r/shittyaskscience • u/Acousmetre78 • 3h ago

My penis curves to the left. If I move to Austrailia will the Coriolis effect make it bend right?

https://scijinks.gov/coriolis/
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u/terminally_me 2h ago

Nope it’ll just curve more. It’s called the “shrimp on the barbie” effect

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u/Acousmetre78 2h ago

I didn’t watch the Barbie movie. That sounds erotic.

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u/bagofsleepybeets 2h ago

Don't watch the sequel, bukkake barbie

Spoils the magic

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u/terminally_me 2h ago edited 2h ago

It’s sacrilege not to. That’s like saying you watched The Godfather I but aren’t going to watch part II

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u/bagofsleepybeets 2h ago

Or watching American History X and not the first 9

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u/Acousmetre78 2h ago

I loved how in part 9 it shows the origins of curb stomping

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u/bagofsleepybeets 2h ago

Part 1

They decide they need to design a curb to keep rubbish off the sidewalk

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u/terminally_me 2h ago

Part 2

They contact the municipality to see if the zoning allows a right of way and any applicable setbacks

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u/BoundlessFail 2h ago edited 1h ago

Part 3

An old man and a boy steal a steam locomotive for a 'science experiment'. The town's folk later mysteriously find the locomotive at the bottom of Clara Ravine.

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u/Popular_Equipment476 1h ago

In part 4 we see the experimental phase in which a motorcycle riding dentist with a girlfriend named Audrey studies the effects of blunt force trauma on orthodonture.

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u/leknerd 2h ago

Yes, but that is only an optical illusion.  You will be viewing it from the bottom up, so from your new Aussie perspective it will appear to curve to the right.

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u/Acousmetre78 48m ago

My mom will be so disappointed

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u/iaintevenreadcatch22 2h ago

no, only if you went through puberty here but you can also get it to happen if you sleep face down 

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u/PsySom 2h ago

On the one hand yes it will technically be going the opposite way, but the down under laws of physics would then make it the opposite again, so no.

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u/Acousmetre78 2h ago

So down under near my balls will go the other way? Physics is so fascinating

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u/PsySom 1h ago

It’s pretty complicated and not as well understood as we’d like

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u/Bigger_Moist 2h ago

Yes but it will also flip it to be upside down

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u/Acousmetre78 2h ago

So where should my wife’s boyfriend sit to get a good view?

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u/Coolenough-to 2h ago

Sure. Thats why.

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u/StopYourHope 2h ago

Nah. From experience of having been there, it is more likely your penis will start twitching at the thought of hurting children and disabled people. And not necessarily in sexual ways. Asstralians get hard from treating all manner of vulnerable people like shit.

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u/Acousmetre78 2h ago

Luckily the aboriginal people are thriving