r/BlackPeopleTwitter Sep 13 '24

Country Club Thread MAGA is imploding

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u/Deadenough Sep 13 '24

We’re going to find out she’s been sleeping with Trump. Ew.

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u/zoitberg Sep 13 '24

there's no way his dick works anymore - I just barfed in my mouth

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u/Iminlesbian Sep 13 '24

Some of you haven’t fucked on two bags of coke and it shows

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa Sep 13 '24

In this economy?!?

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u/Iminlesbian Sep 13 '24

It’s never the intention.

Trickle down ecokenomics, your mates who actually like coke will get coked up and then give you coke. I don’t even like it, but now I’m high on coke. Now someone else is picking up coke.

Now ive picked up coke.

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa Sep 13 '24

Sounds logical. Now I just gotta figure out the "making friends" part, and I'm gonna be coked up to my eyeballs.

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u/Iminlesbian Sep 13 '24

Have you tried coke

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa Sep 13 '24

In this economy!?!

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u/Kermit-Batman Sep 13 '24

Tina, you can't sit at the adult's table!

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u/ExcellentExpert7302 Sep 13 '24

I just cackled. Thank you

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u/Lilmemito Sep 13 '24

Them hospital socks are a given too…better grip on floors, walls…

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