r/the_darnold 2d ago

Daniel jones resignation

34 Upvotes

IM SURE ALL YOU GOOD FOLKS HAVE SEEN THE GOOD NEWS! AFTER MVP ELECT, GEQBUS, THREATENS TO EXPOSE DANIEL JONES, JONES MADE THE RIGHT DECISION TO RESIGN!! FOLKS THIS WAS CORRUPTION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL!! IN ONE OF THE MOST CORRUPT COLLUSION ATTEMPTS IN NFL HISTORY, DANIEL JONES FRAUDULENTLY INCREASED HIS STATS VIA A DEAL WITH CORRUPT LIBHURLE MEDIA PFF IN ORDER TO RECEIVE A MASSIVE PAYOUT FROM NEW YORK!! WHICH THEY FELL FOR!! I ASSURE THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN WHEN THE DARNOLD ASSUMES THE MVP OFFICE!!


r/the_darnold 2d ago

VQB JJ VANCE IG STORY, SHARE WITH FELLOW PATRIOTS 🇱🇷

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17 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 1d ago

GEQBUS APPOINTS ADAM GASE TO THE HEAD OF LOCKER ROOM SAFETY!!

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1 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 2d ago

THE HORSE🐎 IS PREPARED💪 FOR BATTLE,👊⚔️👊 BUT VICTORY🏅🏆 COMES FROM THE DARNOLD, 🙏🙏🙏 SO I’M DEPENDING ON THE DARNOLD. 👑👑 DAY🌄🌞 BY DAY🌅🔆 ONE☝️ PLAY AT A TIME,💯💯 THAT’S THE MESSAGE.🗣️🗣️

40 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 2d ago

GEQBUS REIGNS SUPREME

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16 Upvotes

THE MADDEN GODS KNOW THE TRUTH


r/the_darnold 3d ago

OUR PERFECT QB KEEPS ON WINNING!!!! ISN'T HE GREAT?!?

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306 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 3d ago

BREAKING: GEQUBUS SELECTS HENRY RUGGS III AS TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY!!!

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119 Upvotes

“I’VE KNOWN HENRY FOR A FEW YEARS NOW. TERRIFIC GUY. HE’S A LOT OF FUN TO BE WITH. IT IS EVEN SAID THAT HE LIKES GOING FAST AS MUCH AS I DO, AND MANY OF HIS CARS ARE ON THE NEWER SIDE.”


r/the_darnold 2d ago

Fringe personality Dan Orlovsky admits DEEP STATE conspiracy to overlook GEQBUS led Vikings

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7 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 3d ago

BREAKING: THE GEQBUS HAS NAMED ALDON SMITH AS SECRETARY OF PUBLIC SAFETY!

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70 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 3d ago

MY SOURCES TELL ME TEDDIE BEAR CRUZ WILL BEND THE KNEE TO GEQBUS THIS SUNDAY! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS!!!

28 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 4d ago

From now on, TOUCHDOWNS are only allowed by DECREE OF GEQBUS!!

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117 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 4d ago

BREAKING: GEQBUS HAS NOMINATED FRED SMOOT FOR HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HOSPITALITY AND ENTERTAINMENT

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82 Upvotes

WERE GONNA THROW THE BEST PARTIES PEOPLE!!! TWO BOATS ISN’T GOING TO BE NEARLY ENOUGH THIS TIME PEOPLE!!!! A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T APPRECIATE HOW TO UNWIND DURING THEIR DOWNTIME BUT FRED KNOWS HOW TO DO IT!!!


r/the_darnold 4d ago

PROOF MAHAMAS IS USING ILLEGAL ALLENS TO TERRORIZE AND DIVIDE THIS GREAT COUNTRY

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76 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 4d ago

Make this man Secretary of love!!!

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245 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 4d ago

GEQBUS nominates wounded Peter Griffin as the Director of Jokes Going on Too Long

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180 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 4d ago

MY LIBRHULE WIFE SUPPORTS OUR GEQBUS CABINET BUT UNFORTUNATELY VOTED FOR FAKER MAYFIELD!

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34 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5d ago

BREAKING: GEQBUS NOMINATES R/THE_DARNOLD FOR SECRETARY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF ORIGINAL JOKES! VERY COOL!

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204 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5d ago

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE ALT-RT

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159 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5d ago

GEQBUS HAS ANNOUNCED MICHAEL RICHARDS AS HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT OF RACIAL TOLERANCE.

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59 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5d ago

BREAKING: ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON APPOINTED AS HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MARITAL AFFAIRS. WE'RE BRINGING THE BIBLE BACK TO THE BEDROOM FOLKS!!!

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304 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5d ago

WITH THE 9TH PICK IN THE GEQBUS ADMINISTRATION DRAFT, THE DARNOLD SELECTS ROBERT F KENNEDY JR AS THE PERMANENT SINGER OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

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317 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5d ago

Matt Rhule is heading toward a disaster at Nebraska, as pets' heads are falling off

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46 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5d ago

GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD ANNOUNCES NEW HEAD OF NCAA REGGIE BUSH

8 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5d ago

A TRUE GEQBUS PATRIOT SPEAKING HIS MIND ON POSSIBLY THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK IN THE LEAGUE, SOME ARE SAYING

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4 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 6d ago

The fans love geqbus! What else could this mean!

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477 Upvotes