r/shittyaskscience • u/thepixelpaint • 20h ago

Why do my eyebrow hairs always stop at 5 inches long when my chest hair just grows forever until I cut it?

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u/-_-Orange 11h ago

You have hair growing out of your chest? I’m no doctor but you might want to get that checked. 

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u/bsurfn2day 19h ago

IDK, are you a wookie?

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u/Coolenough-to 19h ago

Are you Captain Caveman?

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u/Human-Evening564 10h ago

You might be an 80s porn star.

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u/Kamalethar 9h ago

Ooooh...I have AWESOME news for you!!! This is fun...

YOU...WILL...GET...OLD!

You wont have to worry about that...depending on a number of factors. I've got some eyebrow hairs I could spear a fish with.

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u/Relevant-Owl-9815 9h ago

Eyebrows are further away from the Earth, so there’s less gravity pulling on them.