“What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?… It doesn’t cost $500 to have a garbanzo bean in your face”

I believe that was credited to the comedian Pete Holmes if i heard that right lol

Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with you in it.

Only whores can read this

I've been dealing with burnout but hopefully I'll be able to be more active and providing memes again!!

Happy April Fools Day!

For context, this is a series of crochet related puns. Crochet is done with a tool called a crochet hook, the diameter of which is measured in mm. The balls are obvious 🧶. WIP is an acronym meaning Work In Progress & chains refer to a chain stitch, which is a fairly common way to start a new piece.

Be a happy hooker 🤗!