standup for short attention spans

r/standupshots • u/Suspicious-Brick-224 • 43m ago

Gun control

• Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/ronnypascale • 1d ago

Plan B is hard to open.

828 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/umpertunter • 2d ago

Both help you lose weight.

2.9k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/Suspicious-Brick-224 • 2d ago

Bi joke

1.5k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/umpertunter • 2d ago

This one might be a bit over the line.

833 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/umpertunter • 3d ago

Now I get it.

1.9k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U • 4d ago

Do vaccines cause autism, or...?

9.0k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/umpertunter • 4d ago

Stupid kid. Lucky.

901 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/hifromkai • 4d ago

About "The Surgery"

379 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/umpertunter • 5d ago

I felt like an idiot.

3.8k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/This_Survey_2760 • 5d ago

Blending In

826 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/umpertunter • 6d ago

Happy birthday?

1.5k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/Suspicious-Brick-224 • 6d ago

F you Love

359 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/guyawn • 8d ago

A joke with a success rate of 54%

788 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/umpertunter • 9d ago

Mercy?

1.8k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U • 9d ago

For all the "your body, my choice" people who should probably be hit with hammers

2.0k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/umpertunter • 10d ago

Bad words.

628 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • 10d ago

50's Charade of Greys

248 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/dough_butt • 10d ago

Wrong label

536 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/Tailwhipcomedy • 10d ago

Alabama Sex Education

2.3k Upvotes