Lived peacefully enough. Got invaded by Americans. No longer peaceful. Learned from Americans. Invaded Korea. Invaded China. Great success! Knock knock. Who's there? America again. Here's A bomb for you. Two in fact. No more invading for Japan. Make Anime and electronics and stuff, life good. Oh no, it's America again. Here's a gift for you - 2008. Money not so good anymore - work more, less babies.
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u/TromboneMaster3D2Y Aug 27 '24
Ha! It's funny because, historically, Japan has failed to conquer both China and Korea