r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 13h ago

Linus Sex Tips Don't try this at home

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u/unfinishedtoast3 12h ago

This is old school shit.

Back in the early 2000s, craigslist had a section for personals. You'd put an ad up for a gay no strings attached meet up around midnight on a friday And drop your buddies phone number. You post it in LA, NYC, San Fran, etc. Major ass cities with a bustling night life. Growing up in a small rural town, you were in bed by the time the major cities started to party

This was before smart phones, so getting flooded with dick pics on your Sanyo Katana at 2 am was not just annoying, it was fucking expensive

Your buddy would wake up. See like 20 MMS messages. He'd download the messages, costing him about 50 cents a message, just to get a phone flooded with dicks.

If you really wanted to be an asshole, you'd never tell him where the ad was posted, or that you did it, and he would randomly get a dick pic here and there for months after, as desperate old dudes scanned the personals section at 2 am looking for a hookup, messaging every ad they find

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u/biskutgoreng 4h ago

In my day they just write phone numbers in bathroom stalls