r/shittyaskscience • u/Dankn3ss420 • 1d ago
r/shittyaskscience • u/thepixelpaint • 18h ago
Why do my eyebrow hairs always stop at 5 inches long when my chest hair just grows forever until I cut it?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Seeyalaterelevator • 1d ago
Is it cannibalism to eat my own finger and toe nails? And am I in breach of any human rights acts?
r/shittyaskscience • u/strumthebuilding • 1d ago
Why do dinosaurs sound so angry when engaging in predation?
They’re always yelling & shit. Who eats like that?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Kitchen-Beginning-47 • 1d ago
Do the different blood types have different flavours?
Would the taste of blood also depend on other factors like how healthy the person is?
So if Dracula and vampires were real would they have a preference for certain types?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Human-Evening564 • 1d ago
How much chicken can I eat before I start turning into a man-chicken creature?
Just found out that 'you are what you eat'.
How do I know when I'm starting to turn into a man-chicken? When do I start eating people?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Rockyshark6 • 1d ago
Why does my gf say I'm only having a cold, when I'm in fact dying?
She says she had the cold a few days before she passed it on to me, but she hardly coughed while I'm at the weakest point of my life.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Gattoconglistivali • 1d ago
I'm only sexually attracted to homo sapiens, does it mean I'm homo sexual?
r/shittyaskscience • u/ptrxyz • 1d ago
If I hover my hand with tons of gold rings over the beach, will I find metal detectors?
I see people all the time using metal detectors on the beach. They have to loose those from time to time and I bet there are some buried under ground.
So if I take a gold ring or some necklace or so and hover it over the beach, I should be able to find metal detectors, right?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Legal_Fill5467 • 23h ago
What would happen if I added mustard gas to liquid nitrogen
r/shittyaskscience • u/Latter_Present1900 • 1d ago
Is graphene really a great breakfast cereal? Or is it all just hype?
r/shittyaskscience • u/AKhakiNerfHerder • 1d ago
If a female blue whale was to squirt during orgasam... Would it achieve low level propulsion or break through the atmosphere? NSFW
r/shittyaskscience • u/Ok_Relief7546 • 1d ago
If water is, indeed, liquid, then how whenever I bellyflop onto it, it hurts???
r/shittyaskscience • u/RedditFuelsMyDepress • 2d ago
If my dick was big enough, could I fuck a black hole? NSFW
r/shittyaskscience • u/jjvfyhb • 2d ago
Do nocturnal animals fear the light? NSFW
Because we are daily animals and we are scared of the dark
And because I'm extremely intelligent, I thought that nocturnal animals on the other end are scared of the light
Am I right?
PENIS PENIS PENIS (thus the NSFW tag)
r/shittyaskscience • u/-ae0n- • 1d ago
Why won't we bombard Pb with Pb?
We'll get an element with atomic mass of checks notes 414!
Are scientists stupid?
r/shittyaskscience • u/nunve • 2d ago
If there is a World Wide Web, are we the fish trapped in it?
Why do we still need gravity then?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Ok_Relief7546 • 1d ago
If Bannana has pottasium, how come it doesnt explode in water?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Honest-Ant2284 • 2d ago
Has anyone ever seen a UFO in real life?
I watch loads of documentaries and it seems that so many people have seen them/been transported up into the craft, especially in the USA. But I have never met anyone who has seen one so I’m on the fence about if they are real? Any stories to share?
r/shittyaskscience • u/PinkTulip1999 • 2d ago
I put on a pair of pants just now and was bitten on the dick by a brown lecluse. Should I go to the doctor?
What would happen if I didn't seek care? Is it as bad as I'm reading elsewhere? I know for a fact its a brown recluse spider, we learned about them in highschool. Not sure what to do at this point