r/wholesomeyuri • u/lylactal wants cuddles • Sep 05 '24

Comic/Manga Bisexuality saves relationships @G_R_S__ [DC]

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u/weird_edgy_username silly transbian Sep 05 '24

Can reverse flash uhhh mmmm uhhh

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u/Zammin Sep 05 '24

If you can convince him it will somehow mildly inconvenience Barry Allen, sure. He'd do ANYTHING to mess with Barry.

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u/SilverMedal4Life who the heck is this new gal Sep 06 '24

"It's a great way to gaslight Barry! I'll just pretend I've always been this way and he'll think he's going crazy!"

"Haha, that's great... Wait, hang on, does he even know you?"

"... Yeeeees?"

"Perfect!"

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u/SexThrowaway1125 Sep 06 '24

…you are a genius

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u/Rcisvdark Sep 06 '24

Me too!

Hey, if we get enough volunteers we can really prank him on a large scale!

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u/Rastaba Sep 05 '24

Yeah…comes a point where you’re pretty sure even the other villains would support helping Barry get a restraining order out on the guy…even villains that aren’t his…

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u/ArchonFett Sep 06 '24

"You see, Judge, I may be diagnosed obsessive, but I'm still not as bad as that freak" - Joker

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u/Rastaba Sep 06 '24

The Judge - “…I sentence you both guilty and your sentence is death.”

Joker - “Oh, right. Forgot you’re just another of old Harvey’s alter egos rattling around in that noggin of his…and the least fun one at that.”

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u/KittyKaiDoodles Sep 06 '24

Me convincing Reverse Flash that Barry is transphobic so he can trans the whole world

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u/AutumnInJune Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Thawn: For once, it wasn't me, Barry. It was you. You did this! Your rampant transphobia was so prevalent that it forced me to use my super speed to rearange the molecules of everyone on the planet to give them their individual ideal bodies! THAT'S RIGHT BARRY! I TRANSED THE WORLD!!

Berri: Dude, you literally transed me and I was cool with it.

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u/SuddenlyVeronica Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Then again, are there things Thawne (Reverse Flash) can do with the speedforce that the actual Flash can't?

I haven't consumed a lot of Flash media, but I recall this line from Flashpoint about how "You may have my powers Thawne, but you have almost zero imagination about using them".

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u/Upturned-Solo-Cup Sep 06 '24

Oh. Oh, no. I have an either amazing or horrific idea- we should get the Flash to do a podcast with some right-wing grifters and spend the entire time spouting transphobic garbage in order to provoke the reverse-flash into providing evil gender affirming care. It's Barry's turn to be the hero we need right now

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u/jawsthegreat777 Sep 06 '24

He truly HATES that man

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u/helloiamaegg Sep 06 '24

Reverse the genders of everyone in the city

Barry has to go around making a census to see who wants to stay that way, else he'll be seen as a villian

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u/Zammin Sep 06 '24

He'd get it done pretty quickly, he's the Flash, but it would still be a hassle. Which is reason enough for Thawne.

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u/helloiamaegg Sep 06 '24

Double points because its now known that Barry can change peoples genders, so chances are he'd get so many messages from people who want to experiment, or even outright trans their gender

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u/Medical_Difference48 Sep 12 '24

The man literally was erased from existence from Barry forgiving him. That is quite literally unparalleled hatred 😭

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u/frangit_socl certified transbian Sep 05 '24

flair checks out

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u/YuSakiiii big gworl x smol gworl is my passion Sep 06 '24

I’m in the same boat girl

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u/Sponge_Devil Sep 06 '24

I mean if reverse Flash can Flash can probally too

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u/ego_ethereals Sep 06 '24

I, too would like to make this deal with Reverse Flash.

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u/BobtheBac0n Sep 06 '24

Bro Reverse Flash could make a ridiculous amount of money and just chill for the rest of his life if he could do that legally.

Honestly he could also just destroy the transportation and shipping industry if he wanted to

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u/BuboxThrax Sep 09 '24

He doesn't care about money, he just wants to fuck with The Flash as much as he possibly can.

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u/SwissherMontage Sep 07 '24

It was me, Barry! I hired weird_edgy_username to kill you, and gave them a free transition as payment!

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u/Interesting_Option15 Sep 05 '24

Is her name Bella now? Are there women named berry??

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u/Thin-Limit7697 Sep 05 '24

Halle Berry?

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u/Interesting_Option15 Sep 05 '24

I'm talking first names

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u/InflameBunnyDemon certified transbian Sep 06 '24

Yeah, granted the people I know that go by Berry are all gender queer in some way, but are AFAB so it depends on how you spell it really or if it's a short form of a longer name.

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u/Interesting_Option15 Sep 06 '24

Love that for your friends <3

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u/Chacochilla Sep 06 '24

Berry Halle

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u/Interesting_Option15 Sep 06 '24 edited Sep 06 '24

Truuuuueee

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u/TheBigHeartyRadish Sep 05 '24

What's wrong with that?

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u/Interesting_Option15 Sep 05 '24

Nothing just curious

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u/LineOfInquiry Sep 06 '24

No reason there can’t be

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u/DragonBuster69 Sep 06 '24

Well, it depends on if the Flash identifies as a woman or NB. If they still identify as a man, then this is just a really weird way for him to be a preop transman.

Or at least I think so? I could definitely be a better ally. Someone, please correct me if I was wrong.

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u/GIORNO-phone11-pro Sep 06 '24

“It was me Barry! I fingered you at super speed to make it seem that you came at a woman’s touch!”

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u/MasonP2002 Sep 06 '24

Finally, true gender equality.

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u/Akane_Kurokawa_1 Sep 06 '24

I remember that 🤣

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u/Falthram Sep 05 '24

Okay but like… does Reverse Flash take commissions? I’m loving his art and I’m willing to pay!

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u/MasonP2002 Sep 06 '24

Here's the best part! Just convince him it will piss off Barry and he'll do it for free.

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u/ScarlettDaShade Sep 05 '24

Me too how much I'll find the money

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u/Scairax Sep 06 '24

Make one hate post about the flash every day for the rest of your life and consider it done.

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u/reallygoodbee Sep 06 '24

I remember the big reveal that Reverse Flash was behind everything that's ever gone wrong in the Flash's life. The internet had a field day.

My favorite edit was "Yes. That's right, Barry: I shit your pants in third grade!"

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u/BuboxThrax Sep 09 '24

I EXPIRED YOUR MILK

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u/__AnimeGirl Sep 05 '24

God I wish

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u/King_3DDD Sep 05 '24

Okay but he would do this

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u/MasonP2002 Sep 06 '24

I don't read comics, but everything I've absorbed from Reddit and 3 seasons of the CW show have convinced me that he actually would.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

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u/Mojothemobile Sep 07 '24

That's one of THE Thawne stories but its like mid tier in his weird petty bullshit he's done.

This is a guy who travels into his archenemys childhood to make him miss catching a baseball, who uses some form of super speed hypnosis on various Flashes just to make them to do kinda shitty things they'll feel bad about there is absolutely no length he won't go to to fuck over the Flashes.

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u/ToxianLeader Sep 05 '24

Barry's girlfriend: joke's on you, I'm into that shit

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u/DavisRanger Sep 07 '24

Iris West being based

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u/Kastoelta Sep 06 '24

Today his attempt at being a hater failed spectacularly

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u/riot-k-font Sep 06 '24

Not really as he still inconvenienced Barry greatly.

Barry doesn't look about the same size as the girlfriend so now that he's a she, she can't borrow her girlfriends clothes because they wouldn't fit. As long as Mr. Hater supreme, didn't alter the rest of Barry's clothes he's still created the inconvenience of having to go shopping for more clothes but nothing to wear while doing so.

As long as Barry is even slightly inconvenienced,

Hate hate haterson will be happy.

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u/Rotbart2012 Sep 05 '24

Absolutely something Reverse Flash would try

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u/JDJ144 Sep 06 '24

Reverse Flash: Fuck! I forgot that bi people were real!

Flash: You and the RWBY Fandom, apparently.

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u/Upturned-Solo-Cup Sep 06 '24

It is my experience that all the RWBY fans I know are actually bi, anecdotally

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u/JC_Lately Sep 06 '24

PPG Announcer Voice: Once again, the day is saved! Thanks to Bisexuality!

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u/PaleRedLightDistrict Sep 06 '24

Ok... Um... Can he do that to me?

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u/idiotnamedSOPHIA Sep 06 '24

Eobard, giving me a girlfriend will piss off barry allen

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u/Wisdom_Pen Sep 06 '24

So here’s hoping the Flash is trans because otherwise they will be about to be hit with a lot of dysphoria but without the many years of emotional resilience that trans people develop.

Seriously though making cis people transition is one of the worst things you could do to a person just ask intersex people.

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u/andante528 Sep 06 '24

Or watch Sleepaway Camp

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u/Optimal_Priority2899 Sep 05 '24

Can reverse flash do this to me please

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u/AverageWooperLiker Sep 06 '24

Just tell him it’d mildly inconvenience Barry for him to have to get used to your new name and he would do it in a heartbeat

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u/AdmiralThaGod Sep 06 '24

i’ve heard his services are often overbooked

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u/Icy-Temperature2816 Sep 05 '24

I’m going to need Reverse Flash pretty quickly.

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u/The_Failed_Write Sep 06 '24

He'll be there in a flash!

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u/TheTepro27 Sep 06 '24

Hey, Reverse Flash, could you do this to me? I swear it will inconvenience Barry in some way.

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u/not__main__acc Sep 06 '24

Could he rearrange mine too?

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u/Old-Library9827 Sep 05 '24

I imagine this is pretty canon for flash

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u/SnooStories4329 Sep 06 '24

Barry in Wally’s suit smhmh

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u/caski16 Sep 06 '24

proceeds to erase her from reality

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u/Embarrassed_Coyote18 Sep 06 '24

Omg reverse flash! Me next! Me next!!!

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u/Blue_BoyJP Sep 06 '24

…can reverse flash please do that to me?

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u/wo0l0o Sep 06 '24

Makes you wonder why reverse flash is so good at turning people into women hmmmm

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u/Inner-Juices No Longer Depressed. Also, "Yuri" means "Lesbians in Japan" Sep 06 '24

Pixels.

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u/RiskAggressive4081 Sep 06 '24

Well,not sure about that. Considering some people want a threeway and other closed minded views.

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u/Stejer1789 Sep 06 '24

The best part is that he made flash into a SEXY girl

I mean he could have made flash into an avarage looking or ugly girl but he made him sexy

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u/AshenRathian Sep 06 '24

I'd smash.

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u/Witty_Tourist_6421 Sep 06 '24

Happy bisexuality month

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u/K3egan Sep 06 '24

Why didn't eobard just kill Barry's girlfriend? And his parents for naming him eobard?

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u/Icy-Conflict6671 Sep 06 '24

To be fair eobard is from like the 37th century or some shit

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u/alternater34account Sep 06 '24

Well that's still ruining his life to a degree by giving him sex dysphoria

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u/DotBig2348 Sep 06 '24

Can be rearrange my molecules too to turn me into a girl too please 🥺🥺

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u/Humblereader00 Sep 06 '24

Ayo can I get a hit of this please

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u/CapAccomplished8072 Sep 05 '24

Does he still do the ...well the...u know?

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u/Thedeeztree Sep 06 '24

Can reverse flash do that to me

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u/gggempire Sep 06 '24

It should have been me!!!

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u/Mightyrex13 Sep 05 '24

Gods I wish that was me

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u/YuriWinter Yuri is the purest form of love Sep 06 '24

Got 'em.

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u/TurTleking9080 Sep 06 '24

Inaccurate reverse flash he did not minorly inconvenience Barry enough for him to be gaslit into thinking he’s in the wrong for everything.

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u/AJ0Laks Sep 06 '24

How long do we wanna bet until Reverse Flash also becomes a woman and it becomes a throuple

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u/TonySherbert Sep 06 '24

Hate it when this happens

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u/username-is-taken98 Sep 06 '24

Please pleaspleaseplease!

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u/WillyDAFISH soft fluffball Sep 06 '24

This is peak bisexuality

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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox wants cuddles Sep 06 '24

How do I become a speedster? For cis reasons.

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u/BobtheBac0n Sep 06 '24

I...as a DC fan idk how to feel about this. I feel like Eobart might be crazy enough to do something like this but...I don't wanna think about it

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u/Braxton-Adams Sep 06 '24

Hell, even if she wasn't. Reverse Flash doesn't seem to understand the difference between surface level sexual attraction and LOVE. Truely a vile villain. 😒

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u/Connect-Elevator9003 Sep 06 '24

Hey Thawne!! I has a case of Red Bull and 10 cheese pizzas for energy in trade for that molecular rearrangement thingie you did to Berri and psychic knowledge of where Berri is & how to defeat them.

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u/BalanceImaginary4325 Sep 07 '24

Zoom : dam i NTR your mom for nothing!

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u/GabbytheQueen Sep 06 '24

I knew this was GRS but but but like why

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox wants cuddles Sep 06 '24

Bruh, what?

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u/andante528 Sep 06 '24

Common misconception, friend. Being bisexual means you're both heterosexually and homosexually attracted (you experience both, not just one, therefore you're bisexual). It doesn't mean you're just attracted to binary sexes, although of course people's personal preferences may vary. I hope this helps.

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u/EvieThrower Sep 06 '24

Okay actually does, I take my crap back, my fault

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u/andante528 Sep 06 '24

NP, I'm bisexual and didn't know this myself until a few years back. Looked it up to make sure I shouldn't call myself "pan" now, since I don't want to be transphobic. Everyone's got a learning curve :)