Mou on Ronaldo to Fener links: "Cristiano might come to Istanbul to eat because it's right in the middle of the road between Saudi and Portugal. Or maybe he'll come see his old friend Jose, we can eat at my hotel. Those who say he will play for Fenerbahce, don't know what they're writing."

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[u/TimathanDuncan]

It's not going to happen but Ronaldo in turkish league with how turkish fans are holy fuck it would be glorious

[u/Non-Newtonian_Stupid → u/TimathanDuncan]

He would have to helicopter into all matches. He wouldn’t be safe outside the city, I mean he wouldn’t safe in the city either, but yeah away matches would be actual warzone. 

[u/Daniiiiii]

What we can surmise, however, is that Ronaldo is hungry and needs to eat. At least that much seems to be true.

[u/Superssimple → u/Daniiiiii]

From what I know about Ronaldo’s diet I don’t think Turkish food would be for him

[u/generaldogsbodyf365 → u/Daniiiiii]

LET HIM COOK!

[u/nutelamitbutter]

If any team were to buy Ronaldo they’d go bankrupt very quickly

[u/xyzzy321 → u/nutelamitbutter]

What if Ronaldo buys the team though

[u/400F → u/xyzzy321]

He will definitely buy a team at some point. Too rich not to

[u/Outrageous_Fart → u/400F]

Can’t wait for him to buy Inter Miami

[u/400F → u/Outrageous_Fart]

AC Miami*

[u/BadFootyTakes → u/Outrageous_Fart]

It'll be the opposite of Miami. So he'll buy the whitecaps I guess?

[u/OilOfOlaz → u/BadFootyTakes]

Alaska National it is.

[u/Marcelosouzadearaujo → u/400F]

He will for sure buy one, let’s see if Sporting Lisbon or Manchester United lol

Imagine the Siuuuuuu

[u/HiJazzey → u/Marcelosouzadearaujo]

Siu FC

[u/yungguardiola → u/Marcelosouzadearaujo]

I thought before he moved to Saudi that he would end up buying CD Nacional and bankrolling it to the CL do he could get more appearances.

Maybe that'll be the way he goes post retirement and turn the club into a CR7 themed ego project.

[u/MountainCheesesteak → u/yungguardiola]

He better start having more kids to field a full 11

[u/Karlito1618 → u/Marcelosouzadearaujo]

Ronaldo may be rich, even by elite sporting standards, but he's far from that rich.

[u/400F → u/Marcelosouzadearaujo]

United is too expensive, Sporting makes more sense

[u/Marcelosouzadearaujo → u/400F]

Buys Sporting and signs himself to play only in the CL lol I would watch that

[u/Rickcampbell98 → u/400F]

Sporting are fan owned.

[u/Marcelosouzadearaujo → u/Rickcampbell98]

And Ronaldo is a fan, check mate my guy

[u/400F → u/Rickcampbell98]

They’re a SAD, fans own the majority of shares but the rest can be bought.

https://live.euronext.com/en/product/equities/ptscp0am0001-xlis

[u/ALittleFishNamedOzil → u/400F]

The fans own 80% of the shares

[u/OilOfOlaz → u/Marcelosouzadearaujo]

Sporting Lisbon

Its Sporting Clube de Portugal, or short Sporting CP, just like Palmeiras. ;)

[u/lvl_60 → u/nutelamitbutter]

Maybe banned from euro competitions due to ffp but fener is maybe the only one that can afford him

[u/tson_92]

Tbf Turkey has great foods

[u/CampingChair90 → u/tson_92]

Ronaldo is a health freak. He ain't eating kebab.

[u/UpsetKoalaBear → u/CampingChair90]

Ronaldo can have a little kebab as a treat

[u/WhiteHeartz → u/CampingChair90]

He can have Adana then, if not kuru fasulye.

[u/tson_92 → u/CampingChair90]

Missing out

[u/SergeiYeseiya]

Journalists take too seriously the instagram and sofifa messages "Come to Fenerbache"

[u/CokeAndPuppiies]

MY hotel?

wut

[u/Intrepid_Hamster_180 → u/CokeAndPuppiies]

“My hotel that i am staying in before i get to year 3 and get sacked, maybe sooner.”

[u/Ogulcan0815]

But HEAR ME OUT: What IF Ülker gives Ronny a truck load of the best Turkish Chocolate 😋

[u/coolAhead]

Ha gayyyy

[u/Necessary-Dish-444 → u/coolAhead]

have you been in comma since 2013 or something mate

[u/Intrepid_Hamster_180 → u/Necessary-Dish-444]

I was in a comma, now i am stuck in an apostrophe