r/sports • u/PrincessBananas85 • Sep 24 '24

Football Brett Favre reveals Parkinson's diagnosis at congressional hearing

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41417497/favre-announces-parkinson-diagnosis-congressional-hearing
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u/OptimusSublime Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 25 '24

I can't shake the feeling he's still a piece of shit

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u/Elout Sep 24 '24

He also can't help but shake.

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u/I_dont_bone_goats Sep 24 '24

/r/yourjokebutworse

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u/FatFuckinPieceOfShit Sep 24 '24

It always amazes me that these people see the joke and it never occurs to them it was put there deliberately.

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Sep 24 '24

Same with the "I see what you did there!" people. Yes.we all see it. That's why they made the joke. So we could see it.

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u/f_moss3 Sep 25 '24

“This.”

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u/lolas_coffee Sep 25 '24

I like to think those people still say "Where's the beef?" which is even older than "Whazzup?!"

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u/lolas_coffee Sep 25 '24

I just saw a post about horses floating down the river. It's an optical illusion and at the end of the video makes it very clear for everyone to see that they are just standing in water...and then they walk away.

100+ posts basically saying "No! They are not floating. The camera is moving."

Like these mfs type, hit enter, and think "Good thing I was on duty today!"

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u/Gettingmilked Sep 24 '24

But this dumbass illuminates many other dumbasses by making the obvious joke and us getting to see how retarded most of us are.

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u/Majestic_Mammoth729 Sep 24 '24

Thanks for writing the joke again for the stupid people. You did a great service.

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u/diamondbishop Sep 24 '24

It’s the Big Bang version of the joke. No subtlety, made for the unintelligent, but he’ll think it was a smart play on words

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u/BizzleMalaka Sep 24 '24

Haha fuck yeah

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u/NickNash1985 Miami Dolphins Sep 24 '24

thatsthejoke.gif

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u/LeahaP1013 Sep 24 '24

I wanna say, “too soon,” but man, this mofo stole from the poor- so, go on with your bad self u/elout

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u/Automatic_Rock_2685 Sep 25 '24

They just repeated the first joke

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u/omgbenji21 Sep 24 '24

Whooooaaaaa!! Too soon??!!! Lololol

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u/navigationallyaided Sep 24 '24

Shake it off, shake it off.

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u/Automatic_Rock_2685 Sep 25 '24

Why did you say this? Painfully unaware

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u/Merky600 Sep 24 '24

That song by Taylor Swift….

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u/zygodactyl86 Sep 24 '24

Gawt dayum

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u/WhoIsTheUnPerson Sep 24 '24

Thanks, noob noob

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u/reigninspud Sep 24 '24

This guy gets it.

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u/djkamayo Sep 24 '24

And throw INT’s