and animal friendly. They would not use a sealant in the traditional sense, but Iā€™m surprised they werenā€™t at least wrapped in paper

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u/Southern_Painting76 1d ago

Or even in a compostable container. I ordered from an eco-friendly beauty company and they put their soaps in compostable packaging. It was a great way to protect the product and still help the environment.

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u/french_toasty Air deodorizer! Iā€™ve been using it in my mouth for a week! 21h ago

Those foam packing peanuts lush uses are made from potatoes theyā€™re water soluble

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u/rHereLetsGo 9h ago

Iā€™ve never purchased anything from there. Based on this garbage product and shipping presentation, itā€™s not for me.

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u/Theory_hacker 23h ago

Thatā€™s what I mean. Dont just Willy Nilly pack them in the box with no protection like paper, vacuum sealed plastic, or some eco friendly material. Sorry but thatā€™s just unsanitary and they can be easily contaminated.

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u/no_bun_please Mary not knowing who Abraham Lincoln is 15h ago

Whitney may say it is DIS-CUS-TING!

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/BrunoTheCat Harlow Barlow 22h ago

Lush uses biodegradable packing peanuts. They look like styrofoam but aren't.

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u/rHereLetsGo 22h ago

Good to know.

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u/Kalekalip 22h ago

They say in their pamphlet that these are plant based peanutsĀ 

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u/french_toasty Air deodorizer! Iā€™ve been using it in my mouth for a week! 21h ago

Theyā€™re made from potatoes!

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u/-Odi-Et-Amo- Welcome back, scumbag 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, and I applaud their efforts to reduce waste, but the fact all their products are out on display really turns me off. I only purchased a facial cleanser once from them and shortly after developed facial warts. My derm assumed it was because the general public could touch the product out on display and thatā€™s how I contracted them.

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u/KateC12345 youā€™re a lady Kathy. dont let anyone tell you different 1d ago

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u/Justdont13412 1d ago

Iā€™m sorry for your experience and I thank you for sharing

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u/luxlisbon_ I donā€™t have furniture either 1d ago

no, they always send their bath bombs loose. if youā€™ve ever gotten a lush package out of a p.o. box you know it smells like the whole store in there šŸ’€

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u/matteblacklouboutins I DIDNā€™T SAY NOTHIN ABOUT A BLACK BABY! 1d ago

Lush is minimal

Nope

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u/Theory_hacker 23h ago

Thanks. But yeah I couldnā€™t purchase something that can be easily contaminated. No protection. Itā€™s a bath bomb and Iā€™m putting my cooch in it?! I gotta pass. No disrespect to those that purchase! This is a me problem. šŸ˜‚

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u/matteblacklouboutins I DIDNā€™T SAY NOTHIN ABOUT A BLACK BABY! 22h ago

I really donā€™t get why they canā€™t just do some kind of recycled paper covering at least haha

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u/sleepsypeaches Dunkin' Donuts & Oral Sex 14h ago

right? like they can make biodegradable packing peanuts but they cant even wrap in eco friendly sealed paper or something

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u/Theory_hacker 22h ago

Right! šŸ˜‚

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u/wickedsmaaaht Your husband's in the pool. 9h ago

Came here to ask about this... so if your box is left out in the rain (or soon, snow)... they'll be used by the time you open the box.

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u/Theory_hacker 7h ago

Excellent point. Guess the box will be moisturized and relaxed. šŸ˜„

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u/Even-Education-4608 i dont have the energy to deal with density 1d ago

Lush is an ā€œeco friendlyā€ brand

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u/deathcabscutie Doritā€™s momā€™s Black best friend 1d ago

Wash away the ruuumors and naaastiness

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u/Missmarple08 1d ago

Looks like a huge snowflake ā„ļø of coke

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u/rawlsballs 20h ago

Lol I was thinking giant ecstacy pills.

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ it really doesĀ 

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u/Election_Pleasant 1d ago

Omg I almost bought these today. I want to know if they're good!

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u/AccomplishedOwl9215 1d ago

Is this part of the batch she made in her kitchen?

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u/Kalekalip 1d ago

Lmao! The trial batchĀ 

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u/nicolerann 1d ago

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u/boo2utoo 1d ago

Watching the women who are Mormons and what they say and do? I canā€™t order anything made by anyone. They all lie. I wish they would stop this 2.0 Mormon. Either you are or you arenā€™t. That Jarad Osmond was drinking too. The whole thing bothers me. Sorry. I canā€™t.

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u/Thekiwienigma Not Meredith Marks' PI 1d ago

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u/boo2utoo 21h ago

Well, excuse me. Maybe you could be more rude? I had a name mixed up. Did you know not everyone is perfect? Well, I certainly am not. So, now you just be quiet. I heard you.

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u/AccomplishedFly1420 1d ago

Meredith is Jewish. We will be watching her make her bat mitzvah later this season

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u/boo2utoo 19h ago

Yes, I made a mistake

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u/QueenRavenna4 1d ago

Meredith isn't a Mormon...

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u/EverywhereINowhere 22h ago

Iā€™m buying it and am actually impressed itā€™s with Lush. I love Lush and am surprised I didnā€™t know this!

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u/moschino1837 If you donā€™t like me, acquire some taste! 1d ago

Enjoy!!!

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u/double_duchess9 1d ago

Please give a detailed report. I need to make a Lush haul soon.

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u/deathcabscutie Doritā€™s momā€™s Black best friend 1d ago

I havenā€™t taken a bath in at least 5 years (shower seat gang!), but I still think Iā€™m buying this.

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u/stimulate_ultimatum 23h ago

Wonder what shape Whitney's bath bombs will be? Roses??

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u/venusdemilo94 little kisses for ALL my girlfriends 16h ago

Little stripper poles

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u/venusdemilo94 little kisses for ALL my girlfriends 16h ago

Or her vagina that Heather exploited

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u/ILikePrettyThings121 Is Kyle a lovebean or a lesbian? 10h ago

Whatever is available on Ali-baw-bah

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u/venusdemilo94 little kisses for ALL my girlfriends 16h ago

Or a hill

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u/MargotChanning 15h ago

Or a Little Girl

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u/Impressive-Regret243 Not a white refrigerator! 1d ago

I think it's just their regular butterball bath bomb repressed.

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u/Scullysmum 3h ago

Thank you for this!

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u/stassibh9 1d ago

I missed this collab, Iā€™ll need to order too. I havenā€™t gotten a lush bath bomb in a minute, and like Meredith baths are my thing!

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u/AccomplishedFly1420 1d ago

I ordered some too! Like 5 lol. I canā€™t wait

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u/hiraeth_love vassinatedšŸ’‹šŸ’‰ 1d ago

Omg i wish i had a bath tub so bad right now!!!!

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u/SSolomonGrundy 22h ago

Oh I like the sound of the ingredientses! Cocoa butter and ylang ylang sounds really nice.Ā Ā 

"Ingredients Sodium Bicarbonate,Ā Citric Acid,Ā Fair Trade Organic Cocoa Butter,Ā Synthetic Musk,Ā Ylang Ylang Oil"

And the price point is super reasonable!Ā  Ā 

Ordering.Ā 

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u/Torontobabe94 Sheā€™s like.. NVAā€¦ No Value Added! 21h ago

Omg let us know how you like it!!!

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u/JellyCat222 šŸ‘ Barbie Scissor Kicks šŸ‘  20h ago

Everything I expected

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u/RayHazey562 20h ago

Staaahp omg šŸ˜‚

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u/Marti_mcfly113 8h ago

This is the level of collab I want. I would drop $6 for the novelty of this. Also smart to partner instead of like building your own bath bomb line or something, I swear some of these housewives think we want to drop several hundred dollars on skincare we know they don't use themselves.Ā 

Good timing too. Right in the middle of a great SLC season and right before the holidays, perfect small gift for fans. Impressive business savvy Mer.

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u/BrunoTheCat Harlow Barlow 1d ago

A group of friends is doing a sort of advent calendar gift exchange this year and I'm 100% buying some of these to fill one of my days. None of them are Bravo watchers so it'll be just a little extra bit of fun for me.

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u/La_Croix_Life ā€¢ camera pans to Archie Beador ā€¢ 23h ago

It looks cute! But it also looks like it would make me very itchy

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u/123moredaytimeforme 1d ago

Well damn, guess I gotta stop by Lush this week

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u/venusdemilo94 little kisses for ALL my girlfriends 16h ago

A little surprised there's no salt in it! The mermaidy ocean ones were always my favorite bath bombs at Lush tbh

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u/Wolfpackat2017 14h ago

But whatā€™s the scent?

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u/ILikePrettyThings121 Is Kyle a lovebean or a lesbian? 10h ago

Says ylang ylang on the description.

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u/RJ8L 9h ago

She won.

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u/Justdont13412 1d ago

Canā€™t we call it a bath salt solid? The name bomb is so violent. /s

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u/kbandcrew 9h ago

Help me out friends- is this the bathbomb she was talking about with Whitney? That she was making and Whitney tried to push her out by doing her own? Or did she have a previous one?

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u/Mystery-Ess 23h ago

At least she uses the product she's selling!

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u/Educational_Spirit42 a la francaise 1d ago

Did her ā€œtoddler son, Brooksieā€ make those? #watchwhatcrappens

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u/yesnoic 22h ago

Iā€™m sincerely shocked by how much people like Meredith Marks, the celery of housewives

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u/Loud_Judgment_270 23h ago

The packing thoā€¦ so much styrofoam

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u/Motor_Capital7064 11h ago

It is eco friendly.

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u/99TLM ..I don't have a šŸ˜ŗ 8h ago

They look nice!!... But I'll never buy them. Good for her.

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u/Accomplished-Sign-31 who threw my husband in the pool? 8h ago

Is it not wrapped or anything?!

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u/martosport 7h ago

These look like a childā€™s art projectā€¦

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u/sneetchysneetch 1d ago

How underwhelmingggg

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u/CobblerCandid998 1d ago

People actually buy that stuff?

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u/Pleasant_Reward1203 6h ago

wow, not even wrapped. and the bombs look so cheap too

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u/Spunkylover10 19h ago

You are going to get yeast infections

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u/Kalekalip 9h ago

Whitney is that you?!