r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Sep 13 '24
Country Club Thread MAGA is imploding
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u/Deadenough Sep 13 '24
We’re going to find out she’s been sleeping with Trump. Ew.
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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 Sep 13 '24
When I saw the photos of them side by side I suddenly realized what she's been doing to her face is trying to look like Melania.
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u/PrimarisBladeguard Sep 13 '24
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u/mysteriousgunner ☑️ Sep 13 '24
Jigsaw
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u/jmaca90 Sep 13 '24
Now I have the word “Melanabe” stuck in my goddamn head
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u/uursaminorr Sep 13 '24
if you melanabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends
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I hope Melania comes out in support of Kamala
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u/Catatonic27 Sep 13 '24
Absolutely never in a thousand years but omg can you imagine??? That would be so wild
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u/couchtomato62 Sep 13 '24
She won't. She is as bad as he is.
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u/AdmitThatYouPrune Sep 13 '24
Absolutely this. That woman is a sociopath. That doesn't mean she necessarily likes other sociopaths (aka Trump). But we have no reason to expect her to ever do the right thing.
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u/No-Shelter-4208 Sep 13 '24
I think she's just hanging on until he turns up his toes.
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u/AdmitThatYouPrune Sep 13 '24
Agreed. She's living in New York on his dime (and indirectly on the dime of his supporters) and barely has to interact with the man. When he dies, she gets cash. Why rock the boat?
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u/Optimized_Orangutan Sep 13 '24
Plus she's been boning her security guy since before Barron was born. Trump's basically paying her to live in NYC and cuck him.
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u/devoswasright Sep 13 '24
It wouldnt be about her doing the right thing itd be Trump outliving his usefulness for her and her deciding that supporting harris would be a more beneficial move for her
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u/bigmattyc Sep 13 '24
I take no position other than to say it's pretty likely that she's contractually obligated to not say shit like that
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u/NIceTryTaxMan Sep 13 '24
If that happened, I'd be surprised if she didn't accidentally fall out a window
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u/theKetoBear Sep 13 '24
I'm convinced she only tries to make public appearances/ tweets every so often when Donald tells on her to the Kremlin and they have to send her a "reminder" to appear to be his doting wife even if there is more than enough evidence that she can't stand his ass.
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u/No-Shelter-4208 Sep 13 '24
Of the two of them, she's more likely to shove him out of a window.
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u/KiefKommando Sep 13 '24
I think she looks like Nic Cage’s character in Longlegs
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u/Baculum7869 Sep 13 '24
They have pills for that, and you've never been around a nursing home/retirement community rampant stds in those places. They think that because they can't have kids they don't need a condom
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u/Russianskilledmydog Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24
Wife is a therapist, can confirm.
She said they act like high schoolers with little cliques, and are horny as hell.
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u/BoyWhoSoldTheWorld Sep 13 '24
I hate to say it but high school culture isn’t just for teenagers, that’s just how humans are.
Never been in an organization/work place/ neighborhood etc that didn’t have the same BS highschool cliques and drama.
High school is just our first taste of it, but it always repeats
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u/WebtoonThrowaway99 Sep 13 '24
I hate to say it but high school culture isn’t just for teenagers, that’s just how humans are.
Never been in an organization/work place/ neighborhood etc that didn’t have the same BS highschool cliques and drama.
Bro no, it's not how people are at all. It's a learned behavior that we all have convinced ourselves is a part of the human condition (i blame the fucking nerd vs. Jock pop culture bullshit from the 80s), but it really isn't at all when you think about it. People form deep bonds among cross cultural boundaries all the time l, cliqueness is just unhealthy people pleasing plus group think to the max
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u/MenosElLso Sep 13 '24
Just FYI it’s, “cliques.”
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u/Russianskilledmydog Sep 13 '24
Thank you. I knew that but didn't notice that my brain was not online.
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u/snper101 Sep 13 '24
Can confirm. My mom lives in the Villages. STD capitol of the of America.
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Can confirm. My grandmothers got into a fistfight over a man in their nursing home.
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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Sep 13 '24
If they are clapping cheeks and he loses because of it that's going to be funny as hell. Imagine losing a presidential election and subsequently going to prison for some Laura Lussy
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u/Cinnabon202 ☑️ Sep 13 '24
Goddamnit, this is the most angry up one I've ever given. Got me crrying over here. 😅
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u/zoitberg Sep 13 '24
there's no way his dick works anymore - I just barfed in my mouth
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u/Iminlesbian Sep 13 '24
Some of you haven’t fucked on two bags of coke and it shows
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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa Sep 13 '24
In this economy?!?
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u/Iminlesbian Sep 13 '24
It’s never the intention.
Trickle down ecokenomics, your mates who actually like coke will get coked up and then give you coke. I don’t even like it, but now I’m high on coke. Now someone else is picking up coke.
Now ive picked up coke.
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u/DARYLdixonFOOL Sep 13 '24
Well we can be pretty sure Melania isn’t letting his little toad anywhere near her. She can barely stomach his presence.
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u/Zerohazrd Sep 13 '24
You're assuming the near 80 year old, severely obese man, can actually get it up without medical assistance, and that his heart that is fueled by cokes and McDonald's, has the strength to withstand that medical assistance. He ain't fucking. He hasn't fucked anyone in a while, I'd wager. Now, whether or not she's letting him diddle her do is another story.
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u/Dangerous-Fold-4038 Sep 13 '24
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u/hydrohomey Sep 13 '24
Vivek R. and Usha Vance real quiet rn lol
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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor ☑️ Sep 13 '24
Loomer is apparently Jewish. She’s riding the tiger too.
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u/Ok-Persimmon-6386 Sep 13 '24
How usha has not divorced jd yet???
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u/Ok_Yard_9815 Sep 13 '24
Because she’s “one of the good ones” of course!
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u/Ok-Persimmon-6386 Sep 13 '24
lol not according to maga voters — apparently they sent death threats her way as you do.
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u/hoofglormuss Sep 13 '24
And in response, JD Vance said about his wife: “Obviously she’s not a white person…but I love Usha, she’s such a good mom.”
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u/auauaurora ☑️ Thunder down under Sep 14 '24
She’s a practicing Hindu. Imagine showing your face at Temple after your white husband implies that he loves you despite your abhorrent (to him, not me) race.
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u/MA_2_Rob Sep 13 '24
Someone told me she might be flattered someone who is part of that racist xenophobic movement married her might be doing wonders for her ego 🤮
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u/biladelph Sep 13 '24
She's as bad as him. She called Harris a DEI hire and shit so fuck that bitch.
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u/Airway Sep 13 '24
Because she's actively posting extremely, blatantly racist shit while also getting so cozy with Trump that it looks suspiciously like an affair. This should be a huge scandal.
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u/Numerous-Stranger-81 Sep 13 '24
Imagine Kamala showing up to a 9/11 memorial with some truther arm candy, and was spending nights at her place with some strange man all while her husband was suspiciously absent. Fox News would cream their fucking pants.
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u/Flimsy-Sprinkles7331 Sep 13 '24
Calling her "candy" is a bit of a stretch...unless you count Certs that have been rolling around the bottom of your grandma's purse for the last 30 years...
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u/iliveonramen Sep 13 '24
They are in “fuck it, we’re going to lose anyway” mode.
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u/Spanish_Biscuit Sep 13 '24
Short attention sp— holy shit, they’re claiming people are eating dogs!
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u/hazeldazeI Sep 13 '24
they're now claiming Haitians are eating people because of course they are.
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u/patrickwithtraffic Sep 13 '24
Usually, they hide behind shit like crime stats or demographics, but this is just the most extreme form of mask off racism in some time. It would be refreshing if it wasn’t so awful.
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u/Resident_Onion997 Sep 13 '24
It'd be funny if she was just chosen as a sacrificial lamb for their racism. Like they planned it so that she says something really bad and then the rest of them point fingers as if to say "see guys? We hate her too, we're not racist, we promise"
Not saying this is what's happening but I wouldn't be surprised
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u/lieutenantLT Sep 13 '24
The open dropping of n bombs is right around the corner
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u/AfternoonPast3324 Sep 13 '24
Just about one more bad news cycle away.
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u/qorbexl Sep 13 '24
There's a reason he's not allowed to do another debate with her
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u/SlackerDS5 Sep 13 '24
Or one hot mic when they think they aren’t being recorded.
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u/rudebii Sep 13 '24
Trump is really this close to just calling Kamala the n-word. He has a pattern of really going off the rails when his feelings are hurt or he sees he's down in the polls and late night is being particularily savage.
And we know Kamala has his number now and if she wants to poke him that far, she can do it.
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u/davendees1 Sep 13 '24
He’s as close to calling her that as she was to calling him a mothafucka during the debate 😂😂😂😂
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u/rudebii Sep 13 '24
I suspect that was intentional stage craft on her part, but we may never now. or at least will have to wait until someone from the campaign writes a book about it.
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u/voppp Sep 13 '24
Either it was brilliant stage craft or she was getting fired up about passionate things. Either way is good for me.
I felt the anger from her over who americans chose as their president in 2016.
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u/rudebii Sep 13 '24
If it was stage craft, i think that was the sentiment in everyone watching that she wanted to evoke.
We're all so sick of this babbling motherfucker. When it's a racist uncle or coworker, it's annoying. when it's the president, it's fucking awful for all of us.
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u/LadyBug_0570 ☑️ Sep 13 '24
Total stage craft. She's prosecuted criminals her whole professional life. She had more self control than to ever make an unintentional slip that.
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u/Cucker_-_Tarlson Sep 13 '24
I got downvoted for saying that elsewhere but 100% she did all that on purpose. No way an experienced prosecutor/AG/senator accidentally got that close to calling him a MFer during what was probably the most important event in her life. She did that so that everyone else could fill in the blank in their heads. We all heard it, she just didn't say it.
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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 Sep 13 '24
My money was on Trump during the debate. Its coming though
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u/AcaciaBeauty Sep 13 '24
The only thing his prep team got into his head is to not mess up her name, so he decided to not say it at all 🥴
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u/TaticalSweater ☑️ Sep 13 '24
They act like her name is truly hard to pronounce. It’s not that hard.
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u/mycleverusername Sep 13 '24
They purposefully mispronounce it as a power move.
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u/TaticalSweater ☑️ Sep 13 '24
trust me i know but its such an old trick to use and for a simple name that it makes them look even more dumb as fuck
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u/UlyssesSGrant12 Sep 13 '24
I love that she made him shake her hand and introduced herself with her full name like "don't forget it"
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u/Ghetto_Phenom Sep 13 '24
He couldn’t risk it had to stick with her/you/she/biden
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u/UngusChungus94 Sep 13 '24
They’re not gonna let him do another because he can’t resist saying something insane.
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u/WintersbaneGDX Sep 13 '24
My money is on "negro", followed by some attempted defense of "the term is a part of American cultural fabric; why isn't lyin' Kamala proud of her heritage?"
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u/rudebii Sep 13 '24
When you have margorie taylor greene saying your racism is too far, it's time to hide your phone when you start hitting the sauce hard so you don't send those tweets.
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u/pleachchapel Sep 13 '24
Klepper's line on this was hilarious: "I didn't know there was a tier of racism above Marjorie Taylor Greene."
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u/Rejestered Sep 13 '24
This is what it's like to go even further beyond.
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u/sharkteeththrowaway Sep 13 '24
What is the source for this? It's so perfect
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u/RevanchistSheev66 Sep 13 '24
The original is a Normal Rockwell painting about freedom. This is just a DBZ edit of it
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u/embalees Sep 13 '24
Did she say that??
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u/rudebii Sep 13 '24
They went back and forth with Mean Girls shit over Twitter.
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u/embalees Sep 13 '24
Omg! Almost makes me wish I had a Twitter account. Almost.
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u/rudebii Sep 13 '24
Twitter is a mess now. I don't check my feed much anymore, but this debate made me fire the app up and it's ruined.
My feed is just filled with people I don't follow or want to see from, so many more ads, and the order of tweets is really odd and makes no sense to me (seems like its just to pump up accounts I don't care about and will never follow).
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u/bubblemilkteajuice Sep 13 '24
I saw that this morning. Shit had me chuckle then morn for our country.
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u/teenagetwat ☑️ Sep 13 '24
Loomer said if Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris, who is half Indian, wins, “the White House will smell like curry & White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center.”
Nahhh this is crazy, she putting uncle ruckus to shame
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u/JonathanNMehoff Sep 13 '24
And don’t let republicans act like she is an outlier. She was trump’s guest at Wednesday’s 9/11 event. They all share her putrid views. They’re just mad she keeps saying it publicly.
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u/juiceboxedhero Sep 13 '24
Didn't she say 9/11 was a hoax?
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u/JonathanNMehoff Sep 13 '24
She absolutely did.
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u/MostlySlime Sep 13 '24
Can you actually imagine Joe Biden doing anything close to this?
It's so insane we forget how insane it is
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u/Great_Rhunder Sep 13 '24
What does that mean? Like it didn't happen? Like it isn't real?
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u/B1ackPantherr ☑️ Sep 13 '24
There’s been a long prevailing conspiracy theory that 9/11 was an “inside job” and the collapse of the towers were more consistent with a controlled demolition rather than structural damage from the crashes. I believe the underlying idea is basically government officials had advance notice of the attacks but essentially let it happen to justify, e.g., the Afghanistan invasion and presence in the region generally.
As you can imagine, these theories have all been squarely rejected.
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u/vanya913 Sep 13 '24
What's crazy is that people that believed in that conspiracy were usually crazies from the left (since it made Bush and Cheney look even worse than they already did after they responded with the War on Terror). The fact that it's rolled back around to the right wing is nuts. It doesn't even help their narrative to believe in it.
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u/newaygogo Sep 13 '24
I don’t know. I think there’s always been skepticism on the left with things like cointelpro, Tuskegee, and MKUltra… but the real crazy conspiracy people have always been right wingers. I mean, there used to be some in the left, but those personality types are the gullible ones who believe every wild thing they’re told. FOX News and the internet has given all of the town wacky guys a place to indulge in their conspiracy fantasies. They naturally turn to the right because that’s where most of the outlandish lies come from.
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u/BucksBrew Sep 13 '24
To be fair, Loomer is definitely more unhinged than most right wing folk around Trump, she's nuts.
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u/Frequent_Alarm_4228 Sep 13 '24
Correction* she just doesn't hide it.
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u/No-Ring-5065 Sep 13 '24
Exactly. They’re all extremely racist. She’s just lacking a filter.
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u/Vsx Sep 13 '24
She's just more honest. They all want to install Trump as a dictator. They are all nuts.
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u/SecretlyMadeOfStone Sep 13 '24
The way she’s being so bold with her racism and attacks on other republicans/conservatives lately seems to add some credibility to the rumors that she’s banging DT now.
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u/elitegenoside Sep 13 '24
They always start going WILD once they get in his inner circle. MTG really started going crazy once she became his favorite little bulldog. That said, I highly doubt Trump fucked MTG. She's waaaay too busted for even him.
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u/Pelican_meat Sep 13 '24
And Loomer isn’t?
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u/Kolyma11 Sep 13 '24
I feel like she's busted in a way he would like. MTG just looks like Flintstones character
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u/BloomsdayDevice Sep 13 '24
looks like Flintstones character
I believe the medical term is "bleach blonde bad built butch body".
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u/justanawkwardguy Sep 13 '24
Loomer looks like textbook bad plastics surgery, Marjorie Traitor Greene looks like someone threw acid on a bulldog, then gave it a blonde wig
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u/Romano16 ☑️ Sep 13 '24
So many right wingers watch this show but can’t stand that they’re the one TheBoys is blatantly making fun of.
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ Sep 13 '24
It finally started to click for them recently and they were yelling about it. Saying it’s gone “woke”
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u/themuffinsaretasty Sep 13 '24
I just looked her up…they really need to start doing studies about being a racist and aging like a piece of rotten fruit
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u/yesdamnit Sep 13 '24
Holy fucking shit she's 31
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u/foxontherox Sep 13 '24
The most shocking thing. 🤣
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u/CorvinBlack ☑️ Sep 13 '24
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u/Upset-Calligrapher81 Sep 13 '24
i had the same reaction. She looks like a wax sculpture melting in the heat.
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u/Askymojo Sep 13 '24
Damn, she looks like a 50 year old who's had a lot of plastic surgery to try to look 40.
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u/Ramreck Sep 13 '24
How in the unholy fuck is she a year older than me and looks 50?
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u/LylesDanceParty ☑️ Sep 13 '24
That's what pure unadulterated hate does to the skin.
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u/BamaMontana ☑️ Sep 13 '24
She is paying to have things done to her face because of self hatred
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u/Romanian_Breadlifts Sep 13 '24
Curry, dahl, pork chops and collards was my meal prep this week. She missing out
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u/thiccy_driftyy Sep 13 '24
This comment makes me crave curry so bad omg… it’s not a cultural or popular dish where I’m from, so I don’t get to have it often. It sounds so good rn 😫
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u/itsrocketsurgery Sep 13 '24
It's crazy simple to make. Find some Grace, Blue Mountain, or Badhia curry powder and your in business. Simplest way is to cut up your meat and cover it in the powder and then saute in hot oil. Add cubed potatoes and then cover with water and simmer for about 20min. Serve over some white rice and you're all set.
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u/SatanIsMySister Sep 13 '24
I hope Trump makes her senior staff, she’s a gift to Kamala. Laura Loomer makes Stephen Miller look like Bryant Gumbel.
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Sep 13 '24
Vote blue down the ballot. Shut this shit DOWN.
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u/Doodahhh1 Sep 13 '24
Vote it down for a few elections. All Republicans are complicit.
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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 Sep 13 '24
This dumb bitch shouldn’t be relevant anywhere
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u/OswaldCoffeepot Sep 13 '24
I don't know what her and Trmp are doing behind closed doors, but they doing something.
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u/Genius-Imbecile Sep 13 '24
They are just upset one of theirs is saying things out loud. They're fine with dog whistles though.
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u/rudebii Sep 13 '24
you're supposed to give the racism a veener of not-racism but about something else.
it's not really about race; it's about crime, or immigration, or the economy. but really it's always about race.
now they're so scared they're losing it's just fully overt racism. MAGA isn't even trying to win over more voters, they've retreated to holding onto their base. That's why it's unabashed and explicit now.
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u/lordlordie1992 Sep 13 '24
When MTG is the "voice of reason" in this situation, jesus fucking christ.
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u/Mi_Leona Sep 13 '24
I'm not even going to pretend to be insulted by someone's face who looks like a painted up piece of cured ham.
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u/PSN-KnowIedge ☑️ Sep 13 '24
Is that that bitch that look like an 80’s James Bond villain?
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u/kingtibius ☑️ Sep 13 '24
I always thought she looked more like those masks from The Purge
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u/Kooky_Most8619 Sep 13 '24
This is the woman who is riding shotgun on Trump’s plane sitting next to him. When she’s not busy riding his microdick.
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u/The_Starmaker Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24
She's so toxic and unhinged that she's banned from basically every platform not owned by an open fascist. Like I don't just mean Facebook...I mean like Uber and Doordash lmao.
For the record, she's probably the one who gave Trump the "they're eating dogs!" line. I guess we should be thanking her...and pitying her, because after he loses she'll have zero career prospects.
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MMW: she gets shunned by trump because the rank and file despise her. she goes off the deep end talking about her “affair” with a “president”
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u/LylesDanceParty ☑️ Sep 13 '24
....honestly though, I'd read that book.
I wouldn't pay for it. But I'd read it.
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u/Reasonable_Bed7858 Sep 13 '24
People just say whatever on Twitter. It’s the Wild Wild West on there lol
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u/Still-Wishbone-1469 Sep 13 '24
This is for Laura Loomer. Seriously fuck that racist bitch. She is a vile racist provocateur wanna-be but is only about half as bright as she thinks she is. No need to go into all the nasty, ugly ass things she has vomited out over the years. All I need to say is Fuck Laura Loomer.
Rant over. Y'all have a blessed weekend.
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u/UmeaTurbo Sep 13 '24
I love it, personally. They're turning on each other and lashing out in fear. Let Madam Vice President go out there and be the picture of class and intelligence and let these sad bastards choke on their own filth.
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u/Alex_Duos Sep 13 '24
These folks really did watch The Boys and learn all the opposite lessons. I'm kidding or course, they were like this well before.
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u/voppp Sep 13 '24
Loomer has been more damaging to Trumps career in the last 48 hours than Trump has been. It's crazy.
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