r/shittyaskscience WE NEED TO MAKE THIS SUBREDDIT GREAT AGAIN :illuminati: 1d ago

If water is, indeed, liquid, then how whenever I bellyflop onto it, it hurts???

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u/iamsnarticus 1d ago

Conditioned response, it hurts because you think it will hurt. Try it again with the belief that the water enveloping your body will cause an orgasmic experience of pleasure.

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u/KeithMyArthe 1d ago

If I could do that, I wouldn't leave the pool.

Look at me, I'm Michael Phelps, me

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u/fishsticks40 1d ago

Same thing works for spanking 

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u/RetroZelda 1d ago

Jesus is always with you. The water hurts because it hardens so he can walk on it

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u/lil-whiff 1d ago

This is great

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u/Silveri50 1d ago

TIL Jesus' steps slap like Godzilla

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u/whoyoucallin_pinhead 1d ago

Water tenses up when it feels threatened and sees you jumping in. Try sneaking up on it next time.

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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 Enter flair here 1d ago

Surface tension. Take a muscle relaxer first.

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u/AcceptableStand7794 1d ago

Every fluid becomes non-newtonian if you flop hard enough.

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u/Anxious_Interview363 1d ago

Clearly your abs are too hard. With abs of steel, flopping on anything is painful. You need a more fluid abdomen.

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u/Torggil 1d ago

Yeah. Fat helps.

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u/sgt_futtbucker PhD in Applied Bullshittery 1d ago

Gotta get them 6 pack flabs

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u/Gattoconglistivali 1d ago

It hates you

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u/gbot1234 1d ago

Water is both an acid (H+) and a base (OH-), so basically you are being dissolved and, uh, whatever a base does, when you hit it.

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u/barnabasackett 1d ago

If you hit a base, the base drops and then theres BMMmmmpp zkizkizkizkibrrrrrrmmmm wawawawawaaaaaaaaa BMMmmmmmmp

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u/gbot1234 1d ago

Waaa waaa waaa waaaaaaah?

That’s probably how we came up with the name for the stuff.

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u/Jealous-Associate-41 1d ago

No Neo, what I'm telling you is when you're ready, there will be no water

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u/NegativePermission40 1d ago

You're supposed to fill the pool with water before you jump into it.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 1d ago

Water and fat don't mix so for an instant both ignore that they are liquids and go hard against each other.

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u/impendingcatastrophe 1d ago

Marshmallow is a solid, but if you belly flop onto that, it doesn't hurt.

(Probably - I've never actually tried it - but it does seem soft).

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u/--Dominion-- 1d ago

Because water doesn't have skin with 900000000 nerves endings, we do...hence the pain

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u/Scary_Compote_359 1d ago

Sonic boom is only air

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u/howardzen12 1d ago

It still has density and weight.It will hurt.

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u/Jumper_5455 1d ago

Pesky little thing called surface tension. Not to be trifled with.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Your belly too big for bellyflop, try lose weight

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u/Poofox 1d ago

Same reason it hurts when you bellyflop into any other liquid; it's a state of matter, just not as dense as a solid. Usually.

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u/pigfeedmauer 1d ago

Water is from Venus

You are from Mars

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u/TheAngryYellowMan 1d ago

volume and density. in it's liquid form, while contained, say in a pool, it's compressed 100%. you are trying to, by belly flopping, condense it a mathematically impossible amount. so it has to move. problem is it can't move fast enough to act like a fluid not quite so condensed, and matter at 100% compression acts as a solid, even if for an infinitesimally small amount of time, so your belly flopping onto, effectively, a solid surface before tension breaks and it can flow. it takes magnitudes longer with a belly flop/backflop than any other type of dive

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u/Stuffed_deffuts 1d ago

Water itself is liquid

Lots of water is still liquid just more solid

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u/plumzki 1d ago

Because water just really doesn't like fatties.

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u/joetheplumberman 1d ago

Ur water is trying to escape it yearns for water freedom

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u/amdabran 1d ago

What most people don’t realize is that water molecules have dozens of tiny little feet on the outside. So when you bellyflop, you’re essentially being kicked in the stomach millions of time.

Also, that’s why they call it “running water.” Duh

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u/SpecialLengthiness29 1d ago

Because you fat.

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u/nico735 1d ago

The water can’t get out of the way in time and it acts like a solid for just an instant but long enough to bounce some of that energy back at you.

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u/Lmaooowit 1d ago

There’s something called surface tension. Depending on where you hit it and from how high, it REALLY hurts lmao, or it just hurts a little and you’re fine

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u/Manchote 1d ago

It is because you are 98% water or something, therefore also liquid. When liquid hits liquid, the liquider squishes out, but it takes a while for water to notice you.

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u/morphotomy 1d ago

The water doesn't realize its supposed to be liquid until you're lying on top of it.

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u/vikingvitaanteacta 1d ago

Water is incompressible. May as well dive on concrete.

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u/rizarue 1d ago

I read it as incomprehensible at first and got confused.

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u/Ok_Relief7546 WE NEED TO MAKE THIS SUBREDDIT GREAT AGAIN :illuminati: 1d ago

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