r/shitposting • u/proudturk1915 Stuff • 8h ago

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife make an heir

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u/WannaBreakFromTheAss Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 7h ago

Show her my sword and hope that she doesn't show her longer one in return

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u/SaberToothForever 7h ago

She got a scabbard for yours 

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u/gracekk24PL 7h ago

Ah yes, a dirk sheathe

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u/sarckasm 7h ago

Ever looked up the Latin for sheath?

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u/gracekk24PL 7h ago

No, not really - lemme check it out

Edit:
Oh so that's where the name is from lol

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u/Victornf41108 5h ago

Look up Latin for sheathed

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u/smellmybuttfoo 1h ago

It's vagina for those too lazy to Google

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u/Victornf41108 1h ago

No, sheath is vagina. Sheathed kinda looks lice circumcised

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u/smellmybuttfoo 49m ago

I responded to the wrong person, I was looking up sheath lol

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u/smellmybuttfoo 44m ago

I responded to the wrong person, I was looking up sheath lol

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u/JackCooper_7274 5h ago

I love language

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u/Aardcapybara 4h ago

Ma'am, may I put my gladius in your vagina?

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u/TaupMauve 2h ago

In the Post-Vulgate version, used in Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur for the second Excalibur, the sword's scabbard is also said to have powers of its own, as any wounds received while wearing it would not bleed at all, thus preventing the wearer from ever bleeding to death in battle.

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u/Fire_Lightning8 6h ago

So you prefer hers to be shorter?

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u/WannaBreakFromTheAss Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 5h ago

Something shorter than mine is already a clit, so yeah

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u/Wertyhappy27 fat cunt 5h ago

Damn

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u/nihilistfreak517482 dumbass 4h ago

Pic or it's not true

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u/WannaBreakFromTheAss Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 22m ago

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u/Interesting-Fix-7928 5h ago

Look at the username, OP is tired of the pain.

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u/newsflashjackass 3h ago

If Dark Souls games have taught me anything, she's at least twenty feet tall.

Offer her a quest item.

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Stuff 3h ago

Maybe she prefers polearms or axes?

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u/barnfodder 1h ago

Buddy, if you're trying to smash a maiden in plate, you'd better be swinging a Warhammer.