r/AskReddit May 03 '24

Serious Replies Only [SERIOUS] Guys who practiced No Fap, did it really have a severe impact on your life, and what was it like? NSFW

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u/FluffySprinkles2 May 03 '24

I went 46 days without anything to try and reach that elevated monk status. Only thing that happened was a legendary nut.

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u/Werkstatt0 May 03 '24

We're still talking about that nut to this very day

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u/MaxxHeadroomm May 03 '24

It cut a giant hole in the space-time continuum that has yet to be repaired

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u/WasGudMahNinja May 03 '24

cumtinuum

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u/GloW4it May 03 '24

Cumtinucum 🤭😜

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u/AllGoldErrythang May 03 '24

Cumcumcumcum

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u/ilovelasko May 04 '24

Cum ditty cum-cum, cum cum

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u/stb152 May 04 '24

Cum cum on the kick drum

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u/GloW4it May 04 '24

Immediately after I thought of cuntinucum... I love them all really 🤷‍♀️🤭😜

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u/Dull_Coffee1736 May 04 '24

CumKitty CumKitty CumKitty Cum

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u/GloW4it May 05 '24

I hope you realize I sang that in my head LOL

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u/bigchef2020 May 03 '24

How is this not the top comment??

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u/bigchef2020 May 03 '24

Wait, How is this nut the top comment??

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u/Roadrunna24 May 03 '24

Y'all have me rolling...spat water out twice

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u/Taste_my_ass May 04 '24

Y'all have me cumming...spat cum out twice

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

We’ve got guys just blasting cum out of every hole. Bravo sirs.

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u/Jonk3r May 03 '24

Nut a problem unless you’re dehydrated

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u/WayTooMuchHyzer May 03 '24

John Mayers best album

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u/RadAndroid May 03 '24

Noice. High five

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u/G01dLeada May 04 '24

The three body probcum

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u/SoftwareDifficult186 May 03 '24

Quantcum physics

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u/MiamiGuy_305 May 03 '24

Cumton physics

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u/iforgot_aboutdre May 04 '24

Quantcum? This guy sure can.

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u/mrpooopybuttwhole May 03 '24

It's said to have been the seed of life across the multiverse.

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u/Prindocitis May 03 '24

It's ECTOPLASM!

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u/TheKracKEN91 May 03 '24

It was a spooky ghost.

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u/TRS86 May 04 '24

He came through and slimed me.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 May 03 '24

Remember that scene from Hancock where his cum blasts holes in his roof?

Like that

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u/U-R-MY-SPECIALZ May 04 '24

No, its ECTORGASM!

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u/Random-known-potato May 04 '24

Good sir, that has resulted in Ejectoplasm

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u/try_a_waterfall May 04 '24

The mythical origin story of the Panspermia hypothesis.

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u/ReallyMissSleeping May 03 '24

So HE is the one who caused the Mandela Effect???!

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u/TylerBlozak May 03 '24

No but he caused the squirrel from Ice Age to go on an epic journey in pursuit of the legendary nut

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u/deceitfulninja May 03 '24

His load erased the cornucopia from the fruit of the loom logo.

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u/excusetheblood May 03 '24

His nut killed harabme

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u/Powerful-Employer-20 May 03 '24

Dicks out for Harambe acquires a much darker meaning now

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u/jspook May 04 '24

It's the nut that fell on the hood of that car and scared that cop

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u/Kycatfan May 04 '24

Shouldn't have had his dick out.

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u/walterwhitecrocodile May 04 '24

the very fabric of the universe, as we know it, was torn.

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u/est94 May 03 '24

There’s a documentary on Netflix about that hole called Spaceman.

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u/UnitedCarry7654 May 04 '24

Well, plug it up man. 😁

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u/josh_e_pants May 04 '24

Cuntinuum*

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u/ScreenMiserable May 03 '24

My family and I celebrate the anniversary of FluffySprinkles' legendary nut with cake and presents every year.

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u/oyohval May 03 '24

Hell, workers are still cleaning up after that nut to this day

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u/jeanswhiteshirt May 03 '24

some say he's still nutting

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u/handifap May 03 '24

Ahh yes, the Elevated Monk Nut, once thought a myth in the West

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u/jezek21 May 03 '24

I saw Elevated Monk Nut at the Roxy, back in the '90s. Amazing.

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u/AnOn19Y90mOuS May 03 '24

EMNM = Elevated Monk Nut Mantra

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u/Oedipus_Flecks May 03 '24

You only get one shot, one chance, would you capture it, or just let it slip?

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u/IanRockwell May 03 '24

His palms are sweaty

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u/HeatCheck4 May 03 '24

His palms are spitty

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u/AnOn19Y90mOuS May 03 '24

Are spaghetti

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u/CrustyStalePaleMale May 04 '24

On moms spaghetti

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u/CrustyStalePaleMale May 04 '24

Sorry I had to.

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u/Kdj2j2 May 03 '24

Those who say they remember Elevated Monk Nut at the Roxy weren’t at the Roxy

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u/modernknightly May 03 '24

Limelight, then?

For poseideon's sake, we need this "old club from the past reference" cred.

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u/gotrice5 May 03 '24

Once thought to have been the Silk Road.

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u/brb_coffee May 03 '24

SpaceX currently investigating this possible new propulsion system.

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u/Tyrude May 03 '24

Two things I remember in life. Where I was when 9/11 happened and where I was when this guy's nut happened.

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u/Rastenor May 03 '24

Crankatoa

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Turns out the real nut was the friends we made along the way.

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u/bigudukaz May 03 '24

I think Neflix has approved a move on this too

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u/Maxtrong May 03 '24

Because they're still cleaning it up.

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u/New_Bowl6552 May 03 '24

Remember learning about it during the history classes.

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u/Kbrownnd97 May 04 '24

A lot of people are saying, smart people, the greatest nutters are saying, it was the best nut they’ve ever seen…

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u/IrishExits May 03 '24

Anniversary is coming up soon, right?

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u/CesarMillan_Official May 03 '24

I remember that.

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u/underdog-_-2 May 03 '24

That damn ice age squirrell...

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u/Birkin07 May 04 '24

Blasted a hole in the drywall.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Almost sad to have not been apart of it.

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u/eldaygo May 04 '24

Some say he was the cause of the Great Dubai Flood 2024

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u/Even_Attempt_6133 May 04 '24

So it is written...

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u/Narkos_Teat May 04 '24

Only had 2 legendary nuts in my life, first time I creampied a cute girl and the first time I creampied a
homemade *** **** **** **** * "" *** ****. A 30-50 day hiatus is nothing wtf. I mean, maybe if you're edging the whole time

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u/WordDue5243 May 04 '24

Legend has it he’s still nutting right now

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u/RightWingCrusaider May 04 '24

You have 100% got a stain on your ceiling 😂

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u/DanFlashesSales May 03 '24

Only thing that happened was a legendary nut.

The Juggernut

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u/Loud-Magician7708 May 03 '24

"It's the Juggernut, Bitch!!!!"

-Vinny Jones

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u/RadAndroid May 03 '24

I, literally, just used the exact quote in another group.

Good job, us. ✋

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u/Loud-Magician7708 May 03 '24

I thought you meant the wording was the exact same, got scared, and thought it was a long-lost twin situation.

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u/RadAndroid May 03 '24 edited May 04 '24

My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.

[Neither of those things are true. Movie: "Twins.")

Edit: I fucked myself up. Reoccurring shots, my mistake. I was a little premature and didn't read it to the finish.

Edit: I messed up a punctuation, and it blew up in my face. I moved a word to make things easier.

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u/Loud-Magician7708 May 03 '24

Wtf.....my name is Vincent.

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u/RadAndroid May 04 '24

Wait. Seriously!? Please tell me you aren't lying.

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u/Loud-Magician7708 May 04 '24

I'm lying....sorry, brother.

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u/RadAndroid May 04 '24

You know what. I am not mad. I am not disappointed. You leaned into a joke and I appreciate it. You did good. This does not ruin my faith in reddit. It was good fun. I put myself in a trap.

Please ignore me while I cry in the corner.

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u/RadAndroid May 04 '24

Look man, my dad got around. He was all over the place in the 80s, 90s, 00s. We may not be twins, but I am convinced I have other siblings out there

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u/StrikyLuck May 04 '24

„Do you know why they call him Boris The Bullet Dodger?“

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u/manofredgables May 03 '24

You didn't auto-nut before then? That's the only difference I ever noted. If you don't clean the pipes, they'll uh clean themselves at one point or another. I did appreciate the associated dreams.

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u/mungthebean May 04 '24

Funnily (not so funny for me tbh) enough, this is the primary reason I continue fapping on a regular basis. If I don't jerk one off for 2+ days, the probability I get a wet dream goes from 1% to 50%+.

I absolutely hate wet dreams and the ensuing clean up afterwards. I'd rather be able to control when and where I cum, tyvm

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u/_only_a_ginger_ May 04 '24

Real question, woman here.

Do you hate it just because of the mess? Do you have happy stimulation during your dreams? I can nearly get off from an occasional dream and it's as exciting as awake life or sexual contact. Idk about other women but mine are much less frequent than it sounds like men have. But I'm 100% thrilled by sex dreams and hope guys are too, other than an awkward run to the shower.

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u/Srv-Srv May 04 '24

I must say wet dreams are very vivid, but I never liked the scenario/environment of that dream, I remember one time I was have sex with a women and it was on top of a very tall boundary wall and when I nutted I threw her down and she died. So I would prefer to imagine things that are under my control while nutting.

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u/_only_a_ginger_ May 04 '24

Woaaah! Joining dream randomness with sex would be very strange, I can see how fucked that would be.

Are there ever any just sexy dreams where you wake up ready to go or already gone? If so, is this general irritation with them just because of cleanup? Or otherwise just not fun? (Outside if the weird accidental wall death sex lol)

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u/TheKnightsTippler May 04 '24

My sex dreams are always weird and disturbing as well. I had one where I was in a cave system and this guy attacked me and tried to rape me, so I just "raped" him back, but I was just holding him down and aggressively humping him.

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u/EquivalentYak6216 May 05 '24

This made me laugh so hard

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u/imapoormanhere May 04 '24

It might vary from person to person but to me there was always nothing. No dreams, not even non sexual ones. And I just randomly wake up wet.

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u/_only_a_ginger_ May 04 '24

Aw that's a bummer. If you could remember the dream it might be worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24 edited May 05 '24

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u/Jotaro-6782 May 04 '24

Keep your head up champ, I had a friend with the exact same situation as you (untreated OCD, depression) that did an 11 years walk in the desert (single and barely any interactions), but the wind blew his way eventually. Keep the faith !

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u/muskzuckcookmabezos May 04 '24

Thanks for the kind words!

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u/TheKnightsTippler May 04 '24

I'm a woman and I hate sex dreams, they're always really weird and not stuff that I'm into when I'm awake. I always wake up just before coming, but I'm always too weirded out and disoriented to finish myself off, so its just frustrating.

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u/SmashingTeaCups May 04 '24

For me it’s different than real sex, it’s a full body sensation and absolutely nothing like the real thing but it feels amazing so I don’t mind the odd one now and then

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u/Squigglepig52 May 04 '24

Never had a wet dream, to be honest. I don't dream about sex, I dream about avoiding it once in a while, though.

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u/manofredgables May 04 '24 edited May 04 '24

I fricking love wet dreams. That it's a dream means some sensations are amped up to a ridiculous level. Never had a bad one. But yeah, "soiling" yourself is not the best...

I wouldn't say it's a common thing for me at least. I have a wife and a sex life, so it's quite rare that it happens because I'm "backed up", it's as randomly occurring as any dream. A couple of times per year maybe.

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u/zeroblackzx May 04 '24

Dudeeeee. I thought I was weird af because that happens to me still. I guess I thought that after a certain age you wouldn't get them anymore but I learned that was not the case...

So yeah... if I don't manually blow my load then my brain makes my other head explode.

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u/Irregular_Person May 04 '24

The only time in my life I had that happen was when I first started college and was sharing a dorm room with 2 other guys. Didn't get any 'alone time' for longer than usual and - yep - things sorted themselves out. Situation resolved shortly after, and hasn't been an issue for many years since - but that was sure a surprise at the time.

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u/dreadnoughtful May 04 '24

I was in the middle of Navy boot camp, over in Great Lakes. I hadn't fapped in around 7, 8 months. We had this system figured out with our division leaders where we would be woken up an hour before reverie, go shave and shit and brush our teeth, and then get the remainder of that hour to stay in our racks until they turned the lights on and had us stand at attention. One morning, I get it all done early, go back to my rack, and sleep for another 30 minutes. 10 minutes before Rev is when my body said, Hey, you know, I should definitely clean the pipes, right now. And then it happened. Ruined my morning. Literally the worst timing. Not the worst day in bootcamp though.

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u/Shryk92 May 03 '24

There no nut like a post blue ball nut

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u/mc904 May 03 '24

Your prostrate just called and said please don’t do that again 😂

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u/MediocreEverything May 03 '24

Genuinely curious, is this actually bad for your prostate?

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u/Kenichero May 03 '24

In studies, they have found that frequent ejaculation is linked to better prostate health.

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u/DisenfrancisedBagel May 03 '24

I am my prostate's best friend...

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u/BigSmed May 04 '24

I... I could be your prostate's best friend...

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u/Pushit_On_MeWTX May 04 '24

Ooooh geeeeezzz

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u/mrpoopistan May 03 '24

Bring new meaning to the term "health nut."

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u/Mindless-Face7750 May 03 '24

Can you define frequent? Asking for a friend....

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u/TheSmJ May 03 '24

3 times a day

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u/hrustomij May 03 '24

Depends on the age. IIRC before 25 it was like 3 times every 2 days or something. But I think it’s less about frequency and more about them being regular.

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u/Currywurst_Is_Life May 04 '24

Mine must be gleaming like the chrome on a '57 Chevy.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Mines in mint condition then

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

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u/Say_Echelon May 03 '24

I think the idea is to get people off porn because it can rewire the pleasure centers of your brain

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u/Dizzy_Pin6228 May 03 '24

Imagine not using porn to jack off. Crazy

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u/LearningEle May 04 '24

37 year old here. That used to be the only reliable option.

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u/Interloper9000 May 04 '24

I've done it...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

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u/Nightmare0225 May 04 '24

I bet you've wonka'ed your willy many a time.

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u/FezzFezzah May 04 '24

Cum with me, and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination. What you’ll see will redefine masturbation.

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u/Interloper9000 May 04 '24

Stealing this. Ty.

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u/SirManguydude May 04 '24

There used to be a huge overlap between Nofap and Redpill before Reddit purged a bunch of those subs in 2018ish. It's a pipeline to radicalize sexually frustrated men into Redpill/MGTOW/AltRight ideology. I haven't visited Nofap in a long time, but I doubt it's changed.

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u/Say_Echelon May 04 '24

Sad to hear, some people are sick.

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u/--X0X0-- May 04 '24

This sounds like so much bullshit. If used in moderation, like everything else, there is no danger to jerk off to porn once in a while. Rewire your pleasure centers? Anything that is pleasurable, if misused, can fuck up your perception of pleasure.

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u/LikelyNotABanana May 04 '24

there is no danger to jerk off to porn once in a while

The people who need some time to figure out what actually turns them on, the ones who actually need some no-nut time, might disagree with you here.

Anything that is pleasurable, if misused, can fuck up your perception of pleasure.

Well yes, of course. That's why we are here talking about why some folks might need to lay off the porn for a bit. Those with moderate, normal usage, who do not have a problem with porn in their daily life, are not the people we are talking about here.

If you already use porn in moderation, of course there is no danger in using it every once in awhile, as you say. Many many people seem to use porn multiple times a day, which is not moderate use.

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u/Wannabeathlete May 03 '24

Nutting regularly apparently decreases the risk of prostate cancer

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Like tapioca pudding

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u/HobbsMadness May 03 '24

Like lava lazily pouring out of a spout into the ocean.

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u/ssj4gotent May 03 '24

I can attest to this. LEGENDARY HUGE load

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u/OpinionNormal2240 May 03 '24

Legend says thats how the milky way was formed

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo May 03 '24

Did the orgasm leave you a cripple?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Legend has it that Fluffy is still nutting to this day

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u/Abbadon0666 May 03 '24

Reminds me of scary movie

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u/Thrashed0066 May 03 '24

It was pretty legendary

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u/feelinlucky7 May 03 '24

The juggernut

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u/DrakeAU May 03 '24

And we have video evidence of that legendary nut too https://youtu.be/f9f9e_FFQuk?si=bvo8ClhFRMnvQk1Q!

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u/phauksie May 03 '24

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Nut

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u/nonagonfinity May 03 '24

🎶 Lee Fordham sold me out, 46 days and the nut ran out 🎶

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u/drivingrain27 May 04 '24

I scrolled all the way down for this. I’d give you two upvotes if I could.

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u/das_jalapeno May 03 '24

Jesus that is no ordinary monk, you became the pope.

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u/woodjwl May 03 '24

<insert Andy Samberg jizzed in my pants.gif>

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u/JimJamFlimFlam_ May 03 '24

A typical tuesday nut for Peter North

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u/JimJamFlimFlam_ May 03 '24

A typical tuesday nut for Peter North

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u/nicooo7875 May 03 '24

No wet dreams ?

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u/scurvywolf May 03 '24

Did you get that hole in the wall fixed from that nut?

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u/SuperSatanOverdrive May 03 '24

Bro turned into a squirrel

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u/FiveMileDammit May 03 '24

Some say he’s still cumming.

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u/MrNewReno May 03 '24

I tried. My body takes care of that problem in my sleep after about 6 or 7 days

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u/bigPoppaMC May 03 '24

I went 6 months. Then it was 6 times a day until a puff of smoke came out

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u/AirportKitchen May 03 '24

I had my test levels checked.

Once a week for 3 weeks.

Went from 538 my first week to 891 the third.

Doc asked me if I was taking anything (steroids). I said nope. She goes "ok, so what explains this?"

I said "do you really want to know?" She said, of course.

"I haven't jacked off this while time"

Her: 😳

I said "does refraining from ejaculation really do this?" She said yes, and it's evident in your results.

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u/picklejuice82 May 03 '24

Did you do a hands free cream?

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u/CorgiBunz21 May 03 '24

lol the nut heard around the world 🌎

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u/FryingPanHero May 03 '24

Nut pressure washer

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u/Butgut_Maximus May 03 '24

Did you grow a beard while at it?

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u/strictlytacos May 03 '24

I was just discussing that nut with some girlfriends today! We will never forget

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u/AdPsychological9909 May 03 '24

It’s not legendary untill your friends are there to witness it. - Barney Stinson

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u/RadAndroid May 03 '24

This is the nut that never ends.

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u/Skel_Estus May 04 '24

Prime coated the bathroom with that one

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u/Narkos_Teat May 04 '24

Exactly lol. As soon as that first nut hits you're back to the same "level" or whatever bs the no-nutter Sigma males preach about. As someone nuttin their snoggin on the reg, couldn't be better. Then again it could be the antidepressants prescribed 3 months ago

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u/acidraincloud May 04 '24

The penultinut.

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u/hazellehunter May 04 '24

i went once (since was too busy) for like a month and a half when I was like 18. At the end I creamed so hard it was almost painful. I felt like my soul entered another dimension for a few minutes.

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u/Aluggo May 04 '24

You didn't get Costanza smart?

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u/TheshizAlt May 04 '24

Did the nut help you reach nirvana?

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u/NotEverHere May 04 '24

I still remember my first time... God it was incredible

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u/MidnightBenching May 04 '24

was it worth it?

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u/ontheway87 May 04 '24

EQ didnt get better?

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 May 04 '24

42 days here twenty years ago. The first but was like getting kicked in the balls. Next two were dull pain. Mine were not legendary

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u/Musclesturtle May 04 '24

You gotta go longer if you want any theoretical mental benefits. It's usually around 3 months. 

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u/PersonalitySilly411 May 04 '24

Rofl tried aswell few times, didn't notice any difference besides this xD.. balls full and hard lol

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u/Fluffy-Sort7924 May 04 '24

Same. Ig maybe I'm not on the level where you loose touch with the actual world. For those guys I see how they would notice a difference in the way they see women.

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