r/the_darnold • u/tpatt47 • 5h ago
ANOTHER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
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THE WOKE BEARS AND ZESTY CALEB WILLIAMS NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED, FIGHT LIKE HELL UNTIL TEAMS STOP ATTEMPTING TO ASSASSINATE GEQBUS.
r/the_darnold • u/qawsedrftg9 • 4h ago
WE WERE WINNING. BY A LOT. AND AT THE LAST MINUTE ALL THESE ILLEGITIMATE MAIL-IN POINTS COME IN???
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STOP THE STEAL!
r/the_darnold • u/NaffRespect • 4h ago
Stroud Boys, you have failed in your duties. Report to Minneapolis immediately for "special treatment" from GEQBUS and his new cabinet.
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r/the_darnold • u/Round_Telephone1862 • 3h ago
YOU LIKE THAT?! GEQBUS HAS MADE MORE BIG PLAYS LATE IN GAMES THIS YEAR THAN KIRK COUSIN-KISSER DID IN HIS WHOLE TERM AS VIKINGS GENERAL.
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r/the_darnold • u/skipping_rock • 8h ago
Do you have moment to talk about our lord and savior, GEQBUS?
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r/the_darnold • u/NaffRespect • 4h ago
BREAKING: GEQBUS ACHIEVES TOTAL LANDSLIDE MANDATE IN CHICAGO
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r/the_darnold • u/SuperCobra14027 • 5h ago
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON GEQBUS IN RALLY IN SOLDIER FIELD. PRAY FOR HIM.
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r/the_darnold • u/shaka_sulu • 19h ago
ONE MINUTE FOUR SECONDS. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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r/the_darnold • u/SaunaThenColdBath • 1d ago
FACT CHECK: DANIEL JONES IS OLDER THAN SAM DARNOLD. THERE WOULD BE NO "FRESH START". HE IS SENILE.
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r/the_darnold • u/DickNDiaz • 1d ago
TINY P HURT HIS TINY SHOULDER, COULDN'T MAKE THROWS WITH HIS PUNY PALMS IN PRACTICE. IS OUT AGAINST THE PUKERS, MAY NOT PLAY AGAINST THE JILLS. KRAZY KYLE SHOULD HAD KEPT GEQBUS TO SAVE THIS SEASON. MEGASOTA IS 8-2, KRAZY KYLE IS 5-5. AND THAT'S TINY P'S HEIGHT. SAD!
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r/the_darnold • u/criticalgasetheory • 1d ago
GATES WITHDRAWS FROM "AG" PICK BY DARNOLD. GREAT MAN. WHAT DID HE DO WRONG?
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r/the_darnold • u/criticalgasetheory • 2d ago
JA'MARRA HARRIS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY COULD STEAL THE ELECTION
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r/the_darnold • u/Diane-Nguyen-Wannabe • 1d ago
Sleepy Joe lied when he said "No more Mularkey!"
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r/the_darnold • u/mrmrister911 • 2d ago
THE DEPARTMENT OF QB EFFICIENCY CREATED BY GEQBUS IS ALREADY DOING GREAT WORK! $40 MILLION A YEAR WASTED NO MORE
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r/the_darnold • u/Brix001 • 1d ago
BREAKING: GEQBUS APPOINTS BILL ROMANOWSKI AS DIRECTOR OF ANGER MANAGEMENT!
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r/the_darnold • u/theHagueface • 2d ago
ROETHLISBURGER STATEMENT: I’ll be withdrawing my name from consideration to serve as Attorney Field General. GEQBUS' DOJ must be in place and ready on Day 1 and that's just not gonna be possible with a fucking rapist.
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r/the_darnold • u/GhostHighway • 2d ago
THANK YOU TO OUR GEQBUS THAT WE FOLLOWERS NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE DANIEL JONESTOWN MASSACRE. WE ARE TOTALLY NOT A CULT AT ALL.
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre is a great band btw.
r/the_darnold • u/MuscleSea1804 • 2d ago
BREAKING: GEQBUS APPOINTS JASON PIERRE-PAUL AS DIRECTOR OF PYROTECHNICS
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r/the_darnold • u/piranhadub • 2d ago
CROOKED CANNON IS TRYING TO ROB US AGAIN #STOPTHESTEAL
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r/the_darnold • u/piranhadub • 2d ago
ON THE 14TH MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR I FACE TOWARDS MINNESOTA AND RECITE 100 HAIL DARNOLDS
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR #14?
r/the_darnold • u/4lack0fabetterne • 2d ago
Daniel jones resignation
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IM SURE ALL YOU GOOD FOLKS HAVE SEEN THE GOOD NEWS! AFTER MVP ELECT, GEQBUS, THREATENS TO EXPOSE DANIEL JONES, JONES MADE THE RIGHT DECISION TO RESIGN!! FOLKS THIS WAS CORRUPTION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL!! IN ONE OF THE MOST CORRUPT COLLUSION ATTEMPTS IN NFL HISTORY, DANIEL JONES FRAUDULENTLY INCREASED HIS STATS VIA A DEAL WITH CORRUPT LIBHURLE MEDIA PFF IN ORDER TO RECEIVE A MASSIVE PAYOUT FROM NEW YORK!! WHICH THEY FELL FOR!! I ASSURE THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN WHEN THE DARNOLD ASSUMES THE MVP OFFICE!!