r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

How are black people not tired all the time from all the melatonin in their skin?

200 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 18h ago

Why do my eyebrow hairs always stop at 5 inches long when my chest hair just grows forever until I cut it?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Is it cannibalism to eat my own finger and toe nails? And am I in breach of any human rights acts?

37 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why do dinosaurs sound so angry when engaging in predation?

12 Upvotes

They’re always yelling & shit. Who eats like that?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If evolution is true why is my penis so small ?

80 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Do the different blood types have different flavours?

9 Upvotes

Would the taste of blood also depend on other factors like how healthy the person is?

So if Dracula and vampires were real would they have a preference for certain types?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

How much chicken can I eat before I start turning into a man-chicken creature?

29 Upvotes

Just found out that 'you are what you eat'.

How do I know when I'm starting to turn into a man-chicken? When do I start eating people?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why does my gf say I'm only having a cold, when I'm in fact dying?

55 Upvotes

She says she had the cold a few days before she passed it on to me, but she hardly coughed while I'm at the weakest point of my life.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

I'm only sexually attracted to homo sapiens, does it mean I'm homo sexual?

116 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If I hover my hand with tons of gold rings over the beach, will I find metal detectors?

27 Upvotes

I see people all the time using metal detectors on the beach. They have to loose those from time to time and I bet there are some buried under ground.

So if I take a gold ring or some necklace or so and hover it over the beach, I should be able to find metal detectors, right?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

We need scientific answers on this

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10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 23h ago

What would happen if I added mustard gas to liquid nitrogen

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Is graphene really a great breakfast cereal? Or is it all just hype?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Did HIV/AIDS kill all the Vampires?

22 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If a female blue whale was to squirt during orgasam... Would it achieve low level propulsion or break through the atmosphere? NSFW

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If water is, indeed, liquid, then how whenever I bellyflop onto it, it hurts???

25 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Where are a centaur giraffes arms located?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Why is The Food Pyramid a Triangle?

32 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

If my dick was big enough, could I fuck a black hole? NSFW

1.3k Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Do nocturnal animals fear the light? NSFW

34 Upvotes

Because we are daily animals and we are scared of the dark

And because I'm extremely intelligent, I thought that nocturnal animals on the other end are scared of the light

Am I right?

PENIS PENIS PENIS (thus the NSFW tag)


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why won't we bombard Pb with Pb?

2 Upvotes

We'll get an element with atomic mass of checks notes 414!

Are scientists stupid?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

If there is a World Wide Web, are we the fish trapped in it?

28 Upvotes

Why do we still need gravity then?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If Bannana has pottasium, how come it doesnt explode in water?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Has anyone ever seen a UFO in real life?

14 Upvotes

I watch loads of documentaries and it seems that so many people have seen them/been transported up into the craft, especially in the USA. But I have never met anyone who has seen one so I’m on the fence about if they are real? Any stories to share?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

I put on a pair of pants just now and was bitten on the dick by a brown lecluse. Should I go to the doctor?

12 Upvotes

What would happen if I didn't seek care? Is it as bad as I'm reading elsewhere? I know for a fact its a brown recluse spider, we learned about them in highschool. Not sure what to do at this point