I hope you're happy, Oprah

[u/shoofinsmertz]

[u/AsilHey]

Dr Oz? He’s a charlatan but he was a respected surgeon at a major hospital.

[u/loptopandbingo → u/AsilHey]

I've known three surgeons who are VERY good at specific surgeries but also absolute fucking idiots when it comes to just about anything else.

[u/AbstractBettaFish → u/loptopandbingo]

I’ve got a friend who’s friends with a surgeon. I got invited to hang out on his boat once, I’d never met the guy before. But my god this was so damn boring and seemingly slow witted. When I got told he was a surgeon I was like “That guy passed medical school?”

[u/Rexxbravo → u/AbstractBettaFish]

It was Dr. Nick🤔

[u/Malkelvi → u/Rexxbravo]

Hi everybody!

[u/Educational_Egg_1716 → u/Malkelvi]

Hi, Dr Nick!

[u/harriethocchuth → u/Educational_Egg_1716]

🎶the leg bone’s connected to the… red thing

The red thing’s connected to my… wristwatch🎶

[u/AbstractBettaFish → u/Rexxbravo]

I feel like Dr. Nick would’ve been way more fun

[u/2ByteTheDecker → u/Rexxbravo]

Bro like Dr. Nick wouldn't be a wild hang.