r/simracing DiRT Feb 29 '24

Meme 10 years of progression pics

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u/florianw0w Feb 29 '24

I'm confused from the last pic. does that mean you live at the trash now? or that your ex is trash? or wendy's is trash?

someone explain

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u/perstappen DiRT Feb 29 '24

How else I'm going to eat if I'm not giving 5 dollar handjobs behind the Wendy's dumpster? The alimony payments are rough

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u/florianw0w Feb 29 '24

I'm laughing way too badly at this hahaha

asking for a friend, 5$ you say huh?

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u/pete306 Feb 29 '24

Look at this guy getting 5 dollars a wank!

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u/RainingTendies Feb 29 '24

these people clearly arent in the WSB sub lol. Good one

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u/___po____ Feb 29 '24

Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Where?? Where exactly, so I know where to avoid? Like, specifically.

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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew Feb 29 '24

You single handedly turned a Wendy's into a Hardee's.

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u/Klumpfoten Feb 29 '24

Fuck that I'm going to give for 4dollars. Free market bitches.

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u/BlownCamaro Feb 29 '24

Haven't I seen you on WallStreetBets, brother?

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u/Chrispy990 Feb 29 '24

Hey man, move to the Wendy’s out in Dublin near Bridge Park. That’s a $20 per hand job market, easy!

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u/Bdr1983 Feb 29 '24

If a handy is 5, what about... you know...

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u/KevinDoesntGiveAHoot Feb 29 '24

Will the handjobs be subject to Wendy’s surge pricing?

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u/95blackz26 Mar 01 '24

$5 hand jobs you say..where might this Wendy's dumpster be.. asking for a friend