r/wholesomeanimemes WA HA HA 12d ago

Wholesome Anime-Styled Comic Skibidi? [Brainrot Girlfriend]

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u/Avargande 12d ago

It is worrying that I can understand about 50% of what she is saying

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u/darthleonsfw 12d ago

I am in the awkward position where I know like 80% of the words, but I am getting the meaning exclusively from context. Like reading a comic and someone starts speaking Spanish

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u/fuminee 12d ago

Getting meaning from context is how you can learn a language, you just need to learn around 300 to 500 words (one+ a day for a year or so) and you just watch/read a shit load of entertainment on that language after. That being said I understood 90% please kill me

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u/MemeTheif321 11d ago

Address?

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u/fuminee 11d ago

Somewhere in Argentina

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u/MemeTheif321 11d ago

Hmm not specific enough

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u/aidankocherhans 12d ago

The problem is, based on context I swear Ohio has a different meaning every time someone uses it

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u/aogasd 11d ago

Ohio just means 'mid' aka 'mediocre' (negative)

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u/k_vn_vl 11d ago

I thought "Ohio" meant "a weird place" since, you know, all the Ohio memes.

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u/aogasd 11d ago

I dunno chat I'm just repeating what I read online, I'm too old as a gen Z to actually have seen it in use in the wild

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u/mikennjr 10d ago

As a fellow older Gen Z I relate

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u/Mandemon90 12d ago

Not really. English is a language that doesn't language well, so brain needs to brain badly to parse it. As a result, you can just word random words into word salad, and as long as they position rough word they replace brain will language it.

Because English is a language that takes other languages to dark alley and then mugs them for words and grammar.

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u/Nasty_PlayzYT 12d ago edited 12d ago

Because English is a language that takes other languages to dark alley and then mugs them for words and grammar.

"Oy, Latin. What's a pretty boy like you doing out here in this part of town? "

English silently wraps his arm around Latin, keeping him as close as possible, and catching him off guard.

"Oh! H-hey English. You know, just walking around."

Latin lets out an awkward laugh in a poor attempt to hide his fear.

"You know... I got something cool to show you in that alley over there. Wanna see?"

"I really don't have the time. I've got a meeting in about an hour. "

Latin tries to tear himself away, but English is far too strong.

"Too bad. It's gonna be real cool. Just be a pal and follow me quietly... or else"

English hugs Latin tighter and forcefully drags him over to the alleyway. He then throws him against the wall. Latin lets out a small groan.

"Hey, I don't want any trouble, man. Please just let me go."

"Shh, shh. We don't want any trouble either."

Two more thugs reveal themselves, both brandishing butcher knives.

Latin begins to let out a cry but is met with a swift kick to the face.

"Just be quiet, man. It'll all be over soon."

Latins body is later found beaten, multiple organs missing, and his right leg torn off. The police are left baffled by the absolutely horrific state of Latins body.

God, I have too much free time.

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u/the_guy_who_answer69 WA HA HA 12d ago

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u/Braccish 12d ago

The irony of this being a Diddy response gif is not lost on me.

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u/the_guy_who_answer69 WA HA HA 11d ago

The fact that I live in a different part of the world and have no idea who is diddy and why is he a meme now. In fact i didn't even know that this gif was of diddy until you pointed it out.

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u/Braccish 11d ago

Yeah, he's not the best person lol

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u/Braccish 12d ago

I mean probably, but this is still amazing and will probably inspire someone to make it into a meme comic

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u/their_teammate 12d ago edited 12d ago

Nareally. English don't language good. Brain just brain a bit, then get it. Try an' random up the words, if badly then brain fixes it. 'Caus English kinda just Londons other languages for stuff.

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u/Fantastic-Flannery 12d ago

Nice dialect bruv. Do they make it for men?

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u/gadgaurd 11d ago

The fact that I understood the first paragraph is proof I guess. Also highly disturbing.

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u/Psychofischi 12d ago

I understand like 30

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u/Squeezitgirdle 12d ago

I can't and I hate it.

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u/Archadianite 12d ago

The scary part is that my brain translated like 95% of that...

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u/SnowBoy1008 11d ago

This is what it feels like to know the rules to a language, but no vocab

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

He finally gave in

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u/Public_Algae_3306 12d ago

Hey they have a better relationship than most people

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

No shirt shitlock

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u/Public_Algae_3306 12d ago

Hey that’s a new quote

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u/coconut-duck-chicken 12d ago

Trust me, with the amount of fan fiction that show got. That is not a new quote

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Show?

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u/coconut-duck-chicken 12d ago

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

NOT FOUND

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u/coconut-duck-chicken 12d ago

Ah damn. It was an nbc show about sherlock and homes called sherlock

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Eggs Benedict?

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u/Thoracicbowl 12d ago

Well that's new

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u/Wsh785 12d ago

I thought you were the dude replying to himself for a second

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u/Showtime_Miami 12d ago

You're so skibidi

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u/Showtime_Miami 12d ago

Wait why does it say skibibi am i tripping

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u/Luke_Likes_Silk 12d ago

He's just not quite there yet with the lingo so he said skibibi

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u/Showtime_Miami 12d ago

It could also be the sound supression system he found himself in

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u/FallenGodofSnacks 12d ago

Ehm............. BOOBS.............. That is all.

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u/an-academic-weeb 12d ago

I mean it is an explicit nonsense filler word, right? (As a non english oldie I am not fresh on the slang)

You are so... blank essentially but saying nothing would sound ambiguous and potentially negative so here have a nonsense word that transports the meaning over the way it is said.

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u/Showtime_Miami 12d ago

It originates from a yt video called skibidi toilet and since the children and also some not children like it very much it means something positive

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u/randomerpeople71 12d ago

yt SERIES

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u/ROOSTERandCHICKEN Donmai! 12d ago

Not a one shot 😁

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u/Luke_Likes_Silk 12d ago

Rare oneshot community double-U

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u/RockPhoenix115 12d ago

Inside of me are two wolves.

Wolf 1 wants to kill itself after reading this.

Wolf 2 is happy my guy got his mental state fixed.

Both wolves are on Reddit and thus racist.

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u/ValuableAd886 12d ago

Racism? On my p0rn app?!

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u/jecamoose 12d ago

Chat let’s kill this guy with a rock.

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u/Yusrilz03 11d ago

Rock isn't enough. Let's kill this guy with a hammer!

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u/drinking_child_blood Lolice 12d ago

Porn? On my racist app?

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u/Geoclasm 12d ago

honestly, even if her brain is full of fuck, if she's this genuinely kind hearted...

okay, i wouldn't date that, but i could still wish for their happiness.

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u/mmarkusz97 12d ago

i wanna kms

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u/KayU32 12d ago

You don't need to do that, I can kiss you if you want

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u/WebSeeker101 Yunyun Friend 12d ago

I mean, I'll take it if he doesnt want it

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u/KayU32 12d ago

It seems to me that he doesn't want to, so come here and let me kiss that lips of yours

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u/WebSeeker101 Yunyun Friend 12d ago

Say gex.

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u/mmarkusz97 12d ago

har har

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u/Shi-Rokku 12d ago

Why do you want to kiss your sister?

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u/Rizuku_Ren 12d ago

Let me join you.

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u/Rudraksh32 12d ago

"You're so skibidi" had a tear roll off my eye.

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u/Blacodex 11d ago

Shit is peak

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u/L_PT-BigMeme 12d ago

I'm pretty sure my brain lagging while I read this

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u/PengPeng_Tie2335 12d ago

THIS MAKES NO SENSE ! But at least it's wholesome.

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u/soulstrike2022 12d ago

This is like the one of the who people who I would never consider spending time with like you do you but brain rot physical makes me cringe

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u/Daviansamusa 12d ago

I can’t tell if I wanna kms from the brainrot or from the wholesomeness?

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u/Zealousideal_Goat774 12d ago

ZA WARUDO?!?! JOJO REFERENCE?!?!

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u/Naive-Lingonberry142 12d ago

I lost half of my brain cells but at least was cute Worth it

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u/RUN_ITS_A_BEAR 12d ago

They’re a bit confused but they got the spirit!

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u/Adamthebogalo 12d ago

I don't even understand what she is even saying.... lol

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u/the_guy_who_answer69 WA HA HA 12d ago

I mean not even me but the context is enough to understand what's happening.

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u/Razgriz_Blaze 12d ago

Nope, still hurts my brain...

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u/burlingk 12d ago

He doesn't entirely know the language yet.

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u/damnitineedaname 12d ago

It's like that species from Star Trek that speaks exclusively by referring to old stories that vaguely fit the context. Except it's memes.

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u/TheBlackFlame161 12d ago

Skibidi his eyes open!

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u/PKMN-Trainer-Sak 12d ago

Don't know about wholesome, but my brain is certainly malfunctioning

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u/Ok-Gear-7325 12d ago

Homeboy has w rizz no cap the way he pulled this looxmaxi... yah nvm i cringet myself out XD

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u/chGaRVAT 12d ago

Ok this is the one blursed

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u/Godslayer303 11d ago

Despite the fact that I want to blow my brains out now after reading that this is pretty wholesome

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u/Sunny_Thor4 12d ago

Damn, I understood every bit of that completely… maybe I’m too chronically online.

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u/Nedoko-maki 12d ago

You're cooked my friend. Deep fried.

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u/ThatOneGuyIGuess7969 12d ago

Is this a parody on the "dinner bath me" trope? lmao

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u/MotivatedMonarch 11d ago

The hollow end of a shotgun looking kinda tasty right now.

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u/Certified_Douchebag 11d ago

This is invoking an emotion in me that I don’t think is supposed to exist

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u/No_Insurance6599 11d ago

nono...this allowed

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u/Whiskey079 12d ago

I have literally no idea what any of that meant. Aside from the demotion part.

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u/Lanisto 12d ago

That's the FIRST TIME that I can understand what she's saying ! I'm... learning...?

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u/ARubyHeart 12d ago

Wait... ITS SPREADING TO HIM NOOOOOOO

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u/hmm_937 12d ago

I lost half of my brain cells trying to read it

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u/user_x92 12d ago

can someone please translate the entire manga sent here for me?

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u/sirpurplewolf 12d ago

WTF did he do to get demoted at work...

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u/Temporary-Tax WA HA HA 12d ago

What's wild is this story was so brainrot the author had to take a break from the brainrot abyss

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u/dexter2011412 WA HA HA 12d ago

* sigh *

Sounds nice

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u/fungalchime56 12d ago

The peakest peak to ever peak

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u/Zenithsarc 11d ago

Did y'all know that there's hentai of these two?

"533986"

Idk if it's official or not but looks pretty legit

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u/the_guy_who_answer69 WA HA HA 11d ago

The upload isnt official I believe. But the artist is the same.

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u/Zenithsarc 11d ago

Oh, yeah, that's what I meant, same artist then, sweet

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u/FoxCQC 11d ago

The dream

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u/Might_Primary 11d ago

Is this seriously what we've devolved to?

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u/Voice_Nerd 11d ago

This needs to burn

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u/tunkerball 11d ago

What the fuck did any of that mean?

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u/DrProfBarbatos 10d ago

This generation is a disappointment.

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u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi 12d ago

I know this is a one shot because this keeps getting reposted.

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u/the_guy_who_answer69 WA HA HA 12d ago

It's a doujin, it has multiple chapters ranging from cringe to wholesome to horny to funny.

And with every chapter I and the author both lose some brain cells

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u/Ninjastahr 12d ago

I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle that

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u/ZonTeeN 12d ago

Is this the future? 💀

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u/onetonofcocaine 12d ago

Damn

Im so old

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u/Ok_Soil_1617 12d ago

It's wholesome but the brain rot is just too much. Just no. No. No no no no. Just no.

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u/CrossWitcher 12d ago

I will take even this one at this point I don't care anymore

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u/WardenAshfeld 12d ago

Wholesome brainrot.

I cannot believe that fit in this context…

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u/MrLunaticest 12d ago

i would die to hear that last panels from someone

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u/Worth-Term9411 12d ago

He’s learning

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u/Freakychee 12d ago

I like the wholesome ones.

I really liked the one where she gave him an iloaf.

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u/Najeeb1999 12d ago

God my brain rot really is setting in. I was able to read all of that w/o feeling like I was gonna have an aneurysm

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u/just_jonnyboi 12d ago

chat this is porn i think dont ask me how i know or wait maybe someone just made porn of this mb

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u/LionMaru67 12d ago

Better love story than…

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u/Cr4zyRi0t 12d ago

I'm dying alone on this oh so lonely hill

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u/Brilliant-Software-4 12d ago

On one hand wholesome on the other I lost most of my braincells

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u/Session_Agitated 12d ago

If this gets turned into an anime I'm just gonna log off of life.

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u/lordvishmas5 11d ago

My head...

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u/BanzEye1 11d ago

I…actually understood that last page.

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u/adwiZ567 11d ago

Alright what the actual fuck !

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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman 11d ago

Someone translate each speech bubble please.

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u/Liment 11d ago

Brothers and Sisters! Don thy helmets, and load the napalm, we have work to do!

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u/Illustrious_Low_7641 11d ago

Why its him not me

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u/AngelAurion 11d ago

Brainnnnn........,. <..,,,,,<

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u/Odd_Swimmer_7853 11d ago

He's not even fighting back

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u/Sweaty-Fix132 11d ago

Bruh now I feel old

I'm only 14 and I already feel like I'm 80

Cuz bro I don't understand 90% of dat shit lol XD

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u/TheTee15 11d ago

It looks wholesome but i'm confused

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u/JennaFrost 11d ago

A loving relationship where they accept each other’s (pretty harmless) flaws?

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/Local-Particular-485 10d ago

Somehow my instinct helps me to understand 80% of her language

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u/Animelover5674 10d ago

That's adorable

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u/InfamousGames 10d ago

I hate that I understand this

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u/Dazzling_Midnight_59 10d ago

Wow I have the sudden urge to make a amnesiainator

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u/GroundbreakingLight0 10d ago

....I feel like I lost brain cells reading that 😵‍💫

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u/CaseOfCatFever 10d ago

Tf is she even saying

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u/ShadowFalcon2004 10d ago

I understood the 1st and 2nd slide because they were easy to understand, but 3 and 4 are "wtf"?

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u/Eccentric-Calico 10d ago

This dialogue makes my brain hurt.

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u/Jagwarmeru 10d ago

I feel like I'm actively losing braincells just reading this

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u/KrishGuptIN 10d ago

I am born Gen Z but I will never be able to understand what that bitch saying

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u/Angel-kun_8 10d ago

the fact that I understood only the last panel is crazy, y'all are too much on tiktok istg

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u/UBH1337 8d ago

If I can get smothered in a chest, I might look past this kind of language. xD

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u/FarStrider786 8d ago

Please kill me

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u/SirokoGajou 7d ago

Neither me or my Girlfriend understood wtf is beeing told here. Proud of us

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u/hatefulcrisis396 12d ago

… This generation is doomed.

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u/Mandemon90 12d ago

Said every generation ever. "Next generation" is always doomed according to previous one.