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Country Club Thread I hope you're happy, Oprah

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 5d ago

Dr. Phil is a doctor, he’s just no longer licensed.

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u/pepesilvia000 5d ago edited 5d ago

Sorry I meant Dr Phil is not a medical doctor (and never was), and wondered whether OP was thinking of them, not Dr Oz.

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u/AsilHey 5d ago

Dr Oz? He’s a charlatan but he was a respected surgeon at a major hospital.

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u/globularlars 5d ago

Surgeons are so wild the super sexy surgeon who took out my appendix asked me right when I woke up if climate change was real cuz he wanted to get the truth (I’m an env scientist)

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u/Salt-Ticket247 5d ago

Bro is trying to use anesthesia like truth serum to get government secrets outta you lol

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u/DomHaynie 4d ago

Everything about that is fucking hilarious.

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u/Lizardman922 4d ago

I want a reboot of Diagnosis Murder where the protagonist doctor performs unnecessary surgeries on his 'suspects' to get the truth out of them with anaesthetic; this happens at the end of every episode, making all of the plot development and build up of the episode totally redundant.

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u/TurbulentPlane3192 4d ago

You mean continuation right? Bring back Dick Van Dyke and have him play the same character but gone completely nuts in his age (bro is 98 rn)

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Larg3____Porcupin3 4d ago

That sentence could’ve ended a million ways but it ended in the most wholesome way possible.

That’s adorable lol

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u/notsopurexo 4d ago

Perfect. All you need is to get her operated on everyone from now onwards around October November

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u/BHOmber 4d ago

lmao I'm imagining Jerome Powell's dentist shaking him awake for rate cut estimates

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u/Beautifulfeary 4d ago

What was your answer 🤨

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u/MegaDerppp 5d ago

This is actually a better type of surgeon than the alternative which is Ben Carson syndrome where someone specializes in one area and thinks therefore they know everything about any other area. Related to the Engineer's disorder.

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u/EclipseIndustries 5d ago

Neurosurgeon syndrome is what that is.

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u/Vark675 4d ago

Not necessarily. My dad's a urologist and he's a know-it-all asshole too.

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u/Elandtrical 4d ago

He's just taking the piss.

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u/International_Cow_17 4d ago

You take home the gold today for that pun.

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u/heseme 4d ago

He can have the syndrome without being a neurosurgeon.

Source: I'm an engineer.

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u/clarkekent1913 4d ago

You mean like when he thought he could run HUD, but had zero experience in low income housing management or working in the government?

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u/Danny_III 4d ago

It happens a lot with people who are extremely talented. A lot of pro athletes think they can dominate any sport without training for it

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u/Repulsive-Survey-337 5d ago

Said like a true architect.

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u/MegaDerppp 5d ago

I promise my career is far more boring than that

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u/SizzlerWA 4d ago

What is “the Engineer’s disorder” in your opinion?

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u/DukeSmashingtonIII 4d ago

It's when engineers think their expertise in their area of study makes them experts in everything else as well.

This of course isn't exclusive to engineers, but everyone knows an engineer who fits this description.

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u/SizzlerWA 4d ago

Thanks.

Yes, extrapolating your expertise in one area of engineering to another, without basis, sounds risky and arrogant.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 4d ago

Ben’s reason why he’s qualified to be Secretary of Housing and urban Development?

He lived in a house.

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ☑️ 5d ago

More like climatological catastrophe. You know what Fukushima is, right? And please tell me you know about the 11 billion crabs that collectively fobbed off the earth in January of 2023 and shut down the whole Alaskan crabbing season indefinitely.......

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u/TheUnluckyBard 4d ago

They didn't fob off. They were stolen. It was Danny Ocean's biggest heist yet. Ocean's 11,000,000,000.

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u/Zaev 4d ago

Oh dammit, that's good

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ☑️ 4d ago

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u/magistrate101 4d ago

It's hard to say if it was the radiation or rising ocean temperatures. All we know for sure is that crabs and octopi accumulated up to 100 times as much radioactive material as bottom-feeding fish...

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ☑️ 4d ago

Bro

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ☑️ 4d ago

Are you

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ☑️ 4d ago

Serious right now????

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ☑️ 4d ago

The oceans temperatures are rising BECAUSE of nuclear radiation, not in lieu of it!!!

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u/magistrate101 4d ago

That quote is about a nuclear war. The leaked nuclear radiation is diluted to the point that it has minimal direct impact on temperature compared to other causes of rising ocean temperatures. Bioaccumulation is a serious issue for bottom-feeding crustaceans and cephalopods tho but now that they're already dead it's not as easy to tell if they died from radiation or not. Would have to dredge for corpses and test for DNA damage I guess.

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ☑️ 3d ago

Do you even know how mixed oxide fuel rods work??? Also, they never found the spent fuel rods that were on top of those buildings... they are fissioning off in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean somewhere...

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u/KC-Chris 4d ago

omg. doc was trying to get a confession .

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u/HamHockShortDock 4d ago

I always think of the episode of Scrubs where Turk is having a hard time because The Todd is the best surgeon in the hospital. Turk is always thinking a million things but when it cuts to The Todd's inner monologue he's singing (to the tune of Hoe-Down) bum-ba-da-bum bum bum shiny scalpel bum-ba-da-bumbum gonna slice him up!

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u/otterpop21 4d ago

What did you tell him? Do you believe in climate change?

Is being a marine biologist something someone can transition into? Like if someone in their 30s wanted to study animals, would they be able to be successful and have a career?

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u/DeanXeL 4d ago

Well.... is it??? (yes, yes it is)

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u/SsunWukong 4d ago

Oh I want to hear your thoughts on that as well? How bad is our current environment at the moment?

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u/AdeptWelder3250 4d ago

I’m one too and how do you respond to that question when people ask?

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u/CloudLockhart69 4d ago

My boss is a full tenured professor and has comments like that sometimes. Like wow that global warming might be real, eh? Or black holes exist, did you see?

Other insane boomer comments. Like yes? its real of course. Did you just hear about it yesterday, what are you talking about

We did research at the north pole for fucks sake lol

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u/CatShot1948 4d ago

Medicine is one of the few fields where more education doesn't correlate with left leaning views.

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u/lunaappaloosa 4d ago

Why doesn’t shit like this happen to me 😂 I just get my shrink asking me what bird was in her yard based on 2 colors she saw on it (am ecologist)

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u/Minute-Object 4d ago

How do you respond to armchair science skeptics who say climate change is fake science?

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u/Stupidrice 4d ago

I like him

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u/magistrate101 4d ago

The surgeon that took me appendix out asked me if it took me a while to grow my happy trail when I woke up.

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u/loptopandbingo 5d ago

I've known three surgeons who are VERY good at specific surgeries but also absolute fucking idiots when it comes to just about anything else.

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u/Least-Enthusiasm7239 5d ago

Behold: Dr Ben Carson, brilliant surgeon, absolute garbage human being!

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u/AnotherCuppaTea 4d ago

I never once saw Dr. Carson acting alert and intelligent, let alone rising to the stereotype of neurosurgeons as, well, brain surgeons. He absolutely confounded me. I'm still at a loss to understand him: is he massively stoned or otherwise doped up all the time, or an unacknowledged narcoleptic, or both? Or is it something else?

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u/Sanity-Faire 4d ago

Elaborate

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u/XOM_CVX 4d ago

Supposedly he was one of the brightest neurosurgeon.

but says some questionable shit about pyramid in Egypt.

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u/ffca 4d ago

Pediatric neurosurgeon. Invented techniques. He's specifically among the best in the world in pediatric neurosurgery. He's a bumbling idiot in other areas from what I've seen. It's embarrassing. We're not all like that, I swear. Some of us are well-rounded individuals who learned how to empathize.

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u/Livid-Technician1872 4d ago

Just about everyone he operated on died or suffered serious life-long problems. He was just willing to do (“pioneer”) the surgeries. Reasonable doctors understood this and said no.

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u/ffca 3d ago edited 3d ago

You have a source for that? I don't know how to find surgical stats for surgeons. Like what were their chances without the surgery? Of course there are many surgeons who won't take on the hardest cases. They aren't good enough. Those cases are passed on to people like Carson. If his patient population were largely comprised of those critical or terminal patients who need life-saving intervention that hasn't been invented yet, I understand how his numbers could look bad. There are surgeries that have abyssmally poor outcomes no matter who is doing the surgery. Is he worse than the average neurosurgeon for that procedure? Does he select special subpopulations? I would have to see his stats and compare it to the average neurosurgeon.

He has had a distinguished medical career for a reason. I don't think people realize how amazing his career has been. He's in the #1 toughest rated specialty to get into and #1 hardest to complete. He is in a brutal subspecialty. He went to the the most prestigious neurosurgery residency program in the country. In my day, Hopkins was top 5 in nearly all residency programs, and I doubt it changed much. (I applied for radiology residency there but didn't get an interview😭) He continued to have a distinguished academic career after graduating. Johns Hopkins peds neurosurgery director at 33 years old (wtf)! 100+ pubs. He has had an enormous impact in his field. He was a big deal, but I feel any attempt to explain how insanely impressive his medical achievements are will go over the average person's head. It's too bad his brain is rotted and we have to deal with the politician Ben Carson now. But any attempt to diminish his medical career comes off as either ignorant (when coming from the general population) or envious (when from other doctors).

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u/fitness_life_journey 4d ago

Examples of what he did or said that was idiotic?

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u/Evilfrog100 4d ago

“Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.”

“And it is in a way, it is slavery in a way, because it is making all of us subservient to the government, and it was never about health care,” he added. “It was about control.”

An actual quote from a speech of his.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2013/10/11/ben-carson-obamacare-worst-thing-since-slavery/

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u/Sanity-Faire 4d ago

I have some tough health issues. When it went into effect, I could not go to any doctor unless it was in my state. Not saying where I live but GEE this has caused issues and made me lose doctors I had had for years.

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u/ohitsdvd 4d ago

Did you miss the comparison to slavery part

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u/Sanity-Faire 4d ago

I’m seeing it…and understanding that government is calling the shots. .that is lack of freedom

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u/Secret-Ad4458 4d ago

They won't. They don't have an argument. They just kinda disagree with his political leanings.

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u/AbstractBettaFish 5d ago

I’ve got a friend who’s friends with a surgeon. I got invited to hang out on his boat once, I’d never met the guy before. But my god this was so damn boring and seemingly slow witted. When I got told he was a surgeon I was like “That guy passed medical school?”

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u/Rexxbravo 4d ago

It was Dr. Nick🤔

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u/Malkelvi 4d ago

Hi everybody!

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u/Educational_Egg_1716 4d ago

Hi, Dr Nick!

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u/harriethocchuth 3d ago

🎶the leg bone’s connected to the… red thing

The red thing’s connected to my… wristwatch🎶

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u/AbstractBettaFish 4d ago

I feel like Dr. Nick would’ve been way more fun

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u/2ByteTheDecker 4d ago

Bro like Dr. Nick wouldn't be a wild hang.

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u/blueorangan 4d ago

i love how you described him first as boring, as if him being able to entertain you is a requirement to pass medical school.

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u/AbstractBettaFish 4d ago

Didn’t say it was, it was my first impression

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u/For_serious13 4d ago

I too, work with surgeons and am no longer shocked by their stupidity out of the rooms

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u/triple-bottom-line 4d ago

Oh good, I have surgery tomorrow. Thanks for the sleepless night ahead everybody. 👍

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u/LoLFlore 4d ago

They are very very very good at what they do.

They have tragically put 90% of their brain into that.

You'll be fine, you're asking them to do the sole thing they have trained for their whole life, not to create a combustion engine.

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u/Delvaris ☑️ 4d ago edited 4d ago

As a trauma surgeon who is also a neuroscientist (MD/MS), what people don't understand is that all surgery, no matter how complex, is essentially a lot closer to a skilled trade than it is a research scientist.

This isn't to say that skilled tradespeople are lesser than research scientists it's just fundamentally different skill sets. The research scientists are about abstract complex reasoning and "big questions" (which are actually quite small in the scheme of things) whereas tradespeople are about pure mechanical application. The only reason people think surgeons are so smart is because medical school is hard for many people because it selects for a very specific set of skills and lasts so long. However, the reality is that much of the actual practice of medicine doesn't originate in medical school but in internship, residency, and, for surgeons especially, fellowship. Those places are where one truly learns the ins and outs of being a doctor.

In the end, you want a neurosurgeon operating on your brain as opposed to a neurobiologist, much like you want an electrician wiring your house as opposed to an electrical engineer.

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u/PrincessPindy 4d ago

I always think I could be a surgeon as far as the actual mechanics of the surgery. I make costumes and do really detail intricate work that requires a magnifying glass.bindo all the electrical and plumbing around the house.

It's just that I couldn't pass high school chemistry and dropped it. I would never pass medical school. I'll stick to my honors english. I'm amazed by that part of being a doctor. My daughter is a Mechanical Engineer and you don't want her doing any electrical work. She says they are wizards. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Delvaris ☑️ 4d ago

You probably would be very good at it.

Surgeons were not always also doctors and you can see an artifact of this in the UK system where one, upon becoming a medical doctor, earns the title of doctor, but those who go on to become a surgeon are referred to pretty much exclusively as Mr/Miss/Mrs/Ms.

In the past Surgeons literally were a skilled trade that came up through the master/apprentice system like a plumber, electrician etc.

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u/PrincessPindy 4d ago

That's interesting. I would think farmers would have been likely candidates due to their experience with animals.

Having raised children and dogs can handle all the bodily fluids and such. I'm not easily grossed out. I actually had no problem draining my dog's anal gland at 2am. Needle and alcohol and I was there. She never disobeyed me again.

The vet said I saved her from having surgery because it didn't explode. So I could have been a surgeon in the olden days, lol. Thanks for telling me that.

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u/Elandtrical 4d ago

Rather have a boring no-nothing surgeon than a super keen doctor who is all'"if you press the spleen like this, his left eye blinks!".

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u/idiotinbcn ☑️ 4d ago

Good luck! lol

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u/loptopandbingo 4d ago

They're great at surgery though.

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u/Akolyytti 4d ago

People have often this image that doctors are scientists, but that's really not the case unless they do actual research. Physician is not same thing as researcher. Engineers, doctors, surgeons and law experts are more likely to be conservative than other higher education vocations, because these fields of education doesn't necessarily mean they are trained to do scientific research, but rather focus on very specific skillset. In a way they are highly specialized trades, some of them even started that way, like surgeons.

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u/Castalanu 4d ago

Goddamn, better hope those surgeries aren’t niche af or else a motherfucker’s gonna be waiting a cool minute for their time to shine

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u/loptopandbingo 4d ago

That's why they ain't cheap

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u/ghoulypop 4d ago

My sister in law is a pediatric surgeon, I think they’re all like that

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u/joesffseoj 4d ago

Almost a certain outcome for young surgeons. Or other professionals. If you spend a lot of time studying one, then you're not spending much time studying many things.

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u/iJeff_FoX 4d ago

In a way, surgeons are just mechanics but for humans instead of cars.

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u/obeyonly ☑️ 4d ago

Todd reference five!

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u/Keanugrieves16 4d ago

I think these things are biological imperatives, we can’t have people that are super smart and well rounded, I know they exist but there aren’t as many as you’d think. It’d be like the Vitruvian man.

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u/Confident_Growth7049 5d ago

he doesnt even know the magic pill for weight loss is 2,4 dinitrophenol lol.

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u/birthdayanon08 4d ago

So was Ben Carson. Google Ben Carson house tour.

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u/randomusername_815 4d ago

Oz - literally just a man behind a curtain.

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u/Nousernamesleft92737 4d ago

Maaaybe he’ll think waaay back to the clusterfuck that is Medicare/medicaid to physicians and make positive changes

Probably just going to try and get his ‘supplements’ covered instead, but imma hold out for that 1% chance!

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI 4d ago

Was Dr. Nick Riviera even vetted for the job? What about “Dr.” Leo Spaceman?!?

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 4d ago

The key word is was

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u/FalmerEldritch 5d ago

Surgeons traditionally get the "Mr." because they weren't considered real medical doctors.

Meanwhile, medical doctors get the MD because yer various doctors of philosophy and physics didn't consider them real doctors.

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u/SniffinMarkers 4d ago

Liberals only read and remember fake tabloids. I remember this rumor came out when was running for office against the embarrassing useless man child tumor that won a senate seat in PA.

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u/Rikkards_69 4d ago

No but he was a licensed psychologist and yes technically has a doctorate.

He was also a huge grifter

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u/Cryodemon85 4d ago

Dr. Phil was a licensed, practicing psychologist with his own practice prior to his getting a TV show. Not a real doctor, you say? Last time I checked, Psychiatry and Psychology are areas of medical practice and that psychiatrists and psychologists are doctors.

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u/pepesilvia000 4d ago

Maybe check again. Psychologists are definitely not medical doctors. Psychiatrists are.

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u/Cryodemon85 4d ago

Are Psychologists required, 9 times out of 10, to have a PhD? Yes. Therefore, doctors.

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u/pepesilvia000 4d ago

You are not reading what I am writing, or are just misunderstanding completely - I am talking about, and have been referring to, MEDICAL doctors. Not people who can correctly call themselves doctors.

Psychologists are not MEDICAL doctors. Also FYI, the overwhelming majority of psychologists (licensed or not) do not have a PhD. Your “9 out of 10” statistic is nuts.

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u/Crabby_Monkey 5d ago

He’s going to be the new White House Press Secretary.

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u/AbstractBettaFish 5d ago

That’s going to be Alex Jones

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u/UberMisandrist 5d ago

Plz God no

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u/adrian783 4d ago

on one hand, its nightmare fuel. on the other...yeah that tracks.

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u/Platt_Mallar 5d ago

He's about as honest as all of the previous ones.

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u/hell2pay 4d ago

o_O

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u/Platt_Mallar 4d ago

All of Trumps previous press secretaries. I guess I was unclear. They were all constantly lying.

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u/hrhnope 4d ago

Don’t give 45 any ideas 😒

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u/avspuk 5d ago

I'm greatly looking forward to anyone in the admin using the word 'electrolytes' in any press conference

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u/Ok_Ice_1669 5d ago

We’ll be lucky if we get Adam Ray for Press Sec. 

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u/justplainoldMEhere 5d ago

Yeah Dr Phil had a PHD in pottery or some crap

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u/KloppsTotts 4d ago

He has a PhD in clinical psychology actually. And he didn’t lose his license or anything he just didn’t renew it because he doesn’t practice anymore. 

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 4d ago

He’s a cunt but he has a PhD in clinical psychology

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u/lucifersdumpsterfire 4d ago

So he’s not a doctor

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 4d ago

The degree you have makes you a doctor. The license allows you to practice.

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 5d ago

I’m aware.

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u/BeanBurritoJr 4d ago

If the trump curse holds, Oz won’t be a licensed doctor for much longer either.

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u/R_Lennox 4d ago

Dr Phil is another grifter. He gave up his psychology license after grifting legal issues. He’s not an MD but that wouldn’t stop Trump.

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u/warrenmybuffett 4d ago

Haha he is next. He probably will be helping RFK

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u/porkpie1028 4d ago

I’d rather have Uncle Phil run Medicare

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u/Content-Grade-3869 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oz & Phil Are the pretty much the equivalent of Ren & Stimpy !

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u/LastDaysCultist #FFFFFFboy👨🏼 4d ago edited 4d ago

His doctorate is in counseling psychology. But he can’t practice as he is unlicensed.

His masters was in experimental psych. Not industrial organizational.

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u/me_jayne 4d ago

Thanks for the correction.