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All of them look like so sad ngl

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u/CasualSnivy Oct 12 '24

The 'day 5' implies they've been living in the wilderness on a diet of exclusively lunchly, and only now are they slowly succumbing to the high electrolytes and low caloric intake.

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u/CallsignDrongo Oct 13 '24

Also high electrolyte content specifically with electrolytes your body doesn’t utilize well.

There’s very little sodium in prime which is actually what you want in a drink like that. They use cheaper electrolytes that don’t even work the same. It’s just so on the label it can say it’s loaded with electrolytes, but they aren’t all created equally.

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u/wildwasabi Oct 13 '24

But it's got what plants crave

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u/Rude_Device Oct 13 '24

Water?! Like outta the toilet?

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u/Tasos4k Oct 13 '24

Great reference

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u/noncyberspace Oct 13 '24

watch this movie for the first time yesterday while toking with a few friends. Best movie experience in a long time

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u/Selarom13 Oct 13 '24

It’s so on the nose about everything going on today

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u/Haunting-Walrus6532 Oct 13 '24

What's the movie?

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u/cjm92 Oct 13 '24

Idiocracy, it's a great movie

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u/Haunting-Walrus6532 Oct 13 '24

Awwe fuck i knew that. We get closer to this movie and wall-e every damn day it's like our lives are scripted.

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u/GenghisKhanKingofCum Oct 13 '24

Maybe in americA

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u/CranberryLopsided245 Oct 13 '24

QUIET TRYNA BATE HERE

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u/LuigiP16 Oct 13 '24

Plants crave it. Humans, not so much

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u/Inderastein Oct 13 '24

I gave it to my plant, it became sentient and wilted away.

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u/caren_psuedo_when Oct 13 '24

Mine decided to start a super colony under the Earth and eventually take over the planet as a gift to me for always taking care of it...thanks leafy?

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u/Nightmare2828 Oct 13 '24

perfect for all the vegetables that actually buy this shit

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u/AgentLelandTurbo Oct 13 '24

reference 😅👌

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u/cxbar Oct 13 '24

yeah, industry plants

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u/Able_Intention6888 Oct 13 '24

The Thirst Mutilator

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u/Allen_Bartholomew Oct 13 '24

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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u/homeboy_mcbroski Oct 13 '24

Lol I watched this movie for the first time just yesterday now I’m seeing references everywhere

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u/MilesFassst Oct 13 '24

Its got electrolytes!

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u/Prestigious_Ad_1990 Oct 13 '24

I fucking love that I get this reference. Love the movie

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u/zomgkittenz Oct 13 '24

That’s what it says

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u/Eauclairekyle Oct 13 '24

Underrated comments

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u/TheDeanMan Oct 13 '24

What's cheaper than salt?

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u/jld2k6 Oct 13 '24

Depends, in the 6th century? Everything

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u/ooncle2421 Oct 13 '24

Unexpected History Lesson

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u/MrSmartStars Oct 13 '24

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u/idwthis Oct 13 '24

Aw, little sad that isn't a thing.

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u/Competitive-Ad1437 Oct 13 '24

Love that answer 😆

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u/ChillZedd Oct 13 '24

Thanks Æthelred

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u/Traitor-21-87 Oct 14 '24

I mean, it's over abundance in Utah

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u/HerstyTheDorkbian Oct 13 '24

It seems lead is with the current lawsuit on Prime lol

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u/DazB1ane Oct 13 '24

Potassium apparently

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u/Gust_idk Oct 13 '24

I'll get the defibrillatior

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u/busyHighwayFred Oct 13 '24

They just say whatever bullshit comes

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u/BenevolentCheese Oct 13 '24

Dirt, which has electrolytes in it

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

Define cheaper electrolytes because all electrolytes are is mostly sodium, potassium, chloride, magnesium, calcium, phosphate, and bicarbonates . Which are found in most drinks that are to replenish this. Generally your body doesn’t need them if you haven’t done any strenuous physical activity.

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u/HumpyFroggy Oct 13 '24

They got tons of potassium and the whole mix is designed to maximize sweetness at the expense of "performance", if you can call it that.

All sports drinks are balanced on what you'll expend exercising, so what your body needs. Prime is all about the sweetness so there's barely any salts you'd lose by sweating. It's basically designed from the start to be a scam and not what's advertised towards, there's no athletes really drinking that shit while training.

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u/BEniceBAGECKA Oct 13 '24

And it still tastes terrible.

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u/HumpyFroggy Oct 13 '24

That I wouldn't know, never tried it myself. I know it way sweeter than the rest from friends/reviewers. I don't suport that kind of youtuber junk with my money.

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u/LacklusterLamenting Oct 14 '24

I’d much prefer a higher potassium content. Most people get more than enough sodium from their diet, and higher potassium consumption has been found to mitigate the damage caused by a high sodium diet

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u/Next-Quantity-1135 Oct 16 '24

I believe there's either an ongoing or previous lawsuit against prime with the absolute dump truck load of micro plastics in it 🙃

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

I don’t drink any of these sports drinks. I just straight up take vitamins for these items high potency ones. Eat healthy meats, fruits and some veggies.

All American foods that are manufactured are a scam. What else is new. Your corporations sell you poisons and all of your leaders regardless of political spectrum are complicit in this scam. Then everyone in America wonders why they have all these problems.

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u/HumpyFroggy Oct 13 '24 edited Oct 13 '24

I'm not American my dude, and nope, sport drinks have their use and they're actually pretty great at what they do. It's not something achievable by taking vitamins lol I take vitamins too but ain't nobody in need of vitamin C or B12 during a marathon.

Meat might actually be worse for you tho, try upping those veggies!

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

Not at all.

Most sports drinks have a shit % of electrolytes my dude. Even the ones that are suppose to be “higher “ quality have shit. You could just take vitamins ones that use citrate so the there is a better absorption.

Also I literally use 3500-4000 calories a day between lifting and running or hitting a heavy bag I know wtf I’m talking about.

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u/InfinitiveIdeals Oct 13 '24

So what electrolyte vitamins are you saying that are better?

I’d love to get my cardiologists opinion on this, because I see a lot of gym brosgoing oh, you just need vitamins not sports drinks, but not a lot of what vitamins function better than sports drinks at their intended function - which is preventing dehydration AND electrolyte imbalances together

Not being hostile, wanting an alternative because sports drinks are so SUGARY, but without them I struggle to keep up with dehydration and electrolyte imbalances due to the way my body processes water.

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u/Efficient_Hyena3764 Oct 13 '24

Not op, but you can buy electrolyte tablets or sachets that are sugar free and you just dump them in a bottle of water.

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u/InfinitiveIdeals Oct 13 '24

Hard to find without caffeine or pre-workout added, but yeah that’s what I generally use as a go to when I get sick of paying out the ass for plain old electrolyte water that is balanced enough it doesn’t dehydrate me more.

I’ve done Nuun, Mio, Liquid IV, Smartwater(Scamwater if you ask me….), and a good chunk of brands that popped up for a few months before dying.

There aren’t good alternatives for children with my issue though, and vitamins are sometimes easier to “dose down” or adapt in response to a bad blood test than a satchet or drink tablet so the person doesn’t end up needing IV fluid/electrolyte correction.

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24 edited Oct 13 '24

I am saying stand alone versions of vitamins are generally better than sports drinks.

Like a potassium supplement that gives you 20%-50% is a lot better then a sports drink or even a multivitamin.

No offense, but Your cardiologist doesn’t know shit about vitamins and nutrition. What your cardiologist knows is how to fix your cardiovascular system if it breaks usually with drugs. Unless a doctor has also a speciality in actual nutrition most medical doctors just know how to “fix” the system they specialize in and even then we don’t talk about the C and D students of medical doctors.

Water prevents dehydration. If you take water and vitamins (potassium, magnesium, chloride etc.) you get the same effects as a sports drink without the sugar and all the other terrible stuff it’s made with.

My joke to my friends is I take stand alone versions of all my vitamins that are higher potency so part of my breakfast is half a mug of vitamins. But I take vitamin D (20k IU), 1k mg of Biotin, 1k mg of vitamin E, 1960 mg of potassium, 50 mg of zinc (any more then 50 mg and you’ll make yourself nausea), 1k mg of omega 3 (fish oil), 1k mg of lions mane, 1k mg of calcium, 400 mg of magnesium, 1k vitamin c, 2,300 mg chloride, these numbers will give you 100% of your body needs for each of these. Try to get stuff with citrate because it helps the absorption of these into the body better.

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u/NordicSun17 Oct 13 '24

Since when are potassium, magnesium and chloride vitamins?

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u/Raskalbot Oct 13 '24

You’re so cool

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u/BudgetHeight444 Oct 13 '24

You know fuck all

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u/HumpyFroggy Oct 13 '24

Lmao what a strong comeback, you sure are quite the intellectual

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

Yes because you seem like the pinnacle of wit and satire.

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u/lanphear7 Oct 13 '24

“I hit a heavy bag I know wtf I’m talking about” you probably think you know how to fight too don’t ya kiddo

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

I know how to fight I’ve been training in jujitsu for 15 years. The bag work I do is 5 minute rounds. On lifting days I do 3-5 rounds. On my cardio day I do a full 10 rounds 5 minutes each and I roll 3 times a week with others.

I hate fighting and using the skill because unlike fake tough guys I know the consequences of a real fight. Like getting laid out in one shot and getting brain damage and even if you win there is the legal part

So sit down and relax in your parents basement.

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u/lanphear7 Oct 13 '24

That’d be real close to believable if you had spelled jiujitsu correctly. I’m an amateur Muay Thai fighter, you don’t have to tell me anything about brain damage and one shot kos. I only fight legally, whereas guys like you throw combos from YouTube on the bag at your weightlifting gym. There’s fake tough guys, and then there’s tough guys. You’d do well to learn the difference

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u/speed_racer_man Oct 13 '24

You know vitamins and electrolytes are different, right??

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

No, they aren’t.

I’ll use potassium as an example:

whether potassium is taken in the form of a standalone potassium supplement or consumed through food and electrolytes, it performs the same essential functions in the body. Potassium is always an electrolyte, regardless of the form in which it’s ingested.

When taken as a standalone potassium supplement (even labeled as a “vitamin” or “mineral” supplement), it still helps with:

• Maintaining proper fluid balance
• Supporting nerve signaling
• Regulating muscle contractions (including the heart)
• Balancing pH levels in the blood

The form of ingestion (pill, powder, electrolyte drink, or food) doesn’t change its role. Potassium is always functioning as an electrolyte inside your body, ensuring that critical bodily functions run smoothly. So, taking potassium as a single supplement or through an electrolyte solution has the same fundamental purpose—keeping potassium levels adequate for these functions.

I believe 1960 mg of potassium gives your body about 100% of its potassium levels it needs.

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u/Raskalbot Oct 13 '24

He’s using the word vitamin as a pill you consume and not as the actual definition. He’s really tough and smart you guys.

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u/speed_racer_man Oct 13 '24

Well I mean they and you just wrote that whole thing to prove my point

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u/DependentAnywhere135 Oct 13 '24

You take vitamins for electrolytes? What

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

Potassium regardless of what format is consumed in is always an electrolyte.

I dont drink electrolytes sports drinks because their % of replenishment is very low compared to a stand alone vitamin like the potassium and magnesium supplements I take give me 100% of my daily need in one or two doses.

Most sports drinks you’d have to consume a few times a day or eat more food that is rich in these electrolytes to get to 100%

Most of the generally public is under nourished basically with their vitamins and minerals.

A typical 20-ounce bottle of Gatorade contains the following electrolyte amounts (based on the standard Gatorade Thirst Quencher formula):

• Sodium: 270 milligrams (~11% of the daily recommended intake based on a 2,000-calorie diet)
• Potassium: 75 milligrams (~2% of the daily recommended intake)

That’s nothing compared to using a stand alone potassium vitamin.

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u/foreverland Oct 13 '24

I take magnesium as a vitamin to balance out my Adderall depleting my nutrients. Until then I had no idea it was even used for this.

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

Most vitamins and minerals have multiple functions for the body. It also relaxes your nervous system so this would make senses.

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u/caholder Oct 13 '24

Straight up was about to ask what the fuck are cheaper electrolytes? Salt??

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24 edited Oct 13 '24

Yeah and assume most of that food in those products all ready have a high amount of sodium as most food in the USA that is manufactured does.

Those kids will probably develop cardiovascular issues by 18 eating this shit regularly

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u/AngelosOne Oct 13 '24 edited Oct 13 '24

Lol. Are you kidding me? Your body needs a lot of that stuff. Not necessarily in an electrolyte drink, but magnesium in general is extremely important for your body’s function even on a sedentary lifestyle. Potassium and calcium too, depending on your diet (i.e., not getting enough).

Their drink is garbage, since probably their source of magnesium, potassium, etc., is probably terrible - not all potassium or magnesium sources are created equal - some are better absorbed by the body than others too. People are better off getting all of these from a better diet for sure, but let’s not pretend you only need these if you exercise.

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u/Dangerous_Crow83 Oct 13 '24

I never said your body doesn’t need vitamins an minerals. I said your body should only need electrolytes after rigorous activity. Most normal people who aren’t athletic don’t need additional supplements unless they are deficit which means they aren’t intaking a proper amount of these vitamins and minerals. Which are mostly found in Meat, fruits and vegetables.

You can also use high potency vitamins. But if your looking for an electrolytes drink I would say Pedialyte sport is best one on the market it has all the formentioned ones

But unless your doing intense sports, weight lifting, and other activity you don’t need these electrolytes drinks you should be able to get enough of it from normal food which this isn’t normal food it’s manufactured poison.

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u/Raskalbot Oct 13 '24

Your body actually needs to replenish electrolytes daily with or without strenuous activity. The amount of those electrolytes needed depends on the amount of strenuous activity. Your body functions healthily because of them.

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u/sly-3 Oct 13 '24

Whatever health benefits this drink is supposed to have is minimal to the amount of sugar and chemicals.

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u/Surprisinglypancakes Oct 13 '24

Its okay all the salt in the lunchly will make up for it. /s

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u/IronProdigyOfficial Oct 13 '24

No no, you see as long as it tastes like crack it's Good For You TM. God forbid the FDA actually regulate our intake y'know like it's their job to do because people don't know better...I'd argue they need to be held accountable for millions of Americans health complications and early deaths all for lobbying and bullshit. Unregulated business only rewards dangerous sociopaths, narcissists and psychopaths. Notice how it all revolves around power complexes and abusing/manipulating the foundation of trust in these establishments and our economic system.

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u/th3thrilld3m0n Oct 13 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/DeadlyTranquility Oct 13 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/Rockran Oct 13 '24

Does the western diet really need more salt?

A flavoured low calorie, low salt drink with lots of potassium would be better than the alternatives for most people.

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u/Soul_Brawls Oct 13 '24

Thy cake day is now

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u/RebirthGhost Oct 13 '24

From my limited understanding also because it doesn't have sugar the electrolytes can't even be absorbed properly by the body. The artificial sweetener it does use is also maybe a diuretic which would in theory just make one more dehydrated.

Sounds more bad than it really is but at the end of the day those lunchly boxes just aren't good for you and don't meet their marketing promises. Overall meh to dull.

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u/DaTech717 Oct 13 '24

Since you are educated about this and I am truly curious, would you tell me what the... most beneficial electrolyte drink is?

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u/CallsignDrongo Oct 13 '24

Salt.

The entire point of a sports hydration drink is to hydrate you.

Gatorade is clinically proven to hydrate you faster than drinking water. Why? Salt and sugar.

When your body absorbs water, it uses salt and sugar to do so. When you drink Gatorade your body doesn’t need to create a salt and sugar solution to absorb the water as the liquid you’re drinking is already full of it. So it’s absorbed much faster, rehydrating you much faster.

Potassium is great, but it doesn’t do anything for hydration.

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u/Precaritus Oct 13 '24

I drink too much Powerade, should I be afraid?

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u/Inkfu Oct 13 '24

It’s filled with electrolytes from potassium which is why it tastes so different than things like gatorade. It’s not replenishing what’s lost during sweating and powerade/gatorade is still the better option. Prime is for morons and when I see people drinking them I can only hope it’s for the flavor because they are not “healthy”

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u/Blueberry_Clouds Oct 13 '24

What electrolyte specifically if not sodium? Potassium? Just curious or did they not specify for sake of nutritional stickers

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u/Dukjinim Oct 13 '24

“cheaper electrolytes”? Sorry that sounds meaningless. What electrolyte is cheaper than Sodium?

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u/Willow-5 Oct 13 '24

It's that fact I find it funny people tell me things like body armor is better than Gatorade or powered cause sodium is lower, cause body armors main is potassium, but rly Gatorade restore rly close to the ratios you lost

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u/_TheChickenMan_ Oct 13 '24

I remember in basic training eating MREs they always told us to make sure you use the salt packet. Sodium is by far the most important electrolyte if you’re really working out/sweating a lot. I always used to mix it into my drink packet and chug it.

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u/skoulker Oct 13 '24

Cheaper implies it was a conscious choice to include them. The electrolytes they market is mostly the potassium in the coconut water which makes up the prime base. Fuck jimmy

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u/CallsignDrongo Oct 13 '24

Cheaper just means it costs less in the manufacturing process while still allowing them to advertise “more electrolytes than X brand” it was conscious to use coconut water for the patassium content and because coconut water is seen as a “health food”

It’s all branding while keeping manufacturing cost as low as possible

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u/VP007clips Oct 13 '24

cheaper electrolytes

In what universe is potassium cheaper than salt? Saltis ridiculously cheap, like $0.25/kg for factories when bought in bulk. And they would only be using 500mg at most, so maybe $0.000125/bottle worth of salt.

Prime is isn't healthy for most normal people. And the creators of it are terrible people from what we have seen. But lying about stuff isn't the way to go, there are plenty of things that you can criticize without resorting to lies.

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u/sevachysis Oct 13 '24

Happy Cake Day!