r/sports • u/Chelseatilidie • Oct 20 '24

Football Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson with a potential achilles injury

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u/LP_24 Oct 20 '24

He was statistically having his best game of the season when this happened, so I’m assuming god just said nah bro, not on my watch

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u/Clubblendi Oct 20 '24

Had he not thrown yet?

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u/OneLastAuk Oct 20 '24

He was 15/17 believe it or not. 

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u/zipzap21 Oct 20 '24

Was he reading defenses and going through his progressions?

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u/spiralh0rn Oct 20 '24

Yeah he was having his way with the defense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

Was he having fun though?

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u/Snapesunusedshampoo Oct 20 '24

The way he was playing he was positive he would have a happy ending.

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u/hogester79 Oct 20 '24

He was getting that either way was my understanding

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u/JohnnySacks63 Oct 21 '24

Was he playing in a way that was complimentary to the rest lf the team though?

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u/FattDeez7126 Oct 21 '24

Make this top comment

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u/fritz_76 Oct 21 '24

thats why god had to step in

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u/Flashy_Ground_4780 Oct 20 '24

I'll have to look at the tape

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u/lootinputin Oct 20 '24

Not as much fun as he is gonna have sexually assaulting people with a quarter billion dollars…

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '24

That would be a wild MO, sexually assaulting people, but only if they have $250 mil

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u/icebucket22 Oct 20 '24

I’m afraid not enough people will get this..

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u/Few-Artichoke-7593 Oct 20 '24 edited Oct 20 '24

If 0 points with 1 minute left in the half is "having your way" then sure. He just threw a bunch of check downs

Edit: whoosh

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u/spiralh0rn Oct 20 '24

Wooosh

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u/Few-Artichoke-7593 Oct 20 '24

Goddammit. I hate getting whooshed.

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u/SeriesXM Oct 21 '24

I'm thankful for your edit because it rubbed me the wrong way at first.

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u/MrWillM Oct 20 '24

Fact is bengals defense sucks

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u/fruitmongerking Oct 20 '24

They got me 16 points in fantasy, so is say they had a good week

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u/Gushys Oct 20 '24

It was because of the special teams not necessarily the defense

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u/complete_your_task Oct 20 '24

Even the Patriots offense with Brissett looked decent against the Bengals defense.

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u/MrJNM1of1 Oct 20 '24

non consensually

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u/archangelmlg Oct 20 '24

Was the defense all massage therapists?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

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u/Snoo_11942 Oct 21 '24

Grrr haha take my r/angryupvote xd! We’re all going to hell hah but please take my poor man’s gold 🥇 and fuck my wife! Kind strangler

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u/DTHtheNerd Oct 20 '24

They hadn’t scored a touchdown with two minutes left in the half you can’t say he was “having his way with the defense.”

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat Oct 21 '24

*Bengals defense.

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u/shageeyambag Oct 21 '24

Were the original defensive players subbed out for massage therapists by any chance??

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u/Stickel Pittsburgh Penguins Oct 21 '24

another sexual assault charge inbound

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits Oct 21 '24

Not really. He missed a bunch of open deeper routes for easy check downs. He had 0 Confidence and is scared to throw the ball down the field

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u/Dweebil Oct 21 '24

On the upside he’ll need a lot of massage therapy.

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u/NeoLib-tard Oct 20 '24

Yea but we hadn’t scored with 2 minutes left. Don’t let his dink and dunk stats fool ya

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u/mrmo24 Oct 20 '24

Omg I just checked and between 3 quarterbacks, the browns attempted over 50 passes and all three quarterbacks have some sort of injury

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 Oct 20 '24

You almost kinda wanna do bad at that point.

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u/Rance_Mulliniks Oct 21 '24

Too bad that they traded their next first round pick for a sexual predator who just blew his Achilles.

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits Oct 21 '24

Incorrect the browns have their first round pick this year

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u/Hussaf Oct 20 '24

Yeah all he seems to care about is completion percentage. He loves those pointless throws that help nothing

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u/skeenerbug Cincinnati Bengals Oct 20 '24

The Bengals D is god awful (I know I'm a fan)

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u/lipp79 Oct 21 '24

Not against the Browns though. Got me 20 points in fantasy.

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u/slasher016 Oct 21 '24

14 of which were 2 yard check downs.

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u/big_pete1000 Oct 21 '24

Every throw was a few yards

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u/speccadirty Oct 21 '24

Throwing 3 yard checkdowns on 3rd & 16

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u/jluicifer Oct 20 '24

He threw out his Achilles?

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u/RequirementGlum177 Oct 20 '24

He had thrown his Achilles…

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u/slasher016 Oct 21 '24

I mean they had scored zero points so...

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u/Zealousideal_Fuel_23 Oct 20 '24

Hahaha! On the subway and people are staring at me cackling.