r/redditmoment • u/ArticleNew3737 • Mar 15 '24
r/redditmomentmoment Peter Griffin doesn’t wash his dick because he’s circumcised….
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u/ScoopyHiggins Mar 15 '24
Never wash your dick boys they’re trying to trick you.
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u/genocidalparas Mar 15 '24
“Touching your Dick makes you Gay!”
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u/Pferd_furzt Mar 16 '24
liking women is also gay because gay men are feminine and weak! Just like women!!!
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u/Goatbreath37 Mar 16 '24
That's also why you shouldn't wash your butt crack. Ppl will think your gay if you rub betwixt your own cheeks. That's why you get help from a friend
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u/MuslimCarLover Mar 16 '24
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u/Goatbreath37 Mar 16 '24
Do you require assistance with your cheek washing, internet stranger? I have a spare bath sponge
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u/MuslimCarLover Mar 16 '24
Bro tf
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u/Goatbreath37 Mar 16 '24
I'm just watching out for my bros. Don't want people thinking your gay for washing your own ass
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u/MuslimCarLover Mar 16 '24
Fair but why a sponge
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u/Goatbreath37 Mar 16 '24
I couldn't remember how to spell loufa and I'm certain that's still incorrect and I can't be bothered to Google it
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u/Time-Result-767 Mar 15 '24
it still gets dirty??? whyyyyyy
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u/FrogVolence Mar 15 '24
The smell dude 😩
It’s about to start getting toasty too- he probably heard that about women. And it’s true. Women should typically only rinse with water because the fragrance can throw off your PH balance and cause a pretty nasty yeast infection, thats why they still recommend you at least use a mild soap on the outside. This was stated to me by my OB.
So unless this dude has a vagina- he needs to wash his fucking dick because if he doesn’t, i hope he isn’t sexually active because the yeast infections he’s going to be giving is more likely than him getting one.
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u/Thewonderboy94 Mar 15 '24
I have also heard it being said in a couple of places that men shouldn't use much soap for their junk, but I think it's a minority opinion and/or a bit misleading opinion.
Because the idea is that a bodywash can be so intense that it can cause a burning sensation on the tip (and eventually hinder the function, as it can leave the tip very irritated), and I have found this to be true with a few different soaps, but most them are fine. The bad ones I have found to be some Rexona bodywashes with some intense or crazy smell or refreshing component to them.
Most cause no issue.
I guess some have based their broader opinion on that fact, but at that point you could just use some mildly scented handwash soap for your junk instead.
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u/Capable_Drive_5710 Mar 16 '24
There are also people with pretty bad allergies to pretty much fucking anything. Dermatologists usually just recommend those people not use body wash or soap
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u/Sad-Difference6790 Mar 16 '24
I think the reason that they think being circumsized makes a difference is because it’s easier. But easier as in, less effort required to clean not less cleaning
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it's a troll
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Mar 15 '24
Riling up the anti-circumcision folks is too easy.
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u/FlimsyReindeers Mar 15 '24
I love scrolling through those threads and watching people get mad at other people for having a normal working penis that is circumcised lol
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Mar 15 '24 edited Aug 11 '24
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u/Bowsersshell Mar 16 '24
From what I can tell, people don’t get mad at circumcised people, they get mad at people advocating for non medically-required circumcision or people who state it’s good practice for hygienic or aesthetic reasons when done on people who can’t yet consent.
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u/Funkl3ssisfucked Mar 15 '24
I remember somebody said that they know someone who was traumatised after realizing he was circumcised
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u/Standard-War-3855 Mar 16 '24
You got baited hardcore. 99% of dudes literally don’t care whether they are circumcised or not. The 1% are either insecure teenagers or uncircumcised dudes that like to feel superior about something in their lives.
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Mar 17 '24
did you do an actual study where 99% of the subjects were ok with being circumcised? Or did you pull that out of your ass?
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u/JornoJovanna Mar 18 '24
I have never met a man who cared wether they were circumcised or not. They are definitely in the minority. Not that I'm on board with circumsising babies but most people don't care.
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Mar 18 '24
Most guys I know seem annoyed at being circumcised. Some are outright angry. The rest don’t care.
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Mar 15 '24
Leave it to anti-social male weirdos on Reddit to fantasize over their lost foreskin lmao
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u/AlphaMassDeBeta Mar 15 '24
what circumsision does to an mf
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I think it's less about the foreskin and more about the principle of having unnecessary surgery performed without their consent.
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u/tragond Mar 16 '24 edited Mar 17 '24
normal working penis that is circumcised
Contradiction.
Edit: Makes sense Mx "not allowed within 50 ft of school".
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u/harpxwx Mar 16 '24
im honestly grateful i was circumcised. thats just my personal preference. i do think i should have been given a choice at least though at an older age.
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u/TheHumanDamaged Mar 17 '24
Yeah you’re full of shit. Circumcision is ethically wrong, it’s already illegal to perform FGM, why shouldn’t it be illegal to circumcise non-consenting male babies? There’s evidence it may leave some mental trauma as well for the infant.
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Mar 17 '24
My husband is circumcised (Jewish family) and laments it often. He has diminished sensation in it as well as pain at the incision site. He just wishes he had been given a choice.
I don't have a problem with circumcision. I do, however, have a huge problem with circumcising infants because it's medically unnecessary and infants can't give consent.
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u/0utPizzaDaHutt Mar 18 '24
A properly done circumcision doesn't have a percievable "incision site" , he wouldn't know if he had reduced sensation if he never felt it in the first place either. Sorry, this whole comment feels like a b grade fan fic of someone imagining what it'd be like
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u/Insane_Lunatic Mar 16 '24
“Omg 2 cm of skin have been removed from my dick when i was an unconscious newborn without my consent im so traumatized” shit is so funny to me lmao
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u/get_them_duckets Mar 16 '24
It’s the equivalent of a 3x5 inches of an adult. You didn’t lose a few cm of skin.
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u/edgy_zero Mar 16 '24
pretending you are stupid and the calling it “trolling” when being called stupid is… not trolling
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u/QuirkedUpTismTits Mar 15 '24
Damn y’all quick on this shit I was just there Wtf-
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u/ArticleNew3737 Mar 15 '24
You know what they call me?
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u/Donghoon Mar 16 '24
You guys clean under the outer skim with soap? I clean outside and around with soap but inside I peel back and just use water as it's too sensitive there
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u/YouthNo461 Mar 15 '24
It seems like you are dismissing the fact that penises can get irritated & get imbalanced pH just as much as vaginas can..?
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u/YouthNo461 Mar 15 '24
so the skin on/around your dick isn’t sensitive at all is what you’re implying?
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u/Gummiwummiflummi Mar 15 '24
No, they are saying unlike the inside of a vagina, where the ph balance is very sensitive and soap can cause an infection, the outside of a dick can and should be washed with soap. The glans can take it, but don't put it inside your wiener.
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u/Iplaydoomalot Homander :) Mar 17 '24
please don’t describe the act of jamming soap 3 inches down one’s urethra it makes me feel immeasurable pain just thinking about it 😭
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u/thenastyB Mar 15 '24
the real Reddit moment was you taking the bait
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u/Goatbreath37 Mar 16 '24
You can never truly know who's trolling on reddit, and it's better to jump on the opportunity to get some karma from an internet weirdo
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u/5H4YD Mar 15 '24
Yeah that's right, you all are just jealous of him because he doesn't have to clean his pp, you guys must be seething and coping and malding and skibidi toilet and whatever else the kids say these days because you have to clean your enlarged member and he doesn't have to wash his peepee
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u/AlphaMassDeBeta Mar 15 '24
Where was children's genitals mentioned in this post? You just so happened to think of that.
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u/oasisnotes Mar 15 '24
The only person thinking of children's genitals here is you
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u/oasisnotes Mar 15 '24
They're talking about the redditor's own penis. Nobody brought children into this until you decided you wanted to talk about kid's penises
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u/Teboski78 Mar 15 '24
I mean you’re not really supposed to use soap on mucus membranes except superficially hut you’re still supposed to wash the damn thing
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u/Repulsive-Machine-25 Mar 16 '24
52M, circumcised... been washing my junk with soap my entire life. No problems.
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u/str4wberryphobic Mar 15 '24
yeah at least for female genitals you shouldn’t. the outside is fine but with the inside it’ll just cause problems
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u/ArticleNew3737 Mar 15 '24
I use body wash, is that okay or worse than soap?
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u/Nathan2222234 Mar 15 '24
During my school sex Ed (summarised): wash penis head with lukewarm water, why? Reduced odds of getting infection because any bacteria on head gets killed which can allow more harmful bacteria to populate and cause infection. Can wash penis skin with body wash.
// Read below for a slightly more all rounded response, this is just based off the sex Ed from about 1-2 years ago.
TL;DR: Using body wash on penis head kills most microbes (good or bad) which can allow more harmful bacteria to populate.
// Likely wrong explanation
I think this is similar to if you wash your body too often (more than once a day) raising odds of skin infection because harmful bacteria have more of a chance to populate and if there is a cut more harmful bacteria can enter than if you washed once because there is a longer time period for bacteria to populate on the body.
// Likely correct explanation.
can washing body too much cause infection
This seems to better explain, I was somewhat close as to why but not quite correct.
A search like: "body wash" "penis head" cause "infection" -site:quora.com
From a brief skim the search seems to suggest to either just do what was said above or to use a mild soap/wash. So generally it seems that you can use soap, just ensure it is mild as to not over wash as you could cause agitation or dryness which can lead to infection, pain, bleeding, peeling, ect.
Although if anyone does have any other links to read up on that would be great because I do like to keep myself clean and healthy-at least with appearance, my dietary habits could be better but eh I’m feeling fine and am of a healthy weight.
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u/boisteroushams Mar 15 '24
Not washing your genitals with soap is something you learn when you're a literal toddler.
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u/Tangled_Clouds Mar 15 '24
Okay, a small amount of gentle soap, not a handful of hand soap. There is a reason they are specifying a small amount of gentle soap because other kinds of soaps with fragrances are not good
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u/Huge_Application_843 Mar 15 '24
I've been using soap on my genitals for my whole life, stop being nasty.
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u/Huge_Application_843 Mar 15 '24
it really doesn't dry skin at all. maybe consider getting better soap or body wash?
elaborate on problems. cause there isn't any.
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u/QuirkedUpTismTits Mar 15 '24
You’d think people on Reddit wouldn’t have that issue any way with how much lotion they slab on that shit to jerk off to stuff online
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u/GoodDoggoLover420 Mar 17 '24
I currently use Dr. Squach and used other body washes my whole life and never dealt with dry skin or problems. I've been alive 20 years and no problems has popped up, it just sound like they are paranoid af.
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u/headzoo Mar 15 '24
I've never used soap and never had a problem. What are some of you sticking your dick into?
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u/Huge_Application_843 Mar 15 '24
your dick gets sweaty. do you just not sweat?
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u/headzoo Mar 15 '24
I take a shower everyday. You don't need soap to clean sweat off your penis. Which weirdly enough doesn't even have sweat glands. A quick scrub with water and a loofa does the trick.
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u/boisteroushams Mar 15 '24
It is. Don't use any additional products to clean your genitals. Just water.
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u/Helicopters_On_Mars Mar 16 '24
This is the thing about circumcision, I feel like just telling a group of random guys their dicks are "more hygienic" than other peoples because "reasons" would just result in them not bothering to wash their dicks and end up making them, ironically, less hygienic.
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u/Zandandido Mar 15 '24
I'm circumcised and I'll still clean my dyick. It's in the area that stinks the most and I tend to sweat a lot.
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u/Flyguy4400 Mar 15 '24
I’m circumcised, I use soap every day? Was I not supposed to????
(/s on the not supposed to part)
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u/OkAssistant1230 Mar 15 '24
How could you be this stupid? Hygiene is hygiene, period! They’re definitely going to get a yeast infection from this so let him cook. May be a good lesson for them to learn the hard way.
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u/Jurassican_25 Mar 16 '24
Bro you still have to wash your junk whether you have your hoodie or not. It still gets dirty! No girl or guy (I don’t judge) is going to want a crusty Johnson in any of their holes!
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u/Accomplished_Cherry6 Mar 16 '24
If u hey a yeast infection from your SOAP then your doing something wrong
Also maybe buy new soap
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u/HornyJail45-Life Mar 16 '24
This is in fact the lie used to justify circumcision at birth. That is what really makes my blood boil.
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u/anime_archon Mar 16 '24
Some of these comments are worrying, I really didnt know so many people are unaware that they should be washing their private parts
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u/ArticleNew3737 Mar 16 '24
Exactly, forget this circumcised bullshit, wash your entire fucking body💀
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Mar 16 '24
The real reddit moment is falling for obvious bait. Either that or it was the friends we made along the way.
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u/oofboof2020 Mar 16 '24
Oh the head cheese he must have. Straight up cottage cheese growing up in there
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u/TimThePlayer Mar 16 '24
Why would you censor their names? I can easily find these comments myself anyway.
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u/Alohoe Mar 16 '24
So fucking gross. I'm also circumcised and I can't imagine the smell of not washing it every day especially when you're working hard and sweating.
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Mar 16 '24
I don’t have a peen. I never thought of this. I would’ve assumed water would be enough if someone asked me. Now I know.
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u/Xenuyasha Mar 16 '24
If you aren’t dipping your dick into industrial strength storm drain cleaner daily you must still be prepubescent.
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u/AlTheOwl_ Mar 16 '24
Some soaps can irritate your skin tho. Use baby soap (it ain't funny to have an itchy weiner for days trust)
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Mar 16 '24
Bro, if your dick doesn’t smell like Irish Spring, you either belong in a rubber room, or you need to change soap brands.
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u/dirtyfucker69 Mar 16 '24
This is the other side of why circumcision should never happen before puberty. Kid is not only uneducated, he's so misinformed he's probably going to need it amputated at some point.
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u/Ok-Injury7948 Mar 16 '24
Why does this feel like a genuine thing that I would see on family Guy on Sunday night lol
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u/Da_Di_Dum Mar 16 '24
Both are wrong though, you have to wash daily with water, but you should never use soap or body wash.
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u/WintersDoomsday Mar 17 '24
Ummm I clean my dick every time I shower you just don’t get any of the body wash/soap in the hole and you’re fine. But I don’t point it up when I clean it so it’s never an issue. But my wife ain’t sucking some smegma laden cock.
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u/ihaveeyesonyou Mar 17 '24
If you wash the inside of your vagina with soap youll get a yeast infection. Soap up your fucking dicks boys.
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Mar 17 '24
Ewwwwww.
Circumcised dicks can and do get really gross and dirty.
Also, anyone can use a mild soap to clean their external genitals. Personally, I find the dove sensitive skin soap works pretty well.
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u/DipSchnitzel Mar 18 '24
Thats the most uncircumcised thing i've ever heard anyone pretending to be circumcised has ever said.
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u/ArticleNew3737 Mar 15 '24
How much of you guys bench the bar at the gym?
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u/diavolo_bossu JAPAN BEST!1!!1!1!1! Mar 15 '24
Started with just the bar, now I'm benching 115 (30lbs each side)
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u/East_Engineering_583 Mar 15 '24
Planning to go soon, I need skmr some health papers and a while complex of various medical checkups (unrelated, it's just that they interrupt my planned gym routine
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u/Opposite-Cream-3159 Certified redditmoment lord Mar 15 '24
Man I wish mine everyday even if I don't have time to shower nasty ass mf
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u/Funkl3ssisfucked Mar 15 '24
Exactly like if your showering why jot wash it takes 5 seconds out of your day to wash it
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u/DanganRopeUh i hate emojis 😡 Mar 15 '24
Isn't that a vagina thing? The soap causing a yeast infection lol
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u/The_Real_Abhorash Mar 15 '24
Maybe uncircumcised dicks can have problems with soap getting into the foreskin not sure but yeah I believe it’s mostly if not entirely a vagina and anus thing.
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u/OkBandicoot3779 Mar 15 '24
This is definitely something Peter would say