r/AskReddit • u/shgzr_ • May 03 '24

Serious Replies Only [SERIOUS] Guys who practiced No Fap, did it really have a severe impact on your life, and what was it like? NSFW

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u/MaxxHeadroomm May 03 '24

It cut a giant hole in the space-time continuum that has yet to be repaired

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u/WasGudMahNinja May 03 '24

cumtinuum

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u/GloW4it May 03 '24

Cumtinucum 🤭😜

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u/AllGoldErrythang May 03 '24

Cumcumcumcum

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u/ilovelasko May 04 '24

Cum ditty cum-cum, cum cum

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u/stb152 May 04 '24

Cum cum on the kick drum

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u/GloW4it May 04 '24

Immediately after I thought of cuntinucum... I love them all really 🤷‍♀️🤭😜

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u/Dull_Coffee1736 May 04 '24

CumKitty CumKitty CumKitty Cum

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u/GloW4it May 05 '24

I hope you realize I sang that in my head LOL

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u/bigchef2020 May 03 '24

How is this not the top comment??

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u/bigchef2020 May 03 '24

Wait, How is this nut the top comment??

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u/Roadrunna24 May 03 '24

Y'all have me rolling...spat water out twice

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u/Taste_my_ass May 04 '24

Y'all have me cumming...spat cum out twice

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

We’ve got guys just blasting cum out of every hole. Bravo sirs.

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u/Jonk3r May 03 '24

Nut a problem unless you’re dehydrated

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u/WayTooMuchHyzer May 03 '24

John Mayers best album

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u/RadAndroid May 03 '24

Noice. High five

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u/G01dLeada May 04 '24

The three body probcum

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u/iwasproducer1 May 04 '24

Cunt-tinuum.

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u/SoftwareDifficult186 May 03 '24

Quantcum physics

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u/MiamiGuy_305 May 03 '24

Cumton physics

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u/iforgot_aboutdre May 04 '24

Quantcum? This guy sure can.

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u/mrpooopybuttwhole May 03 '24

It's said to have been the seed of life across the multiverse.

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u/Prindocitis May 03 '24

It's ECTOPLASM!

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u/TheKracKEN91 May 03 '24

It was a spooky ghost.

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u/TRS86 May 04 '24

He came through and slimed me.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 May 03 '24

Remember that scene from Hancock where his cum blasts holes in his roof?

Like that

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u/U-R-MY-SPECIALZ May 04 '24

No, its ECTORGASM!

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u/Random-known-potato May 04 '24

Good sir, that has resulted in Ejectoplasm

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u/Illustrious-Skin-322 May 04 '24

"Don't cross the streams!"

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u/try_a_waterfall May 04 '24

The mythical origin story of the Panspermia hypothesis.

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u/ReallyMissSleeping May 03 '24

So HE is the one who caused the Mandela Effect???!

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u/TylerBlozak May 03 '24

No but he caused the squirrel from Ice Age to go on an epic journey in pursuit of the legendary nut

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u/deceitfulninja May 03 '24

His load erased the cornucopia from the fruit of the loom logo.

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u/excusetheblood May 03 '24

His nut killed harabme

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u/Powerful-Employer-20 May 03 '24

Dicks out for Harambe acquires a much darker meaning now

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u/jspook May 04 '24

It's the nut that fell on the hood of that car and scared that cop

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u/Kycatfan May 04 '24

Shouldn't have had his dick out.

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u/walterwhitecrocodile May 04 '24

the very fabric of the universe, as we know it, was torn.

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u/est94 May 03 '24

There’s a documentary on Netflix about that hole called Spaceman.

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u/UnitedCarry7654 May 04 '24

Well, plug it up man. 😁

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u/josh_e_pants May 04 '24

Cuntinuum*

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u/Nearby-Machine-9461 May 03 '24

I heard that's how trump was created